>>19506900Even though that's just edgelord shitposting, I'd actually be Ice/Dark if I was a Pokemon:
Ice, because I absolutely love cold. I hate summer because it's simply too hot and I can't go outside without nearly dying, so Fire weakness makes sense. I'm always that one guy who doesn't have any winter clothes on when it's -15 degrees because I can stand cold weather so well.
Dark, because I'm such a sneaky fucker. At this point I'd like to remind everyone that the Dark-type doesn't mean literal darkness, it's more like mischievous and that sort of things. I always cheat when it's possible and I have a morbid sense of humor, so I could see Dark-type fitting me very well.
Literal darkness would actually make sense too, since just like I prefer winter, I also prefer night and I love going out during the evening/night when it's dark. No edge here.Also, the double weakness to Fighting makes 100% sense since I'd get my ass kicked in seconds if I ended up in a fist fight. Too bad I hate Sneasel and Weavile.
