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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:52:45 No.19951162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19951216 >>19951242 >>19951283 >>19951466 >>19951511 >>19951568 >>19951569 >>19951697 >>19951702 >>19951895 >>19951915 >>19951973 >>19952004 >>19952118

Mega Metagross has a raging erection.

All I'm sayin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:53:53 No.19951179 Report

Quoted By: >>19951696

Good. Now I can literally and figuratively rape my opponents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:55:26 No.19951202 Report

Quoted By: >>19951265 >>19953816

Legit question: how does it talk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:55:55 No.19951216 Report

Quoted By: >>19951541

>>19951162
Pokemon becomes a dick joke #4.

!J3d.DD2xEo

!J3d.DD2xEo Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:56:20 No.19951227 Report

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Good. I hope it rams it in me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:57:04 No.19951242 Report

Quoted By: >>19951801

>>19951162
can't unsee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:57:07 No.19951244 Report

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its a goatee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:58:41 No.19951265 Report

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>>19951202
assuming it's still part psychic type, it communicates via telepathy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 20:59:23 No.19951283 Report

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>>19951162
>MFW people said that there would never, EVER be a Mega Metagross
I'm sorry I ever doubted you, GameFreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:10:27 No.19951466 Report

Quoted By: >>19953855

>>19951162
it's metangs nose if you turn is upside down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:12:53 No.19951511 Report

Quoted By: >>19957773

>>19951162
You has a raging faggotry.

All I'm sayin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:14:12 No.19951541 Report

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>>19951216
I can't wait to see all the Megagross, Palkia and Reshiram art.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:15:47 No.19951568 Report

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>>19951162
The fuck am I looking at?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:15:48 No.19951569 Report

Quoted By: >>19951600

>>19951162

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:17:29 No.19951594 Report

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>>19951541
You missed the very first pokedick. Come on, it's not hard.

Lizerd

Lizerd Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:17:56 No.19951600 Report

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>>19951569
Ha, glad I'm not the only one.

Drawfags please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:17:57 No.19951601 Report

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>>19951594
I'm too hungover to properly think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:18:06 No.19951604 Report

Quoted By: >>19951636 >>19951646 >>19951651 >>19951675 >>19951809

>Still weak to knock off in Knock Off: the game

into the trash it goes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:18:39 No.19951607 Report

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>>19951594
>it's not hard
Clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:20:48 No.19951636 Report

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>>19951604
>Mega Stones
>getting Knocked Off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:21:06 No.19951641 Report

Quoted By: >>19951695

Hooray, my favorite Pokemon get levitate and its limbs janked into an awkward position. It looks like a scary Metang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:21:28 No.19951646 Report

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>>19951604
>BP 65 against mega pokemon
Why bother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:21:50 No.19951651 Report

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>>19951604
>so is the King of OU, Aegislash
Today at 5: things still have weaknesses!

Lizerd

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Lizerd Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:23:01 No.19951675 Report

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>>19951604
But Megas are immune to Knock Off's new effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:23:56 No.19951695 Report

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>>19951641
It apparently gets Tough Claws.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:23:59 No.19951696 Report

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>>19951179
>It can literally anal rape fairies by STABing them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:24:04 No.19951697 Report

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>>19951162
I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:24:34 No.19951702 Report

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>>19951162
>Mega Metagross has a raging erection.

I've had one since it got revealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:30:06 No.19951786 Report

Quoted By: >>19951808 >>19951821 >>19951831 >>19951872 >>19951913 >>19952040 >>19952259

>Aegislash used Shadow Ball
>Gengar used Shadow Ball
>Bisharp used Knock off
>Mega mawile used Sucker punch

Megagross confirmed for NU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:31:15 No.19951801 Report

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>>19951242
I love Paul

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:31:50 No.19951808 Report

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>>19951786
Pokemon have checks and counters.

More news at 11.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:31:50 No.19951809 Report

Quoted By: >>19951911

>>19951604
>mega pokemon
>knock off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:32:15 No.19951813 Report

Quoted By: >>19951832 >>19953172

Was this thing truly everything on the leaks? Jesus fuck, I thought a Mega would be enough, but even then, it's still fucking nothing.
Very disappointing, needless to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:32:42 No.19951821 Report

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>>19951786
>implying Gengar will survive a STAB Bullet Punch coming off Megagross
>implying it wont most likely outspend the other three and take them out with other moves

Even so, you carry a TEAM of Pokémon so that you can cover weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:33:12 No.19951831 Report

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>>19951786
What if it becomes pure steel like Aggron?

also Knock Off doesn't work with megastones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:33:14 No.19951832 Report

Quoted By: >>19951857

>>19951813
No, you fucking retard. There's still at LEAST half a page to come, he hasn't shown everything yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:35:09 No.19951857 Report

Quoted By: >>19951876 >>19951886 >>19951900

>>19951832
Then where the fuck is it, then?
It's been what? 6-7 hours since Megatross was leaked?
What the fuck is the delay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:36:14 No.19951872 Report

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>>19951786
It will be a major threat in UU. It probably won't shoot up enough in usage to go OU since even with a mega, Metagross won't be good in OU. The 700 BST might be enough to push it over to BL if its stats get put in the right places, but think about what does well in UU: fast fire types and bulky waters, two of the things that Metagross just can't deal with. It would need a retyping and a significantly better movepool to ever dream of being OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:36:44 No.19951876 Report

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>>19951857
Japs are asleep and the leaker was an attentionwhoring fag craving retweets apparently.

