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Your IRL Pokemon Pets

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You can choose a full team of 6 Pokemon to accompany you in the world. Nobody else has Pokemon.
You can give each of your Pokemon one characteristic/ability that would help them/you in the real world. Also give it a nickname, gender and a personality
Rules:
>Only one starter
>No legendaries
>No taking over the world
>No generating infinite money/valuable materials
>No ditto
>No breeding
>DO NOT FUCK YOUR POKEMON I SWEAR TO SHIT

I'll do mine.
>Torterra, female, named Gaea
>Grows seedless apples on the tree on its back and lets people pick/eat them whenever they want(Eat your heart out Tropius
>Sits around and photosynthesizes, lets me sit on her back and takes me short distances/provides shade

>Alakazam, male, named Simsala.
>Can communicate telepathically in any language
>Keeps trying to learn things, answers questions when you ask them, knows basically everything

>Shiny Musharna, male, Jinkie
>Dream Mist can get you high without negative side effects
>Constantly stoned, plays videogames and eats and sleeps, doesn't care if I squeeze Dream Mist out of it

>Metang, named Intel
>Is a veritable supercomputer with nigh-infinite storage
>Doesn't do anything unless I tell it to, just sits around and lets me play games on it

>Altaria, male, named Eragon
>Flies me around/lets me sleep on its fluffy bits
>Flies around and plays a lot, but always returns when I call for it

>Eevee, female, named Ava
>Basically incapable of misbehaving
>Acts like a super nice housecat, serves as a chick magnet.