>>19748293That's the thing.
The eggs aren't coming from actually having sex.
Years of research and reams of data suggest that the process of Pokemon reproduction is mechanically distinct from that of any other known terrestrial organism. Careful observation using top-of-the-line recording equipment has shown that Pokemon eggs seem to be generated out of thin air following an energy discharge similar to the ones produced by certain Pokemon attacks that appear to involve the spontaneous generation of matter.
Stranger still, while there are countless instances of Pokemon engaging in activities that can be described as sexual in nature, there is no actual relation between Pokemon sex and the production of eggs. Fringe groups have used this bizarre disconnect as proof that Pokemon are extraterrestrial organisms that imitate native life-forms to mask the true extent of their alien nature.