Were you not in the sticky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:37:06 No.19951886 Report

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>>19951857
Nips being faggots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:37:39 No.19951895 Report

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>>19951162
and so do I now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:38:23 No.19951900 Report

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>>19951857
The nips have to sleep anon. Metagross leaked around midnight for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:39:26 No.19951911 Report

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>>19951809
Calling Mega Camerupt and Mega Sharpedo for sure as Mega evolution of the 2 team leaders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:39:31 No.19951913 Report

Quoted By: >>19951977 >>19957911

>>19951786
>Mega Charizard used flamethrower
>Mega Mawile used sucker punch
>Conkeldurr used mach punch
>Mega Charizard used flamethrower

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:39:38 No.19951915 Report

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>>19951162
FUCK ALL THOSE FAGS WHO SAID STEVEN WAS GOING TO HAVE A MEGA-CHARIZARD
MEGAGROSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:42:35 No.19951969 Report

Quoted By: >>19952024

I just checked. It should be morning in Japan RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:42:52 No.19951973 Report

Quoted By: >>19952059 >>19956251

>>19951162
I just love how it looks like some kind of TIE Fighter from Star Wars. I love the hell out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:43:08 No.19951977 Report

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>>19951913
>M-mawile
>ever getting to SP a gengar
Maybe if the person is bad and isnt sub-disabling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:44:45 No.19952004 Report

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>>19951162
All the better for the anal raping

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:45:47 No.19952024 Report

Quoted By: >>19952037 >>19952052

>>19951969
Jesus Christ, let them wake up and shower.
Leaks aren't a fundamental human right, you'll get them sooner or later. Have some damned patience child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:46:47 No.19952037 Report

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>>19952024
Very well, we shall wait for the rest of the day. Hope it leaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:46:58 No.19952040 Report

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>>19951786
Smogonfag plz you have no power here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:47:14 No.19952045 Report

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13 minutes to 7AM in Japan right now.
Why aren't they awake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:47:35 No.19952052 Report

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>>19952024
No, leaks then shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:47:56 No.19952059 Report

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>>19951973
I know, right?
I've nicknamed the one I bred in XY X-Wing in anticipation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:52:23 No.19952118 Report

Quoted By: >>19952136

>>19951162
It's a perfect fit for Xerneas rectum
>mfw Megagross gets special Fur Coat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:53:25 No.19952136 Report

Quoted By: >>19952403

>>19952118
It gets Tough Claws. To fuck with Fairies with Bullet Punch even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:55:34 No.19952161 Report

Quoted By: >>19952221 >>19952240 >>19952258 >>19952370 >>19955909 >>19956075

Metagross Base Stat Reminder

HP: 80
Attack: 135
Defense:130
Sp.Atk: 95
Sp.Def: 90
Speed: 70

Guesses on Mega Base Stats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:56:01 No.19952171 Report

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waiT... Does it have 4 large arms and 4 tiny arms??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:58:23 No.19952221 Report

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>>19952161
HP: 80
Attack: 175
Defense: 150
Sp. Atk: 115
Sp. Def: 90
Speed: 90

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:58:49 No.19952230 Report

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YES
WHO'S NEXT FUCKERS
MEGA FLYGON FUCKING WHEN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:58:50 No.19952231 Report

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Who doesn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 21:59:25 No.19952240 Report

Quoted By: >>19952272

>>19952161
+40 to Attack
+20 to Def
+20 to Sp.Def
+15 to Speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:00:07 No.19952258 Report

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>>19952161
HP:80
Attack: 150
Defense: 150
Special Atk: 100
Special Def: 120
Speed 100
In a perfect world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:00:08 No.19952259 Report

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>>19951786
>Smogonfag used b8
Pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:00:37 No.19952272 Report

Quoted By: >>19952309

>>19952240
ya still got 5 points left there pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:01:50 No.19952305 Report

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Kinda looks like a TIE fighter in game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:02:04 No.19952309 Report

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>>19952272
Yeah, must've forgotten to stick 'em in Sp.Atk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:03:49 No.19952337 Report

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So Swampert and Metagross must've hit the gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:05:11 No.19952356 Report

Quoted By: >>19952437

Does it have arms at its back or something? I can't really tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:06:06 No.19952370 Report

