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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:19:35 No.19755543 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19755550 >>19755561 >>19755564

>>19755521
You tell Magikarp to mimic the Bidoof. Magikarp proceeds to rape it, and causes Bidoof to faint from the force of his penis

The Gym Leader sends out Gardevoir next.

What do you do? 2/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:20:30 No.19755550 Report

Quoted By: >>19755564 >>19755567

>>19755543
This time use talonflame to light some candles and start playing romantic music to set the mood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:22:01 No.19755561 Report

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>>19755543
Shoot Magikarp repeatedly. This one's yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:22:07 No.19755562 Report

Quoted By: >>19755572 >>19755579

rape her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:22:30 No.19755564 Report

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>>19755543
>>19755550
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:22:45 No.19755567 Report

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>>19755550
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:23:12 No.19755572 Report

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>>19755562
Wintoonman

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:23:59 No.19755579 Report

Quoted By: >>19755582 >>19755584 >>19755585 >>19755587 >>19755591

>>19755562
Tired of playing games, you take off your pants and proceed to rape the Gardevoir yourself. The Gym Leader steps in to break it up, leading to a fist fight between the two of you.

What next? 4/0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:24:48 No.19755582 Report

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>>19755579
Channel the drunken fist. Aim for his kidneys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:24:52 No.19755584 Report

Quoted By: >>19755592 >>19755600

>>19755579
You send out Hitmonchan for you and win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:24:56 No.19755585 Report

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>>19755579
rape the gym leader and cheese it with the badge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:25:36 No.19755587 Report

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>>19755579
The pushups from 2 threads ago allow you to rekt the gym leader

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:25:54 No.19755591 Report

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>>19755579
Rape the gym leader of course

using a dragon dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:25:57 No.19755592 Report

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>>19755584
wintergalactic

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:27:03 No.19755600 Report

Quoted By: >>19755605 >>19755607 >>19755608 >>19755609 >>19755611 >>19755613

>>19755584
After noticing a 4th Pokeball on your belt, you throw it and reveal the Hitmonchan inside,

It beats the living shit out of the gym leader, and you take the badge off their body.

Where to next, 2/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:27:46 No.19755605 Report

Quoted By: >>19755659

>>19755600
2.9th gym : leader gabe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:27:47 No.19755607 Report

Quoted By: >>19755617 >>19755618 >>19755619 >>19755621

>>19755600
You're in Africa, so off the the pyramids it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:27:47 No.19755608 Report

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>>19755600
The 9th gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:27:54 No.19755609 Report

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>>19755600
Gym 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:28:03 No.19755611 Report

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>>19755600
69th gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:28:15 No.19755613 Report

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>>19755600
You decide to go get Nicolas Cage's autograph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:29:10 No.19755617 Report

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>>19755607
Winteresting post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:29:20 No.19755618 Report

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>>19755607
Will

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:29:33 No.19755619 Report

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>>19755607
Sqwint

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:30:02 No.19755621 Report

Quoted By: >>19755625 >>19755628 >>19755629 >>19755632 >>19755635

>>19755607
You head the great pyramids and decide to explore their depths. You stumble into a pitfall trap and find yourself trapped in a room with Braille written all of the walls.

Before you can make another move, Regirock emerges from the walls and attacks!

What do you do next, 6/8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:30:37 No.19755625 Report

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>>19755621
Beat it with CroCune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:30:47 No.19755628 Report

Quoted By: >>19755634 >>19755637 >>19755643 >>19755644

>>19755621
Shit yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:30:51 No.19755629 Report

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>>19755621
Counter with Registeel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:31:07 No.19755632 Report

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>>19755621
rape it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:31:23 No.19755634 Report

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>>19755628
Wince

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:31:23 No.19755635 Report

Quoted By: >>19755686

>>19755621
Use talonflame to light some candles and bust out the romantic music. Attempt to seduce Regirock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:31:39 No.19755637 Report

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>>19755628
Cinna-mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:32:26 No.19755643 Report

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>>19755628
>shit yourself
most honest answer

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:33:02 No.19755644 Report

Quoted By: >>19755650 >>19755652 >>19755653 >>19755654 >>19755659

>>19755628
You're horrified by the massive monster, and shit yourself out of fear. Regirock detects your shit and malfunctions. It then smashes through the Pyramid into the outside and begins rampaging throughout Africa. You escape the Pyramid before it collapses.

