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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:02:33 No.19679152 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19679179 >>19679222 >>19679240 >>19679245 >>19679338 >>19679364

>mom comes up to me
>asks me what i want for my 24th birthday
>tell her pokemon x
>she flips her shit
>starts going off about how i should shower,and how i should move out and shit
>i was like sorry i have my hobbies
>she leaves the room
>i can tell shes crying
>dad comes in and beats my ass for "being a little sissy letdown of a son"
>turn on my gbc and play gold version

how did your day go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:05:15 No.19679179 Report

Quoted By: >>19683190

>>19679152
>worked eight hours
>watched Cameroon Croatia match and edited book
>played Pokemon

Man up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:07:30 No.19679212 Report

Quoted By: >>19679243

I'm so sorry to hear, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:08:12 No.19679222 Report

Quoted By: >>19679329

>>19679152
>be 26
>approach table to eat dinner with my family
>take plate and place it on the floor
>eat it with my mouth
>mom asks what I'm doing
>"mom im a pikachu"
>she tells me to eat normal
>cry and tell her she needs to respect my decisions
>run outside into the street
>get hit by a passing car
>wake up 2 months later since the accident put me in a coma
>mom asks me if im still mentally retarded
>tell her i am gonna be a raichu instead
>kicked out of house
>posting this from the streets from my phone and free wi-fi outside a Marriott hotel.
It's warm out tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:09:55 No.19679240 Report

Quoted By: >>19683140

>>19679152
>Dad comes in and beats my ass
You do know 4chan is for 18 or older people, right? Unless you're a skinny sissy of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:10:18 No.19679243 Report

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>>19679212
Don't encourage it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:10:20 No.19679245 Report

Quoted By: >>19679271 >>19679328 >>19682910

>>19679152
>24
>Still living with your parents
You got what you deserved, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:12:18 No.19679260 Report

Quoted By: >>19679272

>2014
>still not having a copy of X or Y
What is wrong with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:12:42 No.19679266 Report

Quoted By: >>19679271 >>19679301 >>19679321 >>19679437

Well, I spent all day applying for jobs (again). It sucks living with your parents when you are older than eighteen. Women don't find that attractive at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:13:21 No.19679271 Report

Quoted By: >>19679286 >>19683121

>>19679266
>>19679245
Fucking go, normalfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:13:21 No.19679272 Report

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>>19679260
Not OP, but I only own Yellow, Crystal, and Sapphire. Everything past that, excluding X and Y, looks like it is using mode 7 on the SNES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:15:46 No.19679286 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679271
>not being normal
>living a sad life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:17:06 No.19679301 Report

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>>19679266
>not having a job
>being worried about women wanting you

Get your priorities straight, fag. You can't take care of yourself, so of course women won't want you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:18:56 No.19679321 Report

Quoted By: >>19679425

>>19679266
Sucks having a job and still being unable to live by yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:20:48 No.19679328 Report

Quoted By: >>19679374 >>19679586 >>19683154 >>19683172

>>19679245
>not being from a Hispanic family where living with your parents is still acceptable so long as you keep a respectable job or schooling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:20:50 No.19679329 Report

Quoted By: >>19679347

>>19679222
None of this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:21:31 No.19679338 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679152
>not showering
>getting your ass beaten at 24

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:21:51 No.19679340 Report

Quoted By: >>19679347 >>19679373

i really hope OP is rusing
domestic abuse of any sort (and assault in general) is kind of illegal
don't let them get away with that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:22:22 No.19679347 Report

Quoted By: >>19679358

>>19679340
>>19679329
Why cant you guys enjoy the thread?

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:23:38 No.19679358 Report

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>>19679347
because there's nothing enjoyable about this thread

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:24:38 No.19679364 Report

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>>19679152
>iktf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:25:35 No.19679373 Report

Quoted By: >>19679391

>>19679340
>not knowing the shame of a whoopin'
>being this gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:25:51 No.19679374 Report

Quoted By: >>19679586

>>19679328
This. It's a fact that 18 year-olds are still not mentally ready to fully separate themselves. Having the comfort of your family when studying college and looking for a job is huge help.

When you start saving up money, you can actually move out and keep living comfortably.

