Think of your favorite Pokémon.You sure? Alright, here it goes. Your favorite Pokémon is now a gourmet dish at a fancy restaurant. You must describe what the dish would be like and what would come with it. It doesn't matter if your Pokémon is made out of steel, rock, or even pure gas - just make it work. Extra credit: Also include a contrasting variation as if the meal were made at a fast food chain like McDonalds.
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Braden 3222-6050-5923 [Sunkern, Ivysaur, Gogoat] Sat 28 Jun 2014 21:13:50 No. 19796243 Report how do people eat turtles
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>beedrill
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thinly veiled vore thread pls go
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>>19796190 Dunsparce is served primarily in Japanese restaurants, and is steamed to keep its yellow coloring for presentation reasons. It is marinated before cooking in a salty brine to help offset Dunsparce's fatty flavor.
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>>19796190 You can't eat computer code, but maybe you could make some
computer chips. Anonymous
i have no fucking idea how you eat a metagross. do they just give you a leg or something and say "here, eat this?"
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>>19796190 >the waiter brings your plate to the table and removes the lid >there is a live Shedinja just floating there >it poops out a soul >the waiter traps the Shedinja on the plate again and leaves you to your meal Anonymous
>>19796303 goddammit carlos.
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>>19796327 Hmmmm, hot legs.
I really shouldn't have chosen Metagross
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>>19796243 You've never heard of turtle soup?
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>Lucario
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>>19796190 I guess aged mutton. Capable of giving static shock if not prepared properly and a regional delicacy compared to the global haute cuisine: Rack of Mareep.
The trashy alternative is ground up Ampharos meat for a zappy patty, guaranteed to fill you up and give you the jolt you need to get up and go.
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>>19796190 Ludicolo is popularly served in false Farfetch'd dishes, as the meatier portions of the flesh in the lower body resemble the taste of a tradition duck and leek dish, at least to the inexperienced consumer. The limbs and "hat" can also be consumed raw or used in various vegetable dishes, being similar to celery in taste and consistency. Dried Ludicolo limbs can also be eaten, but it is somewhat difficult to make properly with Ludicolo's high water content.
Lombre is often used as a Ludicolo substitute in poorer areas where water stones are harder to come by.
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How can you swallow a Muk, all that goo would get stuck on your throat
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>>19796431 You heavily process it and then cook it into some ungodly stew
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Tonight we will be having an aged seared claw of sableye, served on a bed of balsamic microgreens and a sylveon moose. This is served with a sableye gem white wine which brings out the flavor of the dish.
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Leafeon would probably taste like a veggie burger. It would definitely be on the low calorie option of a menu.
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>Gardevoir
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>Vanilluxe >Ice Cream
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>Slowbro
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Hm, I assume Toxicroak would be eaten similar to a Blowfish, it can only be prepared by expert chefs to ensure you don't die of literal food poisoning.
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>Typhlosion why did I choose my bro?
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>Typhlosion I hate the thought of eating Pokemon but this thread is interesting
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>>19796609 >>19796627 That Typhlosion mind.
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Torchic nuggets
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sat 28 Jun 2014 22:06:58 No. 19796714 Report >ursaring >fucking McDonalds
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sat 28 Jun 2014 22:08:13 No. 19796727 Report >>19796714 how do i spoiler text
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>>19796327 Grind it to dust
and snort it Anonymous
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>>19796744 >what is heavy metal poisoning William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627
William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sat 28 Jun 2014 22:16:45 No. 19796787 Report Quoted By:
>>19796727 okay i think i figured it out Anonymous
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>>19796714 the first [/spoiler:lit] doesnt need the /
only the second one needs it
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sat 28 Jun 2014 22:18:29 No. 19796796 Report Quoted By:
>>19796586 >b-but muh frog legs Anonymous
I don't think Garchomp would be tasty, plus I feel its meat would be very chewy.
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>>19796798 It would taste like dirt
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sat 28 Jun 2014 22:24:57 No. 19796833 Report Quoted By:
>>19796736 Not sure if good hnnnnng or bad hnnnnng
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Kip !KipKipujKc
um I wonder if it's cotton tastes like cotton candy
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Breloom stuffed mushroom caps
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>>19796190 >Swirlix Am I supposed to even try?