What now, 3/4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:33:46 No.19755650 Report

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>>19755644
Pokemon league

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:33:53 No.19755652 Report

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>>19755644
Go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:33:56 No.19755653 Report

Quoted By: >>19755662 >>19755674

>>19755644
Alert the heads of state and offer yourself as saviour

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:34:00 No.19755654 Report

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>>19755644
Get on talonflame and go after it. We're going to seduce that hot piece of metamorphic ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:34:13 No.19755659 Report

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>>19755644
>>19755605
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:34:45 No.19755662 Report

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>>19755653
Goodwin

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:35:44 No.19755674 Report

Quoted By: >>19755681 >>19755682 >>19755684 >>19755686 >>19755693

>>19755653
Knowing about the dangers of a wild Regirock, you alert African authorities about this shocking development and tell them not to worry, because you've got this. You track Regirock down, only to find him destroying a small African village.

What do you do, 6/9

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:36:23 No.19755681 Report

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>>19755674
Rape the women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:36:28 No.19755682 Report

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>>19755674
Destroy the village before he gets the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:36:42 No.19755684 Report

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>>19755674
Send out Registeel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:36:50 No.19755686 Report

Quoted By: >>19755692 >>19755704

>>19755674
Rerolling for >>19755635

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:37:44 No.19755692 Report

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>>19755686
Squinward

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:37:45 No.19755693 Report

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>>19755674
kick its ankle

OP !9PZu6EAJrY

OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:39:58 No.19755704 Report

Quoted By: >>19755714 >>19755715

>>19755686
You instruct Talonflame to light some scented candles and attempt to seduce the marauding Regirock.

It feels no sexual desire and crushes your shuckle, killing it.

What next, 5/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:41:00 No.19755714 Report

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>>19755704
Clearly we were not nearly enticing enough. Utilize your best pickup line and then lay down the moves on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:41:06 No.19755715 Report

Quoted By: >>19755730 >>19755735 >>19755738

>>19755704
Blow it up with your cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:42:25 No.19755725 Report

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Talonflame burns it, you take the opportunity to use the 2 foot horse dildo on regirocks anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:42:53 No.19755730 Report

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>>19755715
ring a ding ding baby

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OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:43:07 No.19755735 Report

Quoted By: >>19755747 >>19755748

>>19755715
In a last ditch effort to stop Regirock, you shove your cock into its eyes, activating its self destruct sequence.

You're caught in the explosion, but your heroic sacrifice is remembered forever, as you are the savior of Africa.

The End

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:43:14 No.19755738 Report

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>>19755715
Cock rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:44:10 No.19755747 Report

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>>19755735

That was fucking hilarious. Bravo OP.

You should do one of a mystery dungeon setting sometime, this was great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:44:12 No.19755748 Report

Quoted By: >>19755755 >>19755756

>>19755735
It didn't end the first time we died
we're in Hell again

OP !9PZu6EAJrY

OP !9PZu6EAJrY Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:45:21 No.19755755 Report

Quoted By: >>19755762 >>19755827

>>19755748
Im going to bed, but you can go ahead and continue in another thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:45:56 No.19755756 Report

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>>19755748
We should go to heaven for our heroic sacrifice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:46:26 No.19755762 Report

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>>19755755
You best be back again bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jun 2014 06:58:00 No.19755827 Report

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>>19755755
we never caught them all
we never got all six badges
we never made hot sweet love to Rosa

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