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Confession Thread

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:00:21 No.20041190 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20041214 >>20041223 >>20041743 >>20041893 >>20041944

>get in thread
>confess
>be judged by the Anons

I regularly have Pokemon trainer RPs and usually base them off of recent playthroughs of main series games that I've had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:02:41 No.20041214 Report

Quoted By: >>20041226 >>20041230

>>20041190
I fucked my cousin and it felt good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:04:29 No.20041223 Report

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>>20041190
inb4 someone confesses that they've never caught 'em all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:04:40 No.20041226 Report

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>>20041214
>>>/a/

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:04:55 No.20041230 Report

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>>20041214

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:05:16 No.20041233 Report

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I like to post Pokemon-related reddit and tumblr memes because it's funny to see other anons get so upset by them. It's like they're autistic, getting so mad about an image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:06:06 No.20041246 Report

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>>20041223
That's not an issue though.

>inb4 someone confesses disinterest in catching 'em all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:06:28 No.20041251 Report

Quoted By: >>20041339

I seriously hate Fairies and Megas and even left /vp/ for a couple of months after they were announced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:07:02 No.20041254 Report

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6 years later I'm still mad this was never finishedhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/2876768/1/I-m-Stuck-In-a-House-Full-of-Girls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:08:37 No.20041278 Report

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I am a karenfag johtobaby and have a burning hatred towards Gengar, Smeargle, Ludicolo, Lucario, Terrakion, and Hawlucha - I wish they would all be retconned out of existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:10:57 No.20041302 Report

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I cloned several Diancies with the 3ds of my gf and traded for others event pokemon just to complete the dex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:11:35 No.20041309 Report

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>>20041278

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:12:45 No.20041322 Report

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-I disconnected after a loss in online battling so their win wouldn't count.

-I hate this site but keep visiting it regularly

-I rewrote pokemon names in title case during Gen IV because capital letters annoyed me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:13:14 No.20041326 Report

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>>20041309
>go to confession thread
>confess
>people don't believe it
Keep lying to yourself, mate.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:13:42 No.20041332 Report

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I want to be this bitch so bad I'm gonna get my dick cut off to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:14:12 No.20041338 Report

Quoted By: >>20041392

I'm 24 years old and I play Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:14:14 No.20041339 Report

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>>20041251
>Hating fairies

No shame in that. It's the right thing to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:14:29 No.20041344 Report

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When I was in high school I used to cry when I had to release my Pokemon because of full cartridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:14:49 No.20041348 Report

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I regular gelbooru's pokephila tag for pokemon on girl action

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:15:57 No.20041355 Report

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I admin a Pokémon content page on Facebook.
Zygarde, around 3800 likes.
Find me, hax me, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:17:21 No.20041380 Report

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>>20041355
>advertising your page on /vp/
That's a new low, memelord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:18:02 No.20041392 Report

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>>20041338
There's nothing wrong with that at all. A sizable amount of us are in our twenties and Pokemon is pretty hip right now anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:18:15 No.20041396 Report

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I've only just started IV breeding and EV training and I've been playing since Gen 1.

I'm using pokemon I personal enjoy so there's a mix bag of OU and under.

Also my builds are coming from other players and youtubers I enjoy watching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:18:20 No.20041398 Report

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>>20041380
LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE FAGATRON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:19:00 No.20041410 Report

Quoted By: >>20041428 >>20041434

I cosplay as shiny Umbreon at cons and my boyfriend goes as Red. Of course we do it in costume

I also use powersav to give out starf and enigma berries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:19:54 No.20041428 Report

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>>20041410
I'm jealous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:20:02 No.20041430 Report

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I cheated in my platinum nuzlocke. I used a +exp code to make grinding for the E4 faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:20:14 No.20041434 Report

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>>20041410
Are you a faggot or a liar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:21:11 No.20041445 Report

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>>20041322

I also used my shipping as an example during a philosophical exposition about love

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:23:02 No.20041472 Report

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Gen 4 is my favorite generation (even as a whole - I find D/P to be superior to R/S)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:23:31 No.20041473 Report

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>>20041434
Probably both

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:24:18 No.20041489 Report

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I am one of those people that, when invited to a Passerby trade, accept and then flash my Legendaries and shones then disconnect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:24:44 No.20041491 Report

Quoted By: >>20041931

I have some very lucid dreams about going on a journey through Hoenn using pokemon across all generations. They're all pretty vivid too. The last dream I had was about winning a surfing contest near Slateport with a Swampert.

Am I weird or Autistic, /vp/? Be harsh, but fair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:25:07 No.20041500 Report

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>>20041473
I expected something completely different, I chuckled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:25:13 No.20041501 Report

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>>20041434
Neither. See you at wizards con!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:27:56 No.20041540 Report

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I think Gen 5 is a terrible Gen, and think B/W1 are the worst paired version.