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:28:02 No.19679391 Report

Quoted By: >>19679400 >>19679448

>>19679373
>implying i haven't been in a similar situation to OP's in real life and not in a fake thread on an internet messaging board
>being this heterosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:29:28 No.19679400 Report

Quoted By: >>19679442

>>19679391
>getting beat
>not standing up for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:32:26 No.19679425 Report

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>>19679321
Seriously there is no job that allows you to support yourself anymore without ten years of education (and thus, millions of years of debt), it's ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:33:58 No.19679437 Report

Quoted By: >>19683117

>>19679266
Nobody honestly expects you to move out immediately as you reach legal age. Trust me, holy shit. As long as you're either in college or looking for a job, you're fine. Unless you inherit 6 figures and are mature enough to handle finances and living alone, you're expected to live with your parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:34:08 No.19679441 Report

Quoted By: >>19679466 >>19680144 >>19683100

>be typical neet, mom at work, I'm asleep at 1 in the afternoon.
>wake up to banging on door
>answer it, it was the guy who lives next door and his two sons (both younger than me, teenagers)
>"you're buying us a new mower, faggot."
>what
>he had hit the metal access thing for the water pipe going into the house (that the city uses to turn the water on/off and used to read the meter from) and bent his lawnmower blade. It was clearly on my property, though I am a lazy fuck and never trim the weeds around it so it probably was easy to miss.
>massive spaghetti attack, couldn't think or talk, only mumble out half thoughts. Want to close the door so I could run and hide but one of the them has their foot in the way.
>"shut up retard, pay us or we'll fuck you up"
>they step into the house, mange to tell them to leave, they laugh, really scared and decide to push one of them, doesn't even budge them.
>one son pushes me back, nearly trip but manage to keep my footing.
>claim I don't keep cash in the house.
>other son punches me in the chest, nearly black out, goes to hit me again
>say I'll get the money
>they follow me to my room and get the money (about 700 dollars I had saved from birthdays and the like since I never spent any of it)
>they take all of it
>laugh their asses off at me on the way out.
after they leave, lock door, cry and throw up due to nerves.
>too scared to call the police since they'd laugh at me too.
>haven't even told mom.

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:34:20 No.19679442 Report

Quoted By: >>19679451 >>19679518

>>19679400
>being 4-18 years old and not being physically capable of retaliating
>guidance counselors at school not giving a shit, giving me the impression that nobody will ever give a shit
>not wanting to get stuck in a shitty, broken system where abused kids are taken from their home and never get a new one because nobody wants some unstable mexican kid that's already grown
>not being mentally or financially stable enough to support myself without relying on someone else
>basically stuck as fuck for my entire childhood

anyways, i'm not dealing with any of that any more, but it's definitely not pussy of me to struggle with that. I'm kinda stronger than most for not killing myself when I had the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:35:19 No.19679448 Report

Quoted By: >>19679487 >>19679518

>>19679391
>not knowing how to make your own clever retort
>OP being 23 and still letting his father beat on him
>not showering
>not having a job
>not recognizing OP clearly deserves it

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:35:22 No.19679451 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679442
specified 4-18 because that's when i remember things getting rough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:37:21 No.19679466 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679441
Should've called the police. They mugged you.
Although, you shouldn't have pushed them.
Anyway, what was he doing mowing on your property? That's not his responsibility. If he wants to mow your private property without your permissions then what happens to his mower is his responsibility.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:37:47 No.19679468 Report

Quoted By: >>19679504

>tfw still cant afford moving out even with a job
>tfw parent has cancer and no one else will be there for them

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:40:11 No.19679487 Report

Quoted By: >>19679599

>>19679448
Nobody really "deserves" to be hurt unless they did something majorly heinous (like hurting someone else). He might have brang it upon himself by being dirty and NEET, but that doesn't mean he deserved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:41:42 No.19679504 Report

Quoted By: >>19679590

>>19679468
You being with your parent will be enough for them. Be with them for as long as you can, and don't be a faggot, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:43:08 No.19679518 Report

Quoted By: >>19679584

>>19679442
This guy >>19679448
In all seriousness, anon. Abusive parenting is something that no child should deal with and I agree that up to 18-years-old is about the threshold. Beyond that, kids develop this thing called autonomy, and if they put up with that shit, they're weak. This coming from someone who has friends who've made it out of abusive households.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:46:22 No.19679555 Report

Quoted By: >>19679569

>went to work at coffeeshop
>had to 86 an elderly addict for shooting up and passing out in the bathroom
>Car wouldn't start, but a stranger jumpstarted it
>gf being frigid and unresponsive
>friends unavailable

>caught a shiny Mightyena

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:48:10 No.19679569 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679555
>based shiny mightyena

Sounds like you had a good day.

!nOrTonKWFY

!nOrTonKWFY Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:50:01 No.19679584 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679518
in any case, OP really shouldn't be coming to 4chan for support, of all places.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:50:06 No.19679586 Report

Quoted By: >>19679641

>>19679328
>>19679374

As a spic I second this. While my mother gets upset when I buy videogames she prefers to have me close while I'm in college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:50:49 No.19679590 Report

Quoted By: >>19683192

>>19679504
>tfw parent dies then not even Pokemon will save me from the depression
>tfw parent still babbies me but we're both happy and she's fine with me playing Pokémon
I will turn into a trainwreck at one point so there's no point trying to avoid it. I'll just live for now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:51:56 No.19679599 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679487
Neckbeards shouldnt exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 04:55:40 No.19679641 Report

Quoted By: >>19679688

>>19679586
Mah spic nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:00:01 No.19679688 Report

Quoted By: >>19679775

>>19679641

My sister is dying to either move out or make me move out and forget about vidya and "grow up". Granted she's in her early thirties but she can be a bitch.

