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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:46:13 No.20074553 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20074568 >>20074578 >>20074586 >>20074606 >>20075437 >>20079846 >>20079867 >>20086567 >>20086602 >>20089169 >>20089211

>Critical hit and flinch
ITT stuff that only ever happens to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:47:08 No.20074568 Report

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>>20074553
>5 Critical succession move hits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:48:09 No.20074578 Report

Quoted By: >>20074594

>>20074553
>missing a 100% accurate move

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:49:25 No.20074586 Report

Quoted By: >>20074595 >>20094265

>>20074553
>have a pokemon with Focus Sash on the field
>gets hit and lives with one HP
>also gets burned or poisoned by the enemy's move

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:51:29 No.20074594 Report

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>>20074578
Happened to me twice in a row in Battle Maison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:51:34 No.20074595 Report

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>>20074586
This to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:53:28 No.20074606 Report

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>>20074553
>Fire Blast crit leaves you with a burn
>30% HP
>Substitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:54:23 No.20074610 Report

Quoted By: >>20074619 >>20089226

>New game
>still at sixth gym
>had an arcanine (got the growlithe from a friend which was holding a king's rock which I'd later to use to get a kingdra)
>passerby wants to battle
>accept and battle with in game team
>down to the last pokemon
>arcanine against garchomp
>extreme speed
>garchomp flinched
>extreme speed
>garchomp flinched
>extreme speed
>garchomp flinched
>extre speed
>garchomp fainted
What the fuck. I think the other guy raged.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:55:04 No.20074618 Report

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>playing white 2
>trying to capture a magnemite for an ingame run
>takes an unusual amount of time but one finally shows up
>double crit it to death
>10 or so encounters later, a second one finally appears
>it breaks out of 4 Poke Balls, dispite being on red health and paralized
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 11:55:48 No.20074619 Report

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>>20074610

>Kings Rock
>Kingdra

Anon, I've got news for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:01:52 No.20074655 Report

Quoted By: >>20074665 >>20074672

>trying to set up sub
>stone edge
>hits
>hits
>hits
>hits

>i try to focus blast
>miss
>miss
>miss
>killed by crit sheer cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:03:03 No.20074665 Report

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>>20074655
Your fault for using focus miss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:03:43 No.20074672 Report

Quoted By: >>20076552

>>20074655
>killed by crit sheer cold
OHKO moves can crit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:04:14 No.20074673 Report

Quoted By: >>20074693

In the nine 6v6 battles I brought my Mienshao to today, he didn't land a single High Jump Kick.

I'm replacing him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:04:26 No.20074674 Report

Quoted By: >>20074750

>Random Battle
>My Kingdra vs SpeedBoostchicken
>Rain Dance
>It used Protect
>Waterfall
>Protect
>Hi Jump Kick
>Critical Hit
>Kingdra dead
>Go Azumarill!
>Aqua Jet
>Blaziken hung on to its Focus Sash!
>Hi Break my back kick
>Critical hit
>Azumarill fainted
>Forfeit because scizor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:07:03 No.20074693 Report

Quoted By: >>20074698

>>20074673
I used a Lopunny in White 2. He didn't miss a single Jump Kick throughout the entire story. I later trained it to level 100 and I've transferred it to X. He's yet to miss a single Jump Kick.

He's now my favourite Pokémon.

>He

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:07:58 No.20074698 Report

Quoted By: >>20074703 >>20074789 >>20074818

>>20074693
>Caring about a Pokémon's gender outside of breeding purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:08:29 No.20074703 Report

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>>20074698
I don't care, but everyone else seems to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:10:49 No.20074716 Report

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>Foe used Thunder
>X is paralyzed!
>X used Toxic
>But it missed!
>Predict a switch
>X is fully paralyzed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:17:18 No.20074750 Report

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>>20074674
BULLET PUNCH BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:23:51 No.20074789 Report

Quoted By: >>20074812 >>20074817 >>20074850

>>20074698
>not wanting your best bros to be male

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:26:09 No.20074812 Report

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>>20074789
Bro's a bro, I don't care if they've got a micky or gowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:27:03 No.20074817 Report

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>>20074789
Somehow I have this problem. I always want my bros to be male. Started a new run on X the other day and got a female chespin.