I think Sugimori's old artstyle is overated.

I have never wanted to fuck anything from this series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:27:59 No.20041541 Report

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I look at Pokémon Rule 34 'cause I get curious sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:30:04 No.20041566 Report

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I just burped and it sounded like a Sealeo.

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X 4141-3422-3464 Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:30:14 No.20041569 Report

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I frequently fap to pokemon, but only the pokemon, especially Typhlosion...

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:30:29 No.20041576 Report

Quoted By: >>20041745 >>20041788 >>20041892

I've tried to write tons of smutfics involving only Pokemon, and have only ever finished two of them. Most of the ones that go unfinished are so either because I got too into the plot part of porn with plot and just can't get myself to write the porn part, or I get to the porn part and either lose my flow midway or can't think of an ending I'm satisfied with.

I want to try ERP but between pride and nervousness I just can't bring myself to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:31:02 No.20041587 Report

Quoted By: >>20041641

most of my porn folder contains pokemon, they're not even anthro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:31:23 No.20041591 Report

Quoted By: >>20041644

I think it's funny when people whine about new Smogon bans, because I don't rely on those strategies and know how to counter them.
but on the other hand, I think they should ban Protect in singles
and i use the Chatter's 100% confuse rate to make up my team's shortcomings, so am I a hypocrite? Eh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:32:11 No.20041600 Report

Quoted By: >>20041615 >>20041640 >>20041661

I once wrote a script for, and drew the first half of, a Pokemon fancomic series, but deleted every file without putting it up anywhere because I was afraid of it being traced back to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:32:44 No.20041609 Report

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I want to destroy Brawly's ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:33:04 No.20041615 Report

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>>20041600
>Not having a fake Internet alias

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:33:27 No.20041621 Report

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I judge Pokémon solely on their design and I don't feel any kind of attraction for them. Yes, I use Pokémon that I don't like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:34:34 No.20041640 Report

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>>20041600
>What are pseudonyms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:34:35 No.20041641 Report

Quoted By: >>20041673 >>20041751

>spoilering
>in confession thread
There's only the pastor, no need to whisper.

>>20041587
>tfw you had over 16000 (I think) pokeporn pics
>all arranged and sorted into autistic folders
>tfw you lose it all in a freak accident
>tfw you haven't bothered to recover it

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:34:51 No.20041644 Report

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>>20041591
>but on the other hand, I think they should ban Protect in singles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:35:52 No.20041660 Report

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>>20041615
It was a moment of weakness. People I knew had already managed to find other pseudonyms I'd used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:36:04 No.20041661 Report

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>>20041600
Just create a tumblr/deviantart or something, it's easy as fuck to create new online personas as long as you don't share any personal info

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:36:41 No.20041671 Report

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I want to destroy Brawly's tight gym bunny butt

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:36:55 No.20041673 Report

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>>20041641
I know that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:37:30 No.20041681 Report

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>>20041660
Wow.

>Not covering your bases
>Letting people be able to trace one of your things with another

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:39:28 No.20041701 Report

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>>20041681
honestly when it comes to art it's harder to maintain different personas if you have a distinctive style

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:39:59 No.20041708 Report

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I don't see the value in breeding hundreds to thousands of eggs for one or two IVs so you can have a 5-6 IV pokemon. Two to three is good enough, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:40:01 No.20041709 Report

Quoted By: >>20041716 >>20041723 >>20041735 >>20041742

i have never in my life played pokemon, those games are for kids, i just browse /vp/ because i want to fit on the board, i look on bulbapedia for things i dont understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:40:47 No.20041716 Report

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>>20041709
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:41:10 No.20041723 Report

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>>20041709
>those games are for kids
How's middle school?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:42:37 No.20041735 Report

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>>20041709
>lying on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:42:39 No.20041736 Report

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i almost always lie and make up bullshit when i upload stuff into the GTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:42:53 No.20041742 Report

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>>20041709
I was three seconds away from turning off my computer and going to sleep but I had to come back and ask why your even here in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:42:53 No.20041743 Report

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>>20041190
I judge Pokémon solely by their design and I don't feel any kind of attraction for any of them. Yes, I use Pokémon that I don't like.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:42:55 No.20041744 Report

Quoted By: >>20041760 >>20041782

Im afraid the skeleton inside me is going to kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:43:00 No.20041745 Report

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>>20041576
What would you want to erp as?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:43:33 No.20041749 Report

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>>20041644
because it's dumb

>speed boost
>spam protect

and wow, someone beat me in random battle doing that. i sure need to get good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:43:41 No.20041751 Report

