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Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:34:42 No.19961115 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19961152 >>19964865

>On showdown
>Angy children/neckbeards
>"No one uses toxic stall you faggot"
>"Have fun waiting"
>Disconnects
>Angry I'm better than him
>doesn't realize I can open a new tab
>angry about moves chosen by the RNG
>"Your rank is shit"
>win raises my rank above his

Any other stories about showdown butthurt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:42:21 No.19961152 Report

Quoted By: >>19961160

>>19961115
Earlier tonight in random battles where I made this faggot who had all Ubers forfeit with a slowbro and a fucking grumpig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:44:42 No.19961160 Report

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>>19961152
Got a clean sweep off once by baton passing some scolipede speed boost/swords dance to croagunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:44:54 No.19961161 Report

Quoted By: >>19961180 >>19961190 >>19961192 >>19961213 >>19961265

I think he was mad
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-140131926

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:47:18 No.19961172 Report

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I completely destroyed a very bad player despite getting loads of hax stacked up against me.

Before the last turn he just sent "your not good and you suck cokcs" and left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:49:14 No.19961180 Report

Quoted By: >>19961184

>>19961161
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-140131926
How did dragonite resist spore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:49:31 No.19961184 Report

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>>19961180
Saftey Googles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:51:29 No.19961190 Report

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>>19961161
>he uses spore again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:51:30 No.19961191 Report

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>One shot an Excadrill with a Meloetta pirouette form
>"Meloetta is fucking OP"
>quits

>calling Meloetta OP any day of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:51:56 No.19961192 Report

Quoted By: >>19961210 >>19961214 >>19963984

>>19961161
He was obviously pretty dumb, trying the mach punch and spore thing twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:53:13 No.19961200 Report

Quoted By: >>19961216 >>19961222

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/xybattlespotsingles-139954158

Dude gets two crits and calls ME lucky for winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:54:38 No.19961209 Report

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>you fuck !
random match

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:54:42 No.19961210 Report

Quoted By: >>19968712

>>19961192
h-hey there, wanna go get a coffee or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:55:17 No.19961213 Report

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>>19961161
>Spore didn't work the first two times, let me try it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:55:34 No.19961214 Report

Quoted By: >>19968712

>>19961192
Hey you, you seem pretty smart instead, maybe you could teach me some Pokemon sometimes~

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:55:50 No.19961216 Report

Quoted By: >>19961220

>>19961200
sending in azumarill was really dumb, why not ferrothorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:57:03 No.19961220 Report

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>>19961216
guess he wanted to use two water types against a team with very clear electric and grass type megas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:57:07 No.19961222 Report

Quoted By: >>19961229 >>19961235

>>19961200
Are both those players drunk and stupid?

>Seed bomb and Giga Drain on M-Venusaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:58:59 No.19961229 Report

Quoted By: >>19961234

>>19961222
well, it wasn't my finest use of escavalier, but it's sludge bomb, not seed bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:59:54 No.19961234 Report

Quoted By: >>19961240

>>19961229
Oh it makes way more sense then. Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 10:59:56 No.19961235 Report

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>>19961222
Giga drain is respectable on a pretty bulky mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:01:26 No.19961240 Report

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>>19961234
You're forgiven :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:02:07 No.19961242 Report

Quoted By: >>19961250 >>19961296

what is !data? will showdown tell you stuff about the game?

>needing info on Overgrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:03:49 No.19961250 Report

Quoted By: >>19961276 >>19961296

>>19961242
Apparently, it just brings up the raw stats. Base stats, accuracy, base damage, that sort of thing. I was really laughing when he brought up the data for sleep powder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:08:33 No.19961265 Report

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>>19961161
The unadulterated lawls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:10:45 No.19961276 Report

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>>19961250
>I could see someone wanting the accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 11:13:15 No.19961296 Report

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>>19961250
>>19961242

>not using /data instead of !data

! Is used for group announcements. You can look up stats with /data but only you will see the result.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 12:31:59 No.19961817 Report

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ikwilverdommespele: i hate you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 12:39:16 No.19961868 Report

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>on showdown wi-fi chatroom
>Offer shiny 5IV hp fighting defog latios for competitive thundurus
>some fag asks the nature and ability which I didn't specify since latios only has one ability and anything other than timid is shit
>"lol thats a crap nature for latios"
>? its -atk +speed
>"yeah but its a special attacker thats already fast"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 12:43:05 No.19961897 Report

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>playing randbats
>get swept by a mega blaziken
>down to last poke
>it's shuckle
>blaziken uses hjk
>critical hit
>shuckle hung on with sturdy
>shuckle used acupressure
>+2 evasion
>use rest
>proceed to final form
>sweep him with shuckle

I also got a shell smash baton pass huntail and a swoobat with stored power on the same team one time, it was pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 12:47:27 No.19961935 Report

Quoted By: >>19962084

>run a specs gyarados in 1v1
>this guy has a vaporeon
>i go first and hit with thunder
>he uses rain dance
>i hit with thunder again and he is kill
>he starts shit talking me to fight him in real life
>then stalks me around the next few games i play

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 12:47:48 No.19961942 Report

Quoted By: >>19962114 >>19962292 >>19962349 >>19962528 >>19963279

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/nubeta-118434332

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:03:05 No.19962084 Report

Quoted By: >>19962130

>>19961935
>using gyarados
Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:06:21 No.19962114 Report

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>>19961942
10/10 would watch again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:09:03 No.19962130 Report

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>>19962084
That was fucking gr8.