Without a doubt I softreseted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:27:04 No.20074818 Report

Quoted By: >>20074830 >>20074981 >>20075464 >>20079960 >>20080198 >>20089209

>>20074698
>Wanting a male eeveelution
>Wanting a male milotic
>Wanting a male feminine pokemon
>Wanting a male Goodra

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:28:07 No.20074824 Report

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>Sends out a sash mon
>Tryanitar pocket sand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:29:33 No.20074830 Report

Quoted By: >>20079889

>>20074818
>Wanting a Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:33:09 No.20074850 Report

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>>20074789
>not wanting cute female slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:38:46 No.20074895 Report

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>finally hatched a shiny espurr
>female

>finally hatched a shiny sableye
>stall

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 12:49:41 No.20074981 Report

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>>20074818
I breed every pokemon until I get a male with desired IVs. That includes goodra, eeveelutions and milotic. Excludes Kanga of course lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 13:56:24 No.20075437 Report

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>>20074553
>Confusion lasts 100000 turns for me
>1 turn for opponent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 13:59:15 No.20075459 Report

Quoted By: >>20080987

>attack turn 1
>2/3 gone

>attack turn 2
>crit

t-thanks...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 13:59:54 No.20075464 Report

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>>20074818
>Not wanting QT Traps.
Anon pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 14:00:06 No.20075467 Report

Quoted By: >>20079805 >>20079814 >>20079861

My Medicham missed 5 hi-jumpkicks in a row and died:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 15:59:12 No.20076552 Report

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>>20074672
If this was the battle mansion the it probably would've

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:00:47 No.20079805 Report

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>>20075467
It would have died if you missed two. A missed hi-jump kick takes of 50%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:01:16 No.20079814 Report

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>>20075467
This just shows how much of a shitmon it is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:03:14 No.20079846 Report

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>>20074553
>tfw when it happens to your opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:04:16 No.20079861 Report

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>>20075467
>using a high risk move
>whining when it doesn't pay off

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:04:36 No.20079867 Report

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>>20074553
>opponent lives attack from full health with 1% HP left
>no sash

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:05:24 No.20079887 Report

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>any of the 2-5 hit moves

>you use it
>hits twice

>They use it
>all 5 hit, and he gets a crit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:05:28 No.20079889 Report

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>>20074830
>hear people talk about how good Goodra is for a rain team, before all the shitposting
>train one myself
>turns out to be shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:05:45 No.20079893 Report

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>playing bw2
>try out Absol
>the entire time I'm using him he's pissing me off from dying all the time and having shit luck
>get to water gym
>send out Absol on Starmie
>confuse ray
>Absol hits itself 4 times in a row to confusion and kills itself
>rage and release the Absol, replace it with mienfoo
>never looked back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:07:46 No.20079920 Report

Quoted By: >>20080067 >>20085152 >>20093707

I once got 6-0'd by a scarfed Togekiss.

He literally did nothing but spam Air Slash from turn 1 and I wasn't carrying Bullet Punch on that particular team so half of them went down in 2/3 slashes (all of which flinched, of course) and the rest got flinched to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:10:16 No.20079960 Report

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>>20074818
I got a Male Milotic and named him Libra.
Works so fucking well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:15:47 No.20080067 Report

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>>20079920
The person who 6-0ed you could've been me :^) I've used a full team of choice scarf togekisses against random passerbys before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:20:09 No.20080140 Report

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>Miss a fucking Fire Blast in the sun
>Then proceed to get crit'd with Rock Slide

I blame the Maison for being a cheating piece of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:21:46 No.20080170 Report

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> Golurk used Rock Slide
> The opposing Charizard Y avoided the attack!
> The opposing Talonflame avoided the attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 21:23:22 No.20080198 Report

Quoted By: >>20084970

>>20074818
>Wanting a female Wobuffet
>Wanting a female Machamp
>Wanting a female Alakazam
>Wanting a Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Jul 2014 22:03:49 No.20080987 Report

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>>20075459
all the time...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 02:47:26 No.20084970 Report

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>>20080198

Evan 4425-1466-4114 Fairy(Togepi/Jigglypuff/Clefairy)

