I've got a few hours to burn, so I thought I'd help some of my fellow /vp/oreons out.

I can:

>Clone
>Shiny/Unshiny
>Change Pokeball
>Give Pokerus
>Change Sex
>Attach any item obtainable in X/Y

I don't need anything in return, but I could always use 5IV breeding rejects for future mons.

Keep the Xerneas