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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 13:56:19 No.19862344 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19862529 >>19862539 >>19862762 >>19862907 >>19862968 >>19866737 >>19869247 >>19872244 >>19873502 >>19873516 >>19873521

Think of a pokemon. Got it? this pokemon has raised you since birth. How fucked up are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 13:58:11 No.19862354 Report

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>Trubbish

FML.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 13:59:58 No.19862363 Report

Quoted By: >>19862424

>flareon
I may have an odd obsession with fire and fluffy things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:01:17 No.19862376 Report

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>Charizard

.....My father has no son

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:02:21 No.19862384 Report

Quoted By: >>19873622

>Gardevoir

Umm, uhh I am confuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:03:27 No.19862388 Report

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I guess these means I was raised by a gay parent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:04:13 No.19862393 Report

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>Sableye
Assuming I survived to this point, I guess it twigged that I can't eat gems. So I spend time in caves and generally avoid others, little change.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:06:04 No.19862404 Report

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>lucario

im not sure i might turn out like sir aaron
>Dead
oh great

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:09:29 No.19862417 Report

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>Hitmonchan
At least I didn't get bullied

Critical Kris-chan 0576-5779-5540

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Critical Kris-chan 0576-5779-5540 Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:12:18 No.19862424 Report

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>>19862363
We all do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:13:57 No.19862429 Report

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A literal retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:17:17 No.19862448 Report

Quoted By: >>19862469

Fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:20:13 No.19862469 Report

Quoted By: >>19862489

>>19862448
>Thought Hydreigon too
Dad, I can't eat from my hands, what's wrong with me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:20:52 No.19862474 Report

Quoted By: >>19862565

I am a graceful dancer!

and I hate flaming birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:22:29 No.19862489 Report

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>>19862469
>deseperately try to eat from hands
>die of starvation
Maybe it's not so great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:22:35 No.19862490 Report

Quoted By: >>19872228

Bipolar, erratic and prone to fits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:25:09 No.19862504 Report

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I can live with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:25:11 No.19862505 Report

Quoted By: >>19862522

>Kyogre

I am drown

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:28:23 No.19862522 Report

Quoted By: >>19862533

>>19862505
babies are born with the instinct to swim and hold their heads above water nig nog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:29:50 No.19862529 Report

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>>19862344
Insomniac; sleeps during the day, calm and quiet, piercing intelligence, horrid social skills and average common sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:30:31 No.19862533 Report

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>>19862522
>implying I won't tire
I am still drown

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:31:48 No.19862539 Report

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>>19862344
Well I suppose I'll be alright as long I don't ever find civilization.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:32:39 No.19862541 Report

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>Be an expert of every martial art

I like this. A lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:33:14 No.19862545 Report

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I bet your mom's a pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:34:13 No.19862547 Report

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>Sharpedo

halp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:37:17 No.19862565 Report

Quoted By: >>19862672

>>19862474
maybe because you're a flaming homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:39:03 No.19862575 Report

Quoted By: >>19862625

>Marowak
I guess him/her wouldn't do well since they may don't have instinct to care of babies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:44:16 No.19862605 Report

Quoted By: >>19869259

>Don't forget
>You're here forever

Shit, do I even age? Am I doomed to prace about in the forest as a naked babby for the rest of time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:45:59 No.19862625 Report

Quoted By: >>19862661

>>19862575

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:46:22 No.19862627 Report

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Rumor has it there is a crazy man up in the wintery mountains who waits for unsuspecting trainers and then.. throws presents at them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:50:21 No.19862661 Report

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>>19862625
I love these, especially the not funny ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:50:56 No.19862670 Report

Quoted By:

>Ninjask
I'm the fastest fucker alive.
Also a ninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:51:00 No.19862672 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862565
Hehehe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:02:05 No.19862762 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344
Live in underground tunnels and come to the surface only to get food.
Do I learn Giga drill breaker?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:20:47 No.19862907 Report

Quoted By: >>19862960

>>19862344
>Malamar
>my life got flipped
>turned upside down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:28:29 No.19862960 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862907
Because I don't have a proper reaction image for laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:29:51 No.19862968 Report

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>>19862344
>Absol
I like the jump around and slice things I suppose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:32:12 No.19862986 Report

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This is my swamp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:33:16 No.19862993 Report

Quoted By: >>19863011 >>19863022

>Learn to keep my hair long so that I can always hide stuff in there
>Learn to be a master of illusions
>Become sly and tricky bastard
>Learn how get information from my enemies using illusion

I can probably make an amazing drug dealer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:33:39 No.19862997 Report

Quoted By:

Magnemites.
I can't even understand how that could work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:35:16 No.19863011 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862993
You'd be an Alex Vause who can't get caught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:37:44 No.19863020 Report

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>Zangoose
I would have claw fingernails, run on all fours, and seek out Seviper to kill. Just like in my real life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:37:53 No.19863022 Report

Quoted By: >>19863032

>>19862993
Don't forget your speech impediment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:39:40 No.19863032 Report

Quoted By:

>>19863022
Ah shit. No drug dealing for me. I will just become a sly forest hermit who lives among nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:46:31 No.19863083 Report

Quoted By:

Honestly anytime I see a think of a Pokemon thread I always just pick Mewtwo and it always ends up awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:46:52 No.19863091 Report

Quoted By:

>Tropious

Bananas erry day. Living in trees might be cool too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:55:00 No.19863176 Report

Quoted By:

>Seviper
Wrestle and bite things. Somewhat resilient to venom. I have grown to hate earthly mammals and smart people.

