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>At WalMart
>Sitting at the Mcdonalds playing Emerald inside while my friends pay for the groceries
>A black chick and a latina walk up to me
>Black Chick: "Are you playing Pokemon?"
>Me: "Yeah because I used to like this game when I was younger and I'm bored so.."
>Latina: We play Pokemon too!
>Black chick: Do you have Pikachu?
>Proceed to show them my box full of Volt Tackle Pikas
>Black Chick: Pikachu is so cute!
>Latina: Wanna come hang out with us and show us some more?
>Me: I'm buying groceries so I can't
>Latina does the sadface
>Black Chick proceeds to give me her number
>Latina and Black Chick give me a hug goodbye and tell me to call them later on
>Go home
>Call the girls at like 8
>Me: Hey so were you guys trying to hang out? I can bring my Pokemon White and I can show you my Reuniclus
>Some Guy: What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?
>mfw she gave me wrong number
>mfw I actually met two hot girls who wanted to play pogeymanz and God didn't think it was my time yet so I got screwed over