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Quoted By: >>19598703
Have you ever saw the Pokémon unfezant and murkrow? I hate these Pokémon with a passion. Do you know why? They're sexist and homophobic. Unfezant is sexist because the male looks more pompous and colorful, while the female is boring and dull, implying all males are important and all females are dull. Unfezant is also homophobic because the male has that pink carnival mask thing (gay) and the female has that short hair and brown feathers (lesbian).
Murkrow is sexist because the male has a bigger, pointier hat and the female has a smaller hat (males have a big schlong, females have a small booty).
Braviary is racist because it's spitting in the USA's name, it's portraying all Americans as injuns, has the colors of the USA, is male only (sexist, implying all worthy Americans are male), can only be found in White version despite Obama being black and has a low base speed despite being an eagle, which is implying all Americans are fat fucks.
I loathe these Pokémon and you should too. By the way, i'm a white straight guy, i just get offended by these Pokémon
Murkrow is sexist because the male has a bigger, pointier hat and the female has a smaller hat (males have a big schlong, females have a small booty).
Braviary is racist because it's spitting in the USA's name, it's portraying all Americans as injuns, has the colors of the USA, is male only (sexist, implying all worthy Americans are male), can only be found in White version despite Obama being black and has a low base speed despite being an eagle, which is implying all Americans are fat fucks.
I loathe these Pokémon and you should too. By the way, i'm a white straight guy, i just get offended by these Pokémon