Champ readies his champoo and towels
We give him our six dirty doges
He washes away the competition
New doges, or new poodle polisher. Rinse and repeat.

Clean canines: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Pooch pictures: http://booru.showderp.com/
Mongrel music: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Canine conversation: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
Doge disinfecter: Swagmeister