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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 02:56:35 No.19834268 View View Reply Original Report

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Think of a pokemon

got it?

no you don't, think again

Ready?

That pokemon now wants to live along side you in everything you do in life.

How changed is your life?

Me?
A warm cuddle bug to keep me company.
Someone so I'm not
>lonely.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:14:24 No.19834483 Report

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Growlithe

Looks like I gained a pet dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:21:21 No.19834567 Report

Quoted By: >>19834606 >>19846445

>Salamence

Huh...I guess I don't need a car anymore. Just fly Salamence to work .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:23:55 No.19834606 Report

Quoted By: >>19834660

>>19834567
What do you do with him while you work? He's gonna wanna be with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:25:01 No.19834616 Report

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>oddish
Okay, it's a cute plant. I just have to keep it watered and they're like, nocturnal, so it'd sleep all the time anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:29:37 No.19834660 Report

Quoted By: >>19834721

>>19834606
I don't know...maybe I can have it fly our company's banner for a few hours so I can get some extra cash to feed it or have my buddy take care of it when he clocks out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:34:55 No.19834721 Report

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>>19834660
Cool beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 03:38:38 No.19834753 Report

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>>19834268
>Abomasnow
For the last time Abomasnow stay the fuck out of the damn house you fat piney fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 04:28:50 No.19835334 Report

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>Jirachi
A cute little magical steel pixie thing now wants to be at my side at all times.

Not bad at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 05:16:52 No.19835853 Report

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>>19834268
Garchomp
Time to go hunt treasure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 05:55:21 No.19836127 Report

Quoted By: >>19836247

>Volcarona
Adorable as fuck moth bringing warm cuddles and the size to fly me places. Bet it takes 0 effort to feed, too.

Doubt my work would be okay with me bringing a huge ass moth into the building with me though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:00:19 No.19836162 Report

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>Persian
Mah nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:03:55 No.19836190 Report

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>shroomish
>Pissed off little Goomba following me everywhere
Could be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:04:28 No.19836199 Report

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Hydreigon
I hope he's like the one in gates to infinity or he's going to murder everyone i know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:10:41 No.19836236 Report

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>Lanturn
>Can barely afford a car
... *sigh* I'll get to some fishery soon, don't worry.
At least I have a more solid objective, to save up for an electric boat. And I am more prone to travel.

Zeph

Zeph Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:12:01 No.19836247 Report

Quoted By: >>19836258

>>19836127
If it's anything like a real world silk moth, it doesn't eat. It replaces its mouth with a secondary reproductive season upon reaching maturity.

Also, I always pick Espeon. Shit's pretty great!

Zeph

Zeph Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:14:20 No.19836258 Report

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>>19836247
secondary reproductive system*

Excuse me, I think I need to fucking sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:24:40 No.19836331 Report

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>Umbreon

Alright! Night light buddy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 06:55:29 No.19836530 Report

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>Ninetales
I guess I'd bring her to school with me although I don't think she'd fit in my car.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:03:55 No.19836580 Report

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id be okay with this
hed be a fun guy to hang out with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:11:15 No.19836622 Report

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>Metagross

Fuck yeah. Personal transportation, immensely smart, and not something most people want to fuck around with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:17:54 No.19836669 Report

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>Eevee

Cute puppy becomes badass dog? I'm in.

>Second option was Zoroark

Could be good for impersonating anyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:20:51 No.19836697 Report

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>Kirlia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:25:48 No.19836726 Report

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>Togekiss
Yes, this is all I've ever wanted my whole life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:33:33 No.19836787 Report

Quoted By: >>19836819

>Flygon

There is absolutely no Pokemon I would want more. God-tier companion, and free rides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:36:11 No.19836803 Report

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Fennekin
>Warm cuddle-buddy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:39:54 No.19836819 Report

Quoted By: >>19846356

>>19836787
>free rides

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:40:36 No.19836822 Report

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>Ditto

Now I got a dildo which can shapeshift into anything my arse desires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:45:52 No.19836856 Report

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>Metagross
Flying super-computer/battle tank sounds good to me.
Literally anything gets #REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 07:47:26 No.19836868 Report

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Larvitar
wish i could pick him up though, not sure how good he be at a movie theater.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 09:37:35 No.19837345 Report

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>Dusknoir
YEAH.
CHUBBY BUBBY GHOST DADDY WHO I CAN BAKE FOR AND FEED SWEETS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 09:39:10 No.19837349 Report

Quoted By:

>>19834268
Scrafty. Not even mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 09:39:53 No.19837351 Report

Quoted By:

>>19834268
Dratini.

