>The year 2020
>Gen 7 announced
>Pokemon Fist Version and Pokemon Blaze Version are announced
>Fans are kind of confused
>Starters leaked
>They're all fire types that become fire/fighting
>Fans furious
>People continue bitching about this until release day
>Game comes out
>Literally every pokemon in the game is fire/fighting
>Every
>Single
>One
>Riots in the streets
>Angry mobs begin to swarm the main Nintendo offices
>Mob bursts though the door
>Then they see it
>It's him
>Miyamoto is standing before the mob
>he walks towards them and out into the street
>Mob leaves a wide circle around him
>He pulls something out of his pocket
>It's a mega stone
>Miyamotite
>Miyamoto mega-evolves right there in front of all the angry fans
>He's a fire/fighting type in this form
>Unleashes a flurry of fire and fighting type attacks on every single member of the mob
>1hkos all of them
>The final rioter has fallen
>Pools of blood everywhere
>Mega Miyamoto looks up to the sky
>Mega Miyamoto used Selfdestruct
>Blows up the entire universe
>He actually created a second big bang
>Fast forward a few trillion years in the new universe
>Miyamoto's DNA is in everything
>Planets shaped like his face
>Animals all vaguely resemble pokemon
>All the people on Earthamoto look like he did
My body is ready Nintendo, I understand.