10/10, would save and share with offspring, then force offspring to show offspring and continue down the chain until the only place still holding the link was burned along with my body after I became kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:27:04 No.19962292 Report

Quoted By: >>19962332

>>19961942
>Ubers in NU

Am I missing something here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:30:39 No.19962332 Report

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>>19962292
>losing with ubers in nu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:32:05 No.19962349 Report

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>>19961942
kek

>countless lobbyfags joining the battle
worse than hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 13:48:18 No.19962528 Report

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>>19961942
That guy was the worst battler I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 14:39:41 No.19963279 Report

Quoted By: >>19963396

>>19961942
>4 Legendary Ubers on the team
>Getting 6-2'd by a NU team

Jesus Christ, that guy is the worst battler I have ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 14:47:22 No.19963396 Report

Quoted By: >>19963736

>>19963279
Keep in mind that teams in different formats are designed for different metagames and different threats and may not have answers to things even in lower tiers. It happens in a lot of competitive games - even in Magic: The Gathering, sometimes Standard decks can beat Legacy decks just because they do different things Legacy isn't used to seeing and they don't have cards that offer appropriate solutions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 15:13:07 No.19963736 Report

Quoted By: >>19964349

>>19963396
That's why you should usually play tiers below your usual one from time to time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 15:33:44 No.19963984 Report

Quoted By: >>19968712

>>19961192
I-I think you're really cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:00:50 No.19964349 Report

Quoted By: >>19964539

>>19963736
Why? There's no point in that. Building an NU team designed to compete with OU teams would just compromise your capacity to deal with threats in NU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:17:00 No.19964539 Report

Quoted By: >>19964759

>>19964349
No, you should play NU from time to time, so if someone uses an NU mon in OU, you'll know how to deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:22:31 No.19964596 Report

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>On battlespot
>Sees player tagline "I always win"
>Player sends out some Pokemon
>I send out Reuniclus and I set up 3-5 Calm minds and recovered when HP got low
>Player sends out Hydreigon with Choice specs and does not kill me
>Killed it with 2-4 shadowballs
>Player disconnects

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:38:03 No.19964759 Report

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>>19964539
KNOWING how to beat it is different from actually having what you need to beat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:39:03 No.19964769 Report

Quoted By: >>19964823

I got a story from a while ago. I posted it once before in a thread similar but eh.

>be at friend's house a while ago
>our first battle of Gen 6
>using Kyurem and Mega Scizor bro
>both Pokemon do fuck all in the match. Kyurem getting one KO while Espeon and Tyranitar did most of the work
>friend proceeds to bitch and whine about me using "UH LEGENDARY" and "UH MEGA EVOLUTION!!!"
>explain how Life Orb/Banded Scizor is arguably better and why Kyurem isn't even a fucking threat
>even go so far as to address simply counters
>futher point out that he played like a pleb in the battle
>still blames his loss on be "battling unfairly"

I kek'd pretty hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:43:00 No.19964823 Report

Quoted By: >>19964850

>>19964769
>Using legendaries and OU trash with competitive sets in a friendly battle with a bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:45:14 No.19964850 Report

Quoted By: >>19968029

>>19964823
>implying Kyurem is a threat just because it has a legendary label slapped on it
>implying using your bro is bad just because a fan-made competitive group consider it "top tier"

Plus, this friend of mine tends to go with cookie cutter Pokemon/strats such as Ferrothorn, Rotom-W and Talonflame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:46:54 No.19964865 Report

Quoted By: >>19964984

>>19961115
>stall faggot
>think he's good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 16:58:51 No.19964984 Report

Quoted By: >>19965139

>>19964865
I was given a random Vespiqueen with toxic/protect/defend order/roost and I used it. Sue me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 17:13:18 No.19965139 Report

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>>19964984
>VespiqueEn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 20:15:33 No.19967218 Report

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-140277665
Lel
It's like if you have something to counter their spore, they don't even bother trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 21:31:25 No.19968029 Report

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>>19964850
Still, if it is a friendly match against a friend, it is generally sporting to speak about rules. If we don't want to use legendaries or Megas, so be it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 21:58:09 No.19968361 Report

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during 4th gen, i used to pretend i was a girl on the shoddy and smogon servers. i ranked top 20 on both simetaneously, and the butthurt just naturally came. but, of course, i acted like a sweet imouto angel -- which got them even angrier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jul 2014 22:25:50 No.19968712 Report

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>>19961210
>>19961214
>>19963984
What.

I don't get it

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