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Ash's Oshawott
>Dimwitted.
>Clumsy.
>Cowardly. Constantly hiding behind Pikachu when he sees danger.
>Over confident hothead that fails to meet expectations.
>Has a "stale" and "musky" scent according to Burgundy.
>Water type is afraid to open his eyes under water.
>Comes out of his pokeball at the worst possible times.
>Unreliable, even with basic shit.
>Likely to do himself in with his own attacks.
>Theif. He'll steal in front of your eyes, and act like that didn't happen.
>Puts himself above others.
>Stalks a person he knew for a few minutes over the course of several days until that person catches him.
>Probably tried to break Ash's legs before he could be left behind in Gen 6.
>Bullies Tepig for no reason other than to be an ass.
>Friends with the worst starter from the previous generation.
>Literally a faggot Purrlion episode
Ash's Snivy
>Left her trainer because he wasn't good enough for her.
>Smart enough to evade capture multiple times.
>Natural leader among Osh and Tep.
>Confident enough to take on an Embroar and Heatmor in a double battle with Tepig.
>Bitch smacks fire type Tepig in the same episode for being a punk bitch.
>2v1's Embroar and Heatmor because punk bitch Tepig's being a punk bitch.
>Gets BTFO by Embroar's bullshit Ash-Style move "Super Flame Charge", and doesn't lose consciousness because she's not a punk bitch.
>Not a punk bitch.
>Graceful.
>Can smell bullshit a mile away and knows when not to trust someone.
>When she makes a plan, you bet your ass it's gonna work.
>So hetero that she attracts every non-faggot she can find.
How is it that the best and worst starters were in the same gen? Honorable mention to Charizard the Blastoise Breaker
>Dimwitted.
>Clumsy.
>Cowardly. Constantly hiding behind Pikachu when he sees danger.
>Over confident hothead that fails to meet expectations.
>Has a "stale" and "musky" scent according to Burgundy.
>Water type is afraid to open his eyes under water.
>Comes out of his pokeball at the worst possible times.
>Unreliable, even with basic shit.
>Likely to do himself in with his own attacks.
>Theif. He'll steal in front of your eyes, and act like that didn't happen.
>Puts himself above others.
>Stalks a person he knew for a few minutes over the course of several days until that person catches him.
>Probably tried to break Ash's legs before he could be left behind in Gen 6.
>Bullies Tepig for no reason other than to be an ass.
>Friends with the worst starter from the previous generation.
>Literally a faggot Purrlion episode
Ash's Snivy
>Left her trainer because he wasn't good enough for her.
>Smart enough to evade capture multiple times.
>Natural leader among Osh and Tep.
>Confident enough to take on an Embroar and Heatmor in a double battle with Tepig.
>Bitch smacks fire type Tepig in the same episode for being a punk bitch.
>2v1's Embroar and Heatmor because punk bitch Tepig's being a punk bitch.
>Gets BTFO by Embroar's bullshit Ash-Style move "Super Flame Charge", and doesn't lose consciousness because she's not a punk bitch.
>Not a punk bitch.
>Graceful.
>Can smell bullshit a mile away and knows when not to trust someone.
>When she makes a plan, you bet your ass it's gonna work.
>So hetero that she attracts every non-faggot she can find.
How is it that the best and worst starters were in the same gen? Honorable mention to Charizard the Blastoise Breaker
