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ITT: bad jokes involving pokemon

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:50:24 No.19881372 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19881406 >>19881444 >>19895757

Why couldn't Smogon pick up chicks?
Because of the Swagger Clause!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:52:30 No.19881406 Report

Quoted By: >>19881427 >>19881474 >>19881492

>>19881372
You couldn't get pussy even if you had a destiny knot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:54:01 No.19881427 Report

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>>19881406
SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:54:51 No.19881444 Report

Quoted By: >>19881451

>>19881372
WHY do LUDICOLO cross the border in pairs?

because the SIGN says NO TRESPASSING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:55:23 No.19881448 Report

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You're so slow, you'd get the gold metal for 400m in the Olympics.
IN TRICK ROOM!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:55:30 No.19881451 Report

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>>19881444
GENIUS

James (Magmar, Larvesta, Ninetails) 2122-5527-9936

James (Magmar, Larvesta, Ninetails) 2122-5527-9936 Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:57:24 No.19881474 Report

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>>19881406
# R E K T
R
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K
T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 01:58:35 No.19881492 Report

Quoted By: >>19882922

>>19881406
That's not how destiny knot works, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 02:00:01 No.19881511 Report

Quoted By: >>19892704 >>19896200

Yo momma's so fat she used heavy slam on a Groudon and it did maximum damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 02:10:59 No.19881636 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma's so fat low kick is instakill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 03:58:16 No.19882867 Report

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Why didn't the suicide bomber kill anyone?
>He wasn't a Normal type!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 04:05:26 No.19882917 Report

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What's Aggron's favourite music genre?
Heavy Metal

A Marowak walks into a club.. that's all I've got..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 04:06:14 No.19882922 Report

Quoted By: >>19895794

>>19881492
Yes it is. Destiny Knot's in-battle effect is that if the holder becomes infatuated, so does the opposing poke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 14:57:17 No.19887161 Report

Quoted By: >>19888811 >>19896200

Yo momma's so fat Pokémon Online had a stack overflow error when using grass knot on her, so Smogon switched to Pokémon Showdown!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 17:58:50 No.19888811 Report

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>>19887161
thats arithmetic overflow, anon. stack overflow is when you infinitely recurse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 18:04:15 No.19888926 Report

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So I noticed a bump on my Skitty's leg, and my first thought is cancer, so I take it to the PokeCenter and ask the nurse if it's true. She tells me,"Don't worry your Skitty's fine, it's not cancer is just Assist".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 19:14:26 No.19890259 Report

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How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus?

You use your magnum, aight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 19:16:58 No.19890304 Report

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Why did the torchic cross the road

To get to the other side

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 21:52:08 No.19892127 Report

Quoted By: >>19892291 >>19896200

Your momma is so fat she takes less damage from Fire and Ice attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 21:57:54 No.19892189 Report

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Why does Spinda never fail a test?
Because its ability is Own Tempo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 22:06:11 No.19892291 Report

Quoted By: >>19892704 >>19896200

>>19892127

Yo momma so fat, when you skill swap Light Metal onto her, make her hold a Float Stone, and have a Primal Groudon with Heavy Metal use Heavy Slam on her, it still has only 40 BP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 22:16:01 No.19892395 Report

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A well kept secret by Game Freak is that they once considered making a Farfetch'd Mega Evolution.

The idea was ultimately scrapped before it could be leeked...

Nigeriasz 2122-6731-7786 [Octillery, Gyarados, Frogadier]

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Nigeriasz 2122-6731-7786 [Octillery, Gyarados, Frogadier] Sun 06 Jul 2014 22:44:13 No.19892704 Report

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>>19892291
try_too_hard version of >>19881511

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 22:50:18 No.19892767 Report

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How does Ash mow his lawn? With a Rhydon lawnmower

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:35:42 No.19895757 Report

Quoted By: >>19895823

>>19881372
I have a bad joke. /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:37:43 No.19895794 Report

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>>19882922
oh

not a penis knot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:39:29 No.19895823 Report

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>>19895757
that's the show, not the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:45:26 No.19895938 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma so fat, heavy balls are more effective than master balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:46:37 No.19895955 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma so fat, she makes Snorlax look anorexic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:47:26 No.19895966 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma is in OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:51:13 No.19896018 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma so fat Team Aqua wants to use her to create a continent-swallowing tsunami by teaching her Splash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:55:55 No.19896087 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a Foongus was a Poke Ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:56:04 No.19896090 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Yo momma's so lazy, Regigigas gets a faster start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:56:56 No.19896100 Report

Quoted By: >>19896200

Your momma's so fat, her stomach is OU
Your momma's so boring, she puts Darkari to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 03:00:23 No.19896150 Report

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How do you get strong enough to be in Smgon's OU?

Protean must be a priority in your diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 03:04:38 No.19896200 Report

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>>19881511
>>19881636
>>19887161
>>19892127
>>19892291
>>19895938
>>19895955
>>19895966
>>19896018
>>19896087
>>19896090
>>19896100
The OP said bad jokes, not autistic musings.

At the very least, bad jokes are corny as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 03:16:11 No.19896349 Report

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yo momma so fat that you have a snorlax named after her because you love her but she IS overweight and it's an issue you've brought up to her several times but she just refuses to do anything about it

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