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The roasted Espeon is served with asparagus and mashed potatoes and presented in as tastefully a manner as such a dish could be. The meat is tender, but with a distinct texture, preventing an unwanted mushyness and giving my teeth something to properly sink in to.Yelp Review: 5 Stars
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 01:51:52 No. 19798613 Report >>19798565 >gentling his ears I cant tell if that was on purpose or not, but it works imo
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 01:56:34 No. 19798654 Report >>19798626 is it a combination of gently caressing? I've never seen it used before
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Triple hydreigon burger sounds pretty neat
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>>19798659 >the meat from each neck is made into it's own patty That sounds wastefully delicious.
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>>19798654 is it a combination of gently caressing?
No, its just its own word meaning to be gentle to something. It appears in literature, often in the context of petting or hugging an animal.
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 01:59:58 No. 19798685 Report Quoted By:
>>19798680 Itt: you learn something new every day
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>Greninja
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>>19798671 Hnnng
I bet hydreigon wings taste fucking sweet too
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 02:05:30 No. 19798746 Report Quoted By:
>>19798718 >b-but muh frog legs Anonymous
>Scraggy >Ludicolo
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>>19798944 I was thinking pokemon inspired foods.
Just turn it into Scraggy steak and popcorn-scraggy, and put Ludicolo in the tacos instead of fish. Also the pineapple and cucumber pizza has Ludicolo in it.
The thing on top of its head is turned into the cup instead of the pineapple.
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>>19797500 Maybe if it were clean, but I guess it would probably taste kind of dusty because of all the debris that must get caught in its fluff.
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>>19796190 >Ampharos I've already eaten sheep, so it'd be served at a steakhouse or something.
Brazilian barbecue style ampharos steaks served with fine peppermint dressing.
Mcdonalds: Mareep burgers with a little blue jewel on the top.
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 02:42:42 No. 19799083 Report >>19799056 >brazilian barbacue >taste buds destroyed William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627
William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 02:44:46 No. 19799108 Report >>19799083 in a good way though
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>>19796190 magikarp.
fuck yeah, fish and chips.
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>>19799083 >not appreciating the best barbecue ever I bet you'd rather stick with all your sauces that destroy the original flavor of the meat eh?
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>>19799121 see
>19799108 Also everyone knows "barbecue sauce" is bullshit.
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>>19799136 >Also everyone knows "barbecue sauce" is bullshit. Indeed my friend.
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It would taste very gamey and with little substance, so it would be served alongside mashed potatoes and a little oddish puree on the side.
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>>19798565 You jerked off after writing that, huh?
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>>19796190 >Greninja Fancy Restaurant; Frogs Legs, Soup made using it's tongue for stock, Frogs Eggs caviar
Fast Food; ummmmmm...
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>>19796190 Reuniclus tastes sweet, with a syurpy like texture with some chewy bits here and there that taste meaty. I tried my best because I don't know why you would ever eat a fucking Reuniclus.
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>>19800382 Oh shit I forgot what it would come with. It would probably come with chocolate and strawberries because I can only imagine it being a dessert.
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William - (seviper, garbodor, drapion) 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Jun 2014 04:56:49 No. 19800419 Report >>19800382 reiuncuss shouleed be agummy chsewy snakc
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>>19800419 I intended it to be a jello covered in chocolate with its "bits" and strawberries floating inside it.
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>>19796190 >Pyroar I'm going to go really avant-garde with this one. You take the diner, and sit them face to face with a Pyroar. If they manage to kill the Pyroar with their dining utensils, I'll bring them an expertly cooked, perfectly medium rare to rare Pyroar steak, allow them to wear the pelt after it's been treated, and use the head as a decorative object.
If they fail, I get to slow-cook the diner and share his/her carcass with the rest of my Pyroar.
In a cheaper rendition, you get a Litleo thrown at your face.
Dangerous eating. I'm sure it would draw in at least a few people.
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