Hello, welcome to this special breaking news addition of Pokemon News. I am Colress and I will be keeping you up to date with everything reguarding this latest fiasco

Our top story today is breaking news coverage: It has been reported that people from tumblr in the "pokemon url" (who are also known to be of the stereotypical polyurithane gender SJW variety) and stealing content from here so they can post it on their blogs: I, Colress and my other colleagues will be keeping you up to date with this story.

In other news: It appears that mega sableye has a new shield form that makes him look like a fag.