I've been trying to get a Pikachu friend safari all fucking day. I've tried Friend Safari General, where my shitty safari gets ignored, and I've even tried Serebii.net, where people HAVE Pikachu safaris, but refuse to add me because, again, my safari fucking sucks.

It's a fucking Pikachu. It's not like it's something halfway decent or competitive, so come on, /vp/. Help a nigger out.