Introduced my non-gamer girlfriend to pokemon y on friday. I have never slammed that pussy harder than this weekend.

She's super into it. We sit and play it together, I tell her where to walk and she does it and then I use the stylus and basically do everything.

Sure, all of my pokemon have stupid ass nicknames and I have to occasionally watch her farm berries for a few minutes, but how many of you pokemon masters can say that you've gotten a blowjob while waking up snorlax?