Hey faggots, my name is Ray Rizzo and I'm the best trainer in the world. I can cheat all I fucking want and there's nothing you nerds can do. Right now I have 3 hot TPCi employees sucking my dick while me and my Dream Ball Aegislash blaze it up watching old 90s sitcoms in our hotel. Masuda and his buddies are even inviting me to play with the new mega evolutions before anyone else, because I'm the shit and they want me to win. This is the life and you scrubs are sitting here spending your weekend watching some randoms who aren't me play in a Pokemon tournament. How fucking embarrassing. I don't even need to git gud at this game anymore, I'm immune to being disqualified for cheating my way to victory since 2010.

Pic related, it's me and my new wife