> I was only twelve years old
> I loved Rayquaza so much, I owned one in all the games and owned all the merchandise
> I pray to Rayquaza every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
> "Rayquaza is love", I say, "Rayquaza is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Rayquaza
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Rayquaza
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "I will stop the fight between Kyogre and Groudon"
> He grabs me with his powerful legendary hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Rayquaza
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Rayquaza
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Rayquaza
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Rayquaza looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Hoenn Confirmed"
> Rayquaza leaves through my window
Rayquaza is love, Rayquaza is life