>mfw this undergraduate pokemon faggot is more mature than a lawyer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:08:33 No.19679775 Report

Quoted By: >>19679805

>>19679688
Wait, your sister is a 30-something lawyer and still hasn't moved out? That's... questionable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:12:34 No.19679805 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679775

She's just 30, and right now she's looking for an apartment to move out next year. She's also getting a ph.D and we've been in red numbers for the last 5 years or so, so it has taken her a while to be fully independent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:21:05 No.19679888 Report

Quoted By: >>19679893 >>19679918

And here I thought most people on vp were underage!
Turns out they're just sad adults with high-functioning autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:22:02 No.19679893 Report

Quoted By: >>19680081

>>19679888
Low quality bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:25:29 No.19679918 Report

Quoted By: >>19680081

>>19679888
YouTried/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:36:50 No.19680017 Report

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> on summer break from university
> 3.9 GPA
> so broke I can't afford to leave the house
> in a remote part of town with no car
> bank account is $-430
> WiFi support for DS is shut off early into summer
> can't afford 3ds or newer games.
> going crazy with depression and boredom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:38:09 No.19680035 Report

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>24
>Living with parents
>Asked a 3DS XL and Pokémon Y for Xmas
>Got them
>They don't give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:42:09 No.19680081 Report

Quoted By: >>19680092

>>19679893
>>19679918
Keep on disappointing your parents, autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:43:18 No.19680092 Report

Quoted By:

>>19680081

Summerfag please go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 05:48:37 No.19680144 Report

Quoted By: >>19680531

>>19679441
Honestly dude, fucking call the cops. They won't laugh at you, it's their job to take action. You were outnumbered and overpowered. The longer you wait, the less likely you'll get it taken care of, and the fact that they walked into your house gives you the right to physically defend yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 06:37:00 No.19680531 Report

Quoted By: >>19683107

>>19680144
>and the fact that they walked into your house gives you the right to physically defend yourself.
That depends on where he lives. In some countries, and even some of the shittier parts of the US that don't have castle doctrine, you aren't allowed to defend yourself from someone breaking into you home unless they attempt to physically assault you first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:15:39 No.19682910 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679245
>Not being a NEET that leeches of them untill they die.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:46:35 No.19683100 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679441
WOULD YOUR BRO PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT?

FUCK NO THEY'D RAISE HELL AND FUCK THEM UP

GOT GET THE FUCKING POLICE AND BE THE MAN YOUR BRO BELIEVES IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:48:07 No.19683107 Report

Quoted By:

>>19680531
Well, they did try to physically assault him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:49:17 No.19683117 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679437
Not in america, in america you are expected to move out at 18.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:50:48 No.19683121 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679271
It's not about being normal or not eing normal. It's about understanding people of the other side. Asking parents to buy pokémon lol wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:54:41 No.19683140 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679240
>be me
>18th birthday
>lots of friends over
>get drunk as fuck
>wake up
>rooms looks different
>my stuff are still here, but its not my room
>walk out
>not my house
>wat
>scared, what the fuck are my stuff doing at another house
>call mom
>you're 18 now, this is what happens when you turn 18, you move out.
>but mom i dont have a job.
>you do now, it comes when turning 18

>mfw turning 18 equals getting a job and new place to live
>mfw no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 14:57:26 No.19683154 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679328
my nigga.

as long as you're not a lazy faggot i dont see the problem with living with your parents when you're under 30.
exceptions such as lived with gf and she took everything, house burned down or stuff like that are only exception
>female privilege

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:00:47 No.19683172 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679328
Asians, as well, do live with their parents, until death even. Well maybe not, but you get the message. We can come back any time we want. It's only your own thought that makes you decide whether to go live alone or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:02:10 No.19683185 Report

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>be hispanic
>mfw it's expected/socially acceptable to live with my parents for as long as I can

One of the reasons I'm glad not to be murrikan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:02:31 No.19683190 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679179
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:03:08 No.19683192 Report

Quoted By:

>>19679590
Take control for yourself man, don't delude yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUShaG9ygBM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:07:40 No.19683230 Report

Quoted By: >>19683253

I know there's a lot of trolling in this thread, but my life honestly sucks
>23 still live with parents
>work for dad
>he always points out how I'm not a hard worker and if I was working for anyone else I would be fired
>I honestly try my best at work
>trying to save up money but have to pay dad $350 monthly rent
>my degree is worthless and I can't find a job with it
>couldn't get into grad school
>dad wants to give the business to me, but not until I'm ready
>I'll probably never be ready
>I hate the business
>I just want to move away, but I have no money
>I would rather die then live another year with my family

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 15:10:58 No.19683253 Report

Quoted By:

>>19683230

Why does he charge you that much?
What business does your dad run?

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