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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 12:40:12 No.19780403 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19780423 >>19780494

I figured you guys would get a kick out of this
>>>/tg/33039239

>DM has his players encounter a tribe of Gardevoir.
>They NOPE the fuck out given how he describes them
>The Gardevoir start chasing the party
>The DM doesn't understand why the party tries to kill the terrifying telepathic aliens that they are fleeing from

As for this thread...I dunno, Creepy Pokemon images/creepypasta?

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 12:44:52 No.19780423 Report

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>>19780403
Really, most pokemon in a setting besides pokemon would be terrifying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 12:47:29 No.19780433 Report

Quoted By: >>19780481 >>19784122 >>19784227

>>19780423
Like giant armored dinosaurs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 12:56:55 No.19780481 Report

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>>19780433
Actually, yeah.

Aggron would be a fucking final boss in a non-pokemon game, really.

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:00:12 No.19780494 Report

Quoted By: >>19780501 >>19780508 >>19780658

>>19780403
Yeah, well, Trevenant would be a terrifying ghost tree, a Stantler's antlers have some creepy shit to them if i recall, and hell, even cute shit like Joltik is a fucking one inch spider that can shock the shit out of you and spin webs of electric silk or whatever

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:01:31 No.19780501 Report

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>>19780494
Just using examples of average wildlife, not saying just those three.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:03:38 No.19780508 Report

Quoted By: >>19780534 >>19780538 >>19780541 >>19780634

>>19780494
Joltik is an inch-long spider that eats static electricity.

Galvantula is a dog sized spider that spins webs with SELF-ELECTRIFYING silk.

Hawlucha is two feet of Grappling Mayhem.

Zoroark can get unwary people lost in illusory mazes until they die.

Most fighting types could break a human in half easily.

And don't even get us started on the dragons or the legends

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:08:48 No.19780534 Report

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>>19780508
Oh definitely on the legendary. Can you imagine running into a pack of Mightyena/Houndoom? Or a Seviper? A swarm of Beedril? Hell, even the raging Spearow from one of the first episodes would be scary as shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:09:20 No.19780538 Report

Quoted By: >>19780570 >>19780576

>>19780508
>Hawlucha is two feet of Grappling Mayhem.

This is easily the scariest thing you could encounter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:09:40 No.19780541 Report

Quoted By: >>19780575 >>19780797

>>19780508
Don't forget about the dragon slaying fairies

Corin

Corin Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:16:15 No.19780570 Report

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>>19780538
And Pathfinder simplified those rules, too...

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:17:11 No.19780575 Report

Quoted By: >>19780599

>>19780541
Can you imagine seeing some little ass fairy blowing some pixie dust bullshit in a 100 ton dragon's face and seeing it just die? Id probably lose all faith in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:17:36 No.19780576 Report

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>>19780538
A flock of Hawlucha could kill a campaign

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:20:18 No.19780599 Report

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>>19780575
>lose faith
>not kekking
B-but muh dragons. Nah, which is why should always carry a fairy type with you in the poke world.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:21:51 No.19780606 Report

Quoted By: >>19780633 >>19780658

>When Honedge evolves, it divides into two swords, which cooperate via telepathy to coordinate attacks and slash their enemies to ribbons.
>The complex attack patterns of its two swords are unstoppable, even for an opponent greatly accomplished at swordplay.
You've got swords, and you can even dual wield them? It doesn't matter, you're still fucking dead.

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:24:18 No.19780618 Report

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>>19780599
Im just saying if it was randomly seen in the real world, not with knowledge of pokemon type matchups. It would definitely be a moment of disbelief for me.

On a side note, the creepiest thing id probably see is a sableye. Idk why, but the thought of walking through a cave and seeing two big diamonds with a sharp toothed smile running towards me is 2spooky4me

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:25:28 No.19780628 Report

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>>19780618
Why hello there.

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:25:57 No.19780633 Report

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>>19780606
>Anon's barbarian rolled perfect!
>Barbarian died
>DM is hated eternally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:26:46 No.19780634 Report

Quoted By: >>19780662 >>19785018 >>19785160

>>19780508
Another bug, beautifly
>Despite its appearance, it has an aggressive nature. It attacks by jabbing with its long, thin mouth.

Think water is any better? Think again because god forbid you run into something like cradily
>Cradily roams around the ocean floor in search of food. This Pokémon freely extends its tree trunk-like neck and captures unwary prey using its eight tentacles.
>
Cradily's body serves as an anchor, preventing it from being washed away in rough seas. This Pokémon secretes a strong digestive fluid from its tentacles.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:31:08 No.19780658 Report

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>>19780494
>>19780606
gen 6 had some really odd/creepy shit
>Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed.
>It enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey.

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cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:31:59 No.19780662 Report

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>>19780634
Doctor, quickly! Whats wrong with this patient?

Well, sir, the mother said she was chasing butterflies, and when she touched some of its powder, she became paralyzed. Im afraid theres nothing we can do.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 13:44:41 No.19780721 Report

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>going through a forest
>Horde of Trevenant comes in your way
>you're trapped with them for good if you've done anything bad in the forest
If it wasn't for the fact they were manlets, it would be more terrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 14:00:09 No.19780797 Report

Quoted By: >>19780846

>>19780541
It would be great if the party had an edgy as fuck Drizzt-but-also-a-dragon that gets his ass beating by a Flabebe.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 14:05:56 No.19780842 Report

Quoted By: >>19780892 >>19781205 >>19785353

>Able to sweat toxic fluids that it can launch at people
>Has a mouth capable of opening to 3/4 its body height
>High HP and Defense
This thing would be terrifying to find

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 14:07:23 No.19780846 Report

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>>19780797
>Be party of edgy dragons
>Fun-loving fairy party shows up
>IT's Super Effective!
>Dragon party wipe

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 14:15:58 No.19780892 Report

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>>19780842
>Toxic sweat
>High defenses
>Ominous glowing rings in the night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 14:58:55 No.19781205 Report

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>>19780842
Can you imagine living in the Pokemon world where shit like this just sort of roams around in the wild? What's to say one wouldn't slither in from the outside through your bathtub faucet or toilet intent on killing the next living thing it sees?

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Ren 1392 6211 2449 Fri 27 Jun 2014 17:18:50 No.19782739 Report

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>>19780576
yea until LOS TIBURON SHOWS UP

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 19:22:44 No.19784122 Report

Quoted By: >>19784227

>>19780433
Or plant tortoises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 19:32:24 No.19784227 Report

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>>19780433
>>19784122
Fuckin saved. I'm pulling out the torterra one the next time my friend shits on grass types again

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 20:43:56 No.19785018 Report

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>>19780634
>Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 20:52:07 No.19785108 Report

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>>19782739
Relevant >>19783394

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 20:57:49 No.19785160 Report

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>>19780634
>Gyarados evolve from the most common fish in most freshwater AND saltwater areas when sufficiently antagonized, usually en masse
>Tyranitar can tear down mountain ranges and fill in valleys, and its body "cannot be harmed by any sort of attack"
I mean, if you go by Pokedex entries and Anime logic, there's basically a tarrasque around every corner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2014 21:22:12 No.19785353 Report

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>>19780842

Wait.

So they are Gelatinous Cubes?

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