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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:14:40 No.19879564 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19879608 >>19879667 >>19879715 >>19879947 >>19880095 >>19880993 >>19885273 >>19885826

Think of a Pokemon. No, not that one, the other one. No, I meant the OTHER other one. Okay, do you have it now? Good.
This Pokemon is now charging towards you at mach five speed and you can't move out of the way. How fucked are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:16:55 No.19879608 Report

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>>19879564
>Gastly
I should be fine if I don't get poisoned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:18:33 No.19879629 Report

Quoted By: >>19879675

...fuck...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:21:51 No.19879667 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879564
Cotton candy?
I think I'll be okay, barring the stickiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:22:33 No.19879675 Report

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>>19879629
This is like the worst possible fate ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:26:59 No.19879715 Report

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>>19879564
I have a Shuckle-sized hole in my ribcage now.
I'm laying on my back right now, so there's also a 500m long, Shuckle-wide tunnel right beneath me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:30:45 No.19879758 Report

Quoted By: >>19879786 >>19879791

I think you'd be fucked by anything hitting you going that fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:31:43 No.19879763 Report

Quoted By:

>Mamoswine
It was nice knowing you all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:33:08 No.19879786 Report

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>>19879758
Well I mean yeah, but how much?
Fucked as in Steelix disintegrating you and your whole family or fucked as in Swablu splatting on your chest and smashing your ribcage and its contents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:33:25 No.19879791 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879758
This, I chose Caterpie, and I'm still screwed. Unless you chose a Ghost type you're dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:38:11 No.19879842 Report

Quoted By: >>19879855

>igglybuff
aw but it's adorable :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:39:15 No.19879855 Report

Quoted By: >>19880007

>>19879842
Extreme dodgeball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:39:48 No.19879859 Report

Quoted By: >>19879863

dumb fucking thread, anything will kill you at that speed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:40:12 No.19879863 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879859

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:46:48 No.19879932 Report

Quoted By:

Bellossom
AAAAWWWWWWWW-splat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:47:56 No.19879947 Report

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>>19879564
So just a regular glomp then I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:50:42 No.19879974 Report

Quoted By: >>19881468

>Aegislash
Fuck everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:52:33 No.19879991 Report

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Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:53:54 No.19880007 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879855
nah i think i'll be fine
even if i die it'll be adorable :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:54:47 No.19880017 Report

Quoted By:

>Magcargo
worst decision in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 23:57:15 No.19880044 Report

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>Darmanitan

Fuck. Where's my flash fire mon? I cant take a flare blitz.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:02:02 No.19880086 Report

Quoted By: >>19882151

>Reuniclus
>mach 5 speed
Haha sure, whatever you say OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:04:06 No.19880095 Report

Quoted By: >>19880113

>>19879564
>Nidoking

Ohshitwhathaveidone.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:06:31 No.19880113 Report

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>>19880095
You just have to be careful to avoid those spikes, you would probably get poisoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:07:29 No.19880120 Report

Quoted By: >>19880132 >>19880175

This shit is facebook-tier garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:08:53 No.19880132 Report

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>>19880120
I agree but I don't see you saging it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:11:00 No.19880142 Report

Quoted By: >>19880870

see you in hell guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:15:52 No.19880175 Report

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>>19880120

Flilter the thread then and move on with your day instead of whining.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:18:25 No.19880192 Report

Quoted By:

>Miltank
>Rollout

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:09:18 No.19880844 Report

Quoted By: >>19880885

Ditto. That'd probably still kill me.

Miles

Miles Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:11:42 No.19880870 Report

Quoted By:

>>19880142
...godspeed, anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:13:22 No.19880885 Report

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>>19880844
Depends on how much distance there is before it hits you. At that speed, being liquid, it would most likely just powderize into some pink mist.
Maybe being a bit thicker than water it could be more like rain though, I don't know what a barrage of raindrop sized blobs going at mach speed would do to a human body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:23:47 No.19880993 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879564
Skitty. I'm okay.

Glad I changed from Tyranitar last minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:53:49 No.19881423 Report

Quoted By:

>Gallade

Well, as long as it doesn't have its arm blades extended, I won't be chopped into pieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:56:04 No.19881457 Report

Quoted By:

>Basculin
Should I be scared?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:56:52 No.19881468 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879974
You are fucked, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:56:55 No.19881469 Report

Quoted By:

> Mew
Not sure if fucked or not...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 02:58:23 No.19882151 Report

Quoted By:

>>19880086
>trick room

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 03:00:18 No.19882168 Report

Quoted By: >>19886148

Flabebe?

I don't even fucking know, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 03:01:21 No.19882179 Report

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>slowpoke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 03:02:53 No.19882196 Report

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>Fraxure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 04:15:23 No.19883009 Report

Quoted By:

>Dialga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 04:17:53 No.19883038 Report

Quoted By:

Pidgeot
>Mach 5
>Wait a second

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 09:58:25 No.19885273 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879564
I first thought of Caterpie and then you said another and I thought Snorelax so yeah fuck you OP I and god knows how many others are dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 12:22:17 No.19885826 Report

Quoted By:

>>19879564
This + 5 times the speed? Eh... I'll be here. and there. and there. and there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 12:53:07 No.19886013 Report

Quoted By:

>Mawile

am I fucked or not?

Maybe if his horn-mouth was coming at me first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 13:08:22 No.19886148 Report

Quoted By:

>>19882168
Think anti-material rifle.

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