Fuck yeah. Just gotta keep a couple water bottles around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 10:12:17 No.19837481 Report

Quoted By:

>Xatu
I CAN SEE THE FUUUTUUUURE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 10:23:33 No.19837521 Report

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>Dusclops

Somehow I think he'd be a total bro even through the worst of times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 11:25:08 No.19837744 Report

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>Golurk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 12:29:53 No.19838063 Report

Quoted By: >>19839567

>Misdreavus
Awesome!

Although... would it be with me, all day, 24/7, wherever I went, whatever I'm doing? That's a bit inconvenient, isn't it?

I could recall her into her ball or something when I needed to, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 12:31:30 No.19838066 Report

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Hitmontop....ok

I usually think of Skiploom when I'm told to think of a Pokemon, so uh, just as well I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 12:45:43 No.19838118 Report

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>>19834268
I went with Raichu originally but you told me to think again so I went with Machamp

It'll be... interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 15:14:22 No.19839077 Report

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Eevee.
Well, got myself a cute cat/dog thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 15:19:14 No.19839114 Report

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Castform: Cute as fuck, controls weather.
I'm OK with this
Captcha: How dongDems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 16:13:29 No.19839560 Report

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>Gardevoir
An extremely loyal pokemon living in the same house as me. I think things will change for the interesting. Teleporting to anywhere I want or doing what I want. (Okay furfags don't think the wrong way)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 16:14:30 No.19839567 Report

Quoted By: >>19839937

>>19838063
Don't forget that Misdreavus is a prankster. I'm sure you can think of some cool pranks with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 16:57:20 No.19839937 Report

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>>19839567
I suppose that could be fun.

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Wed 02 Jul 2014 17:09:06 No.19840031 Report

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>Typhlosion

I now have a warm fuzzy cuddlebuddy, that can keep me warm on a cold night, be the best wingman ever, cuddle up on a couch, eat some popcorn while watching a movie, then pass out from the comfyness.

Can also help me with heavy lifting and mechanical things, like removing a transmission from a truck.

She can also be a Tier-1 Operator battle buddy/hunting buddy. I mean, who wouldnt want to go deer hunting with a fucking apex predator that can use a gun? Would probably go into full, EAT EM RAW, SHIT EM COOKED, MURDERTIME, FUNTIME if someone tired to actually hurt me. Dont have to worry about muggers/burglars anymore

>inb4 autism or furry
Yes, I know its weirdly specific, but fuck it, would still be rad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 21:51:28 No.19842973 Report

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>>19834268
>Espeon
Depends on what you mean by living alongside me in everything I do.
If it means it cares and it's protective of me it could be pretty fucking annoying. Since it can read everyones' minds, it could get to a point where it wouldn't let me live without letting me know any twisted ideas that my friends and family for example might have deep in their minds.
Best case scenario, the whole mind reading thing is more manual, that meaning we can synchronize or some shit so that I can read peoples' minds myself.
If it just sits around doing cat things then cool, I have a mystical two-tailed pink cat now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jul 2014 22:02:28 No.19843112 Report

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>Kabuto
Uhh ... Free hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:30:36 No.19846183 Report

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bamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:33:14 No.19846210 Report

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Metagross

I have a fucking tank, how do you think my life changed? Its a cuddle tank and I'll na!me it fred

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:38:24 No.19846245 Report

Quoted By:

>>19834268
>Mismagius
Sex 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:38:38 No.19846249 Report

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>Hitmonchan
I love doing boxing workouts, so he'd be a kickass workout buddy, possibly even a trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:41:10 No.19846271 Report

Quoted By:

>Cinccino

It could be troublesome like any other Pokemon, but otherwise, perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:49:52 No.19846356 Report

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>>19836819
Oh anon'll get ridden all right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:52:42 No.19846381 Report

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>>19834268
>everything I do in life
>masturbation

I'm ok with this

pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 02:59:10 No.19846445 Report

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>>19834567
That's what's up.

I'd probably just have him fly me to work and back. We could hang out outside and have fun. He could chill in the garage and stuff.

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