Quoted By: >>20041840 >>20041874 >>20041883

>>20041641

I had a folder that had one porn pic of each female protagonist, gym leader, elite four, and champion, in gen order, starting with Leaf and ending with Diantha. I would sometimes fap my way through the "league," and challenge myself to get all the way through. When I made it through, I deleted the folder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:43:43 No.20041753 Report

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I have a girlfriend and I already have hold her hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:43:59 No.20041758 Report

Quoted By: >>20041788

I ERP as a horny as fuck lopunny that loves to breed
The first dude I screwed was a drapion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:44:02 No.20041760 Report

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>>20041744
>Having a skeleton inside of you
>1786 and some change

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:44:02 No.20041761 Report

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I've only Jewed somebody on the GTS once or twice, and I feel really bad for cheating the poor bugger who fell prey to my greed.
I can't being myself to do it again.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:46:01 No.20041782 Report

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>>20041744
It's more likely than you think, anon.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:46:57 No.20041788 Report

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>>20041758
>>20041745
>>20041576
What the fuck does erp even mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:48:09 No.20041798 Report

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>>20041788
erotic role play

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:48:26 No.20041801 Report

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>>20041788

Erotic Role Play

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:48:26 No.20041802 Report

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>>20041782
Holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:48:29 No.20041803 Report

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>>20041788
It's an onomatopoeia for burping

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:48:51 No.20041806 Report

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>>20041745
Well, Emolga would be one.

>>20041788
Erotic Role Play

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:49:09 No.20041810 Report

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>>20041788
Extremely ronery pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:51:58 No.20041836 Report

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>>20041806
now I want to fuck someone cosplaying as emolga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:52:02 No.20041837 Report

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>>20041782
the skeleton are fighting back
they are trying to take control

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:52:16 No.20041840 Report

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>>20041751
That...that's funny as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:55:10 No.20041867 Report

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>>20041716
Because i can
>>20041723
I don't know, you tell me fag
>>20041735
;c)
>>20041742
Good night anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:55:53 No.20041874 Report

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>>20041751
I wish I was creative

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:56:53 No.20041881 Report

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I'm ashamed I'll never get to continue my pokemon comic stuff, I've lost everything twice and I just don't want to continue like that, I don't eve think there's interest in anything like it anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:56:55 No.20041883 Report

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>>20041751
The /vp/ challenge, gotta try it someday
i dont think i can make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:57:52 No.20041892 Report

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>>20041576
I've also wanted to do Pokémon-oriented ERP, but have only wanted to do it if there's a Pokémon involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:58:25 No.20041893 Report

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>>20041190
I 'm a /tg/diy/fit/ fag and Ijust browse /vp/ at work. I have never owned a nintendo console. I didn't even bother to get an emulator for B&W2 and X&Y. The closest I've come to catching them all was in FRLG on VBA link, and that was without Mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 04:58:26 No.20041894 Report

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I know it's been inb4'd already, but I've never caught them all, nor have I ever had any interest in catching them all.

I've never beaten Red.

I love /v/ and find the constant arguing and shitposting hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:01:37 No.20041928 Report

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I didn't realize Flannery's gym had two floors until today

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:01:39 No.20041931 Report

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>>20041491
They're just dreams, and awesome dreams at that. I am jealous that I haven't gone surfing in Slateport with Swampert.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:02:51 No.20041944 Report

Quoted By: >>20041968 >>20042020

>>20041190

I, not even 5 minutes ago, may have just let my girlfriend talk me into purchasing a Lucario fursuit and fucking her in the ass while she pretends to be Korrina

Also we team rocket ERP in real life, and I'm her admin. She openly refers to me in public as her admin and we've officially entered the kinky BDSM stage of our relationship

I fucking love Whimsicott, and I'm black

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:03:27 No.20041951 Report

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As im trying to go to sleep, I start thinking up all these scenarios and stories in my head. Then they just get stuck up their because I cant story or draw or anything.
Its why I always request shit so much in the drawthread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:05:13 No.20041968 Report

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>>20041944
lies or not. this is god beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:06:50 No.20041987 Report

Quoted By: >>20042001

>>20041806
What would you want Emolga to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:07:59 No.20042001 Report

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>>20041987
Stop, make a fake email if you want to continue this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:08:35 No.20042007 Report

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>>20041867
>called out for being underaged
>"N-no, you"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:09:43 No.20042020 Report

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>>20041944
I'd never do that shit, but props for having a girl who's down for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2014 05:10:43 No.20042032 Report

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>>20041951
When I'm trying to sleep, I end up imagining scenarios of me traveling different regions as a trainer. I think about where I would be right now, and whether I'd be sleeping under the stars or in a Pokemon Center, and which Pokemon I'd have out.

I like to think that I would meet Hilbert or Wally along the way and travel with them. I have entire personalities for them that I've pretty much made up myself.

I also have a positive confession. MSP guy's threads have inspired me to learn drawing. I hope I can do it.

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