Evan 4425-1466-4114 Fairy(Togepi/Jigglypuff/Clefairy) Sat 19 Jul 2014 02:49:08 No.20084995 Report

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Thunder lands 4 consecutive times
First two paralyze
second two crit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 03:00:30 No.20085152 Report

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>>20079920
I feel ya brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 03:06:07 No.20085241 Report

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>Scald
>100% chance to burn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 04:43:16 No.20086515 Report

Quoted By: >>20086582

>Playing with friend on showdown doubles
>He uses rock slide
>both pokemon flinch 10 times in a row

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 04:45:59 No.20086567 Report

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>>20074553
>may or may not have used Sunny Day
>enemy used Thunder
>it hits
>enemy used Thunder
>it hits
What sorcery is this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 04:46:51 No.20086582 Report

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>>20086515
>Playing with same friend
>Send out something weak to ground, can't remember what
>Use physical attack on his pokemon
>Red card activated
>Switches to mega Zard Y
>He used earth power

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 04:48:21 No.20086602 Report

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>>20074553
>confusion makes my pokemon hit itself every turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 04:51:32 No.20086636 Report

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>Battle Maison
>down to Scarf T-tar
>enemy has Garchomp
>locked into Rockslide
>flinch opponent often enough or
>Chomp uses Sandstorm or
>or I'm bulky enough to take the hit
>last Slide I need to flinch to win
>doesn't flinch
>I loose

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 05:14:06 No.20086908 Report

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>battling Grant during a wonderlocke
>his tyrunt is infatuated thanks to my Sylveon's Cute Charm
>my sylveon is paralysed thanks to his Amaura
>Tyrunt is in love!
>Tyrunt used Stomp!
>Sylveon flinched!
>Tyrunt is in love!
>Tyrunt used Stomp!
>Sylveon flinched!
>Tyrunt is in love!
>Tyrunt used Stomp!
>Sylveon flinched!
>Tyrunt is in love!
>Tyrunt can't attack!
>Sylveon is fully paralysed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:29:22 No.20089169 Report

Quoted By:

>>20074553
>First time playing Pokemon Red
>First battle with rival
>Get rekted by a critical hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:34:24 No.20089209 Report

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>>20074818
Male eevee:
Jolteon, Flareon,

Female eevee:
Vaporeon, Leafeon, Sylveon, Glaceon

either:
Espeon, Umbreon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:34:42 No.20089211 Report

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>>20074553
>stuff that only ever happens to you
>low accuracy movies always work
i like it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:36:30 No.20089226 Report

Quoted By:

>>20074610
things that did not happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:41:01 No.20089253 Report

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>put to sleep
>confused
>wake up
>hit self
>back to sleep
>snap out of confusion
>confused
>wake up
>hit self
>repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 09:48:45 No.20089299 Report

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>Turn 1
>Opponent used Ice Beam!
>X is frozen solid!

It happens EVERY TIME and always with the first Ice Beam used in the match

Best thing that happened to me was when someone tricked a Choice Band onto my Primeape in randoms and I proceeded to rape his team with Stone Edge. 8 Stone Edges, 8 hits, usually I miss about half of them. Plus I got to take down his last pokemon with Struggle it was amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 12:24:59 No.20089971 Report

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I hate critical hits when it happens in my favor, only because i dont know if the actual attack was strong enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 17:15:36 No.20092400 Report

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I once watched my friend's Alomomola get critted, poisoned, and flinch all in the same turn from a Poison Jab coming from a Stench Skuntank.

Getting a critical hit in gen 6 is a 6.25% chance.
Getting a Poison from Poison Jab is a 30% chance.
Getting a flinch from Stench is a 10% chance.

Every single one of those stacked on the turn right after he lost another poke to a critical hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 18:58:12 No.20093707 Report

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>>20079920
My friend did this once. It was painful to watch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 19:52:07 No.20094265 Report

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>>20074586
>the foe's Mega Charizard x used Inferno!
My poor Brolipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 21:22:47 No.20095274 Report

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Anyone who thinks Rest Talk sets are viable can eat shit. I had a Mega Mawile with rest, sleep talk, iron head and play rough, and sleep talk chose rest 6 times in a row. I have never been so fucking mad at anything in this game before. Rest Talk is a fucking joke.

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