Bee 0576-4682-9997

Bee 0576-4682-9997 Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:03:14 No.19863250 Report

Quoted By:

>Snorlax

...No change, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:03:27 No.19863252 Report

Quoted By:

>Tyranitar
Pretty fucked up, I'd say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:12:52 No.19863335 Report

Quoted By:

>Muk
Either I'm a corpse or I become a Captain Planet villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:23:34 No.19863400 Report

Quoted By: >>19863426

>Hoppip

Mom, I'm getting bullied at school, what should I do?
>:D
Mom, can I get a bicycle?
>:D
Mom, I think I'm gay
>:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:27:00 No.19863426 Report

Quoted By:

>>19863400
My sides.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:32:01 No.19863460 Report

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You must return me to my home at Infant Island.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:37:30 No.19863517 Report

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>tfw raised by Lopunny momma

...will this just make me gayer or, am I just going to go into some weird Lopunny trap mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:46:19 No.19863579 Report

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>Mewtwo

Well I had a shit childhood due to being surrounded by psychopaths so I imagine he would have killed them all by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:47:38 No.19863591 Report

Quoted By: >>19863600 >>19863616

>misdreavous
Cool, that's the pokemon with all those powers. She could make me magical and give me powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:48:42 No.19863600 Report

Quoted By: >>19863616

>>19863591
*Mismagius

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 16:51:09 No.19863616 Report

Quoted By:

>>19863591
>>19863600

You wouldn't be all that different anyway , just a little more special, and your childhood might be a little faster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 18:35:57 No.19864691 Report

Quoted By:

>Meinshao

I'd at least would be fit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 18:45:52 No.19864791 Report

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Well assuming it doesn't just kill me outright, I'm going to be one messed up person. I'll probably go around trying to kill anything or be horribly suicidal, or both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:11:41 No.19866602 Report

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Dead. I drowned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:16:03 No.19866657 Report

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So I'm raised to care for the environment and grow trees. Doesn't sound too bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:23:56 No.19866737 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344

I was raised on the internet.

Absolutely nothing changes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:30:18 No.19866799 Report

Quoted By: >>19866835

god damn it i'm a furry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:31:06 No.19866804 Report

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Days spent lifting things, slapping things, surfing, and eating.

> Anon, you need to eat more, you're barely 300lbs, how are you going to stop a freight train when you're so scrawny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:34:36 No.19866835 Report

Quoted By: >>19866853

>>19866799
>implying you wouldn't be raised as a wizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:35:10 No.19866844 Report

Quoted By:

>Maractus
w-what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:35:41 No.19866852 Report

Quoted By:

; _ ;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:35:42 No.19866853 Report

Quoted By:

>>19866835
a furry wizard? I can live with this I think

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:35:44 No.19866854 Report

Quoted By: >>19873457

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:41:53 No.19866919 Report

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I'll be a huge neat freak. Probably end up being a janitor too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 22:42:05 No.19866921 Report

Quoted By:

My parents can time travel and shit, plus that sweet ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 01:53:06 No.19868779 Report

Quoted By:

>Sylveon
Walks are difficult when you have a dick up your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:34:24 No.19869172 Report

Quoted By: >>19873714

>Aegislash
I throw myself at things and expect to slice right through them with my torso

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:39:33 No.19869227 Report

Quoted By:

>Become a ninja with a tendency to dwell in ponds

I could do worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:42:17 No.19869247 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344
Giratina, I'll probably hold grudges longer than I should and I might be raised satanist. Also, I'd never leave home because we live in a different dimension. All in all I turned out fine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:44:29 No.19869259 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862605
>raised by an inanimate x shaped tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:48:35 No.19869287 Report

Quoted By: >>19872799

>Lucario

I think, comparatively at least, I'd turn out fairly well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:52:49 No.19869324 Report

Quoted By:

>can't bend spoon with my mind
>you will never make your parents proud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 03:01:25 No.19869403 Report

Quoted By:

>Groudon
I'll have a wicked suntan, and probably be really down to earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 11:16:53 No.19872228 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862490
how does it feel not being able to sleep in a server like yourmother does?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 11:23:02 No.19872244 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344
FUCK YEAH!!!
jk I die when they try to teach me how to fly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 11:34:33 No.19872277 Report

Quoted By:

>Durant
I live to build tunnels in mountains and staying away from Heatmors. I don't like how this is sounding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 13:34:39 No.19872799 Report

Quoted By:

>>19869287
He'd be proud of your power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:11:39 No.19873457 Report

Quoted By:

>>19866854
It means you're gonna have A LOT of twins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:16:55 No.19873502 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344
>Honedge

Uhh...cool. Might get possessed or something, but whatever, it's cool. Might git gud and fencing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:19:16 No.19873516 Report

Quoted By: >>19873703

>>19862344
Daddy's never home...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:19:52 No.19873521 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862344
Think Goof Troop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:21:47 No.19873544 Report

Quoted By:

>Mfw Dugtrio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:31:31 No.19873622 Report

Quoted By:

>>19862384
At least you're really comfortable in women's clothing, no matter what your gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:36:48 No.19873667 Report

Quoted By:

>Magcargo
My mother/father never hugged me, and I would be eating burnt food for all my life. But at least I'm hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:39:45 No.19873703 Report

Quoted By:

>>19873516
I never knew you dad was such a DILF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:41:24 No.19873714 Report

Quoted By:

>>19869172
Funnily enough, this upbringing has it's merits in bed.

>Smeargle
I'm the greatest unknown artist in all Humanity. Look at my cave drawing-like skills!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:49:01 No.19873781 Report

Quoted By:

>Daddy, do we have to have Remoraid for dinner every night?
>I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 15:52:06 No.19873813 Report

Quoted By:

>Gothitelle
I'm now a really good and pretty trap. I am perfectly fine with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 16:29:02 No.19874173 Report

Quoted By:

>Vanilluxe
I'm probably dead from the cold weather or had lots of tummy aches from all the ice cream.

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