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>>19952161
What I'd want:
80
160
150
80
130
105
What would be more likely:
80
160
150
120
100
90

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:07:27 No.19952392 Report

Quoted By: >>19953150

>shiny form

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:08:14 No.19952403 Report

Quoted By: >>19952435 >>19953629

>>19952136
Even better
Are stats released so you could run calcs on Tough Claw Bullet Punch 135+Atk vs Xerneas then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:10:13 No.19952429 Report

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>he now has more arms just like quadraxis
>yfw the beldums on the back act like jet boosters

We Mecha now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:10:43 No.19952435 Report

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>>19952403
Nope, we just have these two pages and nothing more. No stats yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:10:58 No.19952437 Report

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>>19952356
>imagine a Metagross.
>imagine welding a Metang under it

Now you know how the 3D model looks like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:45:27 No.19952930 Report

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>Mega Metagross
>Gets to learn Shift Gear this gen
>Game Freak is finally giving the best pseudo-legend the respect it deserves

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:57:30 No.19953150 Report

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>>19952392
>That feel when you have a shiney Agiligross
Oh god, all I need is the confirmation of Tough claw and he will be the monster I always wanted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 22:59:35 No.19953172 Report

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>>19951813
Don't forget we also had secret bases confirmed, and by contests confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:29:43 No.19953629 Report

Quoted By: >>19953747

>>19952403
Here's your calcs
All are tough claws Bullet Punch with Adamant nature and 252 evs against max HP 0def ev Xerneas
135 ATK: 44.7-53%, 30.7% chance to 2ko
140: 46-54.3%, 55.1% chance to 2ko
145: 47.8-56.5%, 82.8 % chance to 2ko
150: 48.6-57.8%, 95.3 % chance to 2ko
155: 50-59.2%, 100% chance to 2ko
160: 51.3-60.5%, 100% chance to 2ko
165: 51.7-61.8%, 100% chance to 2ko
170: 53-63.1%, 100% chance to 2ko
175: 55.2-64.9%, 100% chance to 2ko
180: 55.7-66.2% 100% chance to 2ko
Realistically it won't go higher than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:36:38 No.19953747 Report

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>>19953629
If SpD increases by 30 on Meta, however, +2 Xerneas can't kill it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:40:18 No.19953816 Report

Quoted By: >>19953904 >>19953905 >>19953917

>>19951202
Since when did it ever talk?

It never had a mouth, it just makes steel sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:41:58 No.19953855 Report

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>>19951466
The entire point of this evolution is that it's a fusion of Metagross, Metang, and Beldum in a literal fashion like Magneton.

It's entire line of evolutions are created by fusing various previous versions of itself to create something new, and for the final evolution they all fuse together like Sentai

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:44:52 No.19953904 Report

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>>19953816
>It never had a mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:44:53 No.19953905 Report

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>>19953816
>this pleb has never amie with metagross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jul 2014 23:45:47 No.19953917 Report

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>>19953816
Saphire pokedex entry
Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion. When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:10:19 No.19955909 Report

Quoted By: >>19956180

>>19952161
What I want

HP: 100(+20)
Attack: 180(+45)
Defense:130
Sp.Atk: 95
Sp.Def: 90
Speed: 105(+35)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:12:15 No.19955941 Report

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shut up scott

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:21:26 No.19956075 Report

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>>19952161
+40 to Sp def
+30 to speed
+30 to attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:27:26 No.19956176 Report

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Metagross won't ever go beyond a 80 base speed. it has bullet punch that is buffed by 80% of its power with though claws and STAB.
Realistically Meta only ever needed good setup moves that boosted it's attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:27:40 No.19956180 Report

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>>19955909
>HP
>Mega evolution
pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:33:51 No.19956251 Report

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>>19951973

>Thinking Megagross looks anywhere near as good as a TIE fighter

Where do you think you are nigga? This thing is ugly as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 02:35:07 No.19956272 Report

Quoted By: >>19957773

Super-psyched about this. Debating an MM for a Beldum now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 04:30:59 No.19957773 Report

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>>19951511
Implying OP is a dude.

>>19956272
Well, Mega Metagross already has the golden X of a shiny Metagross, so it sort of defeats the purpose of going shiny. It reminds me of Mega Charizard, actually, since both have Megas with their shiny colours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 04:42:34 No.19957911 Report

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>>19951913
>252+ Atk Conkeldurr Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Metagross: 61-73 (16.7 - 20%) -- possible 5HKO

252+ Atk Metagross Zen Headbutt vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Conkeldurr: 308-366 (74.3 - 88.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>252+ Atk Huge Power Mega Mawile Sucker Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Metagross: 262-310 (71.9 - 85.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>252+ Atk Metagross Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mega Mawile: 204-240 (67.1 - 78.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

This calculations were made with regular metagross.

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