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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:24:15 No.20087754 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20087964 >>20088769 >>20088882

>Battle spot
>some japanese "girl"
>See a lot of pokemon with a fighting weakness
>I have staraptor and smogonbird
>Open Staraptor
>Opponent opens mega venusour
>Venusour, come back
>Go, tyaranitar!
>Staraptor used close combat!
>Connection with the other trainer was lost
>Mfw
Also, wifi battle humor thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:29:51 No.20087824 Report

Quoted By: >>20087864 >>20087868 >>20087895 >>20087924 >>20088134

Oh shit. I just battled the embodiment of Smogon. (And Won)

He had
>Smogonfrog
>Smogonsword
>Smogonbird

Rotom and Greninja took care of them though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:32:45 No.20087864 Report

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>>20087824
Theres something so good about cleaning up a smogon cookie cutter team. Like people think that anyone can win with the mons and sets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:33:00 No.20087868 Report

Quoted By: >>20088161 >>20091803

>>20087824
> I'll counter with my own SmogonFrog and SmogonLaundromat!

Nice tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:34:52 No.20087895 Report

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>>20087824
He also battled one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:37:21 No.20087924 Report

Quoted By: >>20087957

>>20087824
So another embodyment of smogon. azumarril cresselia, and heatran. politoad cripples with a scald burn, opponent switches into cresselia and does some lunar dance shit, brings back azumarril. azumaril takes down politoad. Heliolisk survives an aqua jet (dry skin ftw) and nails it with thunder. heatran is left. Toxic. Hit and switch between kingdra and heliolisk minimizes toxic damage and takes it down with ease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:39:28 No.20087957 Report

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>>20087924
That was a very poor job you did telling that story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:40:08 No.20087964 Report

Quoted By: >>20087992

>>20087754
>implying a play that risks your entire game by basing your decision on a linear reading of what your opponent will do is good
gtfo scrub, that was a balls deep dumb play, you don't even know anything about your opponent.

Also
>DailyMission tab on pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:43:12 No.20087992 Report

Quoted By: >>20088166

>>20087964
How was it a play that would risk my game? A scarfed staraptor would be locked into brave bird and it would have bounced off of tyranitar. It was obvious he would use tyranitar for the probable smogonbird. Are you so dumb that you dont know what an obvious bait is? Mega venusour is only hurt by flying

Justin FC: 2595-2154-9760 FS:Ice(Beartic, Spheal, Dewgong)

Justin FC: 2595-2154-9760 FS:Ice(Beartic, Spheal, Dewgong) Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:44:24 No.20088006 Report

Quoted By: >>20088023 >>20088064

>play against jap girl
> opens with reunculus
>gliscor subs
>reunculus tries to trick
>"but it failed!"
>baton pass to charizard x and set up 2 dragon dances uninterrupted
> proceed to sweep her team - smogonsword, and azumarill

I was masturbating to the thought of the twisted look on her face after charizard survived a choiced aqua jet and OHKO'd back with flare blitz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:46:06 No.20088023 Report

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>>20088006
I would fap too, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:50:42 No.20088064 Report

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>>20088006
>be proud of a win when hiding behind subs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:56:20 No.20088108 Report

Quoted By: >>20088877

>showdown
>only pokemon left is gliscor, opponent has at least 3 pokemon left
>say my ggs in preparation to lose
>gliscor outspeeds and kills the first mon
>protect, heals more than enough to survive a hit and ohko the second mon
>same deal with the last one
>feel like a jackass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 06:59:47 No.20088134 Report

Quoted By: >>20088161

>>20087824
Hey guys I beat this smogon team with my bros Smogon wash and smogonfrog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:02:18 No.20088161 Report

Quoted By: >>20088341

>>20087868
>>20088134
>tfw I genuinely liked greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:03:03 No.20088166 Report

Quoted By: >>20088193 >>20088212 >>20088769

>>20087992
If you lock CC into a mega venusaur you're in serious trouble. If they didn't switch you're in serious trouble, meaning you needed them to switch. They could easily call you like you called them. A U-turn was the better play.

Mega venusaur is also hurt by psychic, for the record.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:07:07 No.20088193 Report

Quoted By: >>20088324

>>20088166
Its called if I guess wrong switch. I also said one of the weaknesses is flying. Besides u-turn was not the better option when you consider its rock paper scissors basically. If I u-turned I would have to guess all over again. Besides ass hat the third mon was empoleon anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:09:29 No.20088212 Report

Quoted By: >>20088324 >>20088664

>>20088166
Besides that the fuck will venusour do, leech seed me, toxic me, petal dance me? Again its called switch out at that point if im wrong. U-turn would be another rock paper scissors deal. Same chance of being fucked by U-turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:22:51 No.20088324 Report

Quoted By: >>20088769 >>20092407

>>20088193
>>20088212

252+ SpA Mega Venusaur Sludge Bomb vs. -1 4 HP / 0 SpD Staraptor: 183-216 (113.6 - 134.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Yeah you would've lost. You juggle rock paper scissors until you can corner them, that's the point, otherwise you'll just win a third of them. U-Turn can't fuck you at all in this circumstance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 07:25:40 No.20088341 Report

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>>20088161
That's not the point, the point is that he used Smogon to beat Smogon then dissed the other guy for using Smogon tactics.

He was no different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:05:22 No.20088664 Report

Quoted By: >>20088769

>>20088212
Sleep Powder, dumbshit

Qwerty 0903-3834-4470

Qwerty 0903-3834-4470 Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:18:23 No.20088769 Report

Quoted By: >>20089008

>>20088664
>>20088324
>>20088166
>>20087754
>Someone makes correct prediction in competitive game
>People calling them retarded for making correct prediction
>mfw pokemon is a game of predicting properly, making obvious/too safe plays will loose you the match
>mfw U-Turn would have been a garbage move to use, even tho super effective on T-Tar.
Come on guys, seriously? Is every one here this fucking stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:29:13 No.20088840 Report

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>playing on showdown
>have politoed out
>burn his xatu with scald and eventually KO it
>KOs his (burned) lucario when I protect and he uses HJK
>sends out Aegislash and says "Kill this fucking bitch"
>tfw i do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:35:27 No.20088877 Report

Quoted By: >>20088907 >>20091708

>>20088108
This same thing with my clefable.
>Opponent faints my 2 other pokemon because i suck at predicting
>Send out clefable stall
>They poison it
>Magic Guard ftw
>Use cosmic power as their aegislash uses swords dance.
>Soft boil stall the aegislash while cosmic powering at full health
>Use knock off to kill aegislash after 20 turns of stalling and using knock off after he uses kings shield
>he sends out Poliwrath
>Uses close combat on my fairy clefable
>Use dazzling gleam twice to kill it
>he sends out Talonflame with Priority ability
>usses brave bird + flareblitz
>Heal it all back
>Use dazzling gleam still
>he forfeits

I felt like a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:35:46 No.20088882 Report

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>>20087754
My personal favorite:
>Mega Gengar used Substitute!
>Exploud used Boomburst!
>Mega Gengar fainted!
>Connection with the other trainer is lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:40:07 No.20088907 Report

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>>20088877
Also, opponent was bad. Didn't have a single steel move on aegislash, which would have prevented me from setting up clefable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 08:55:54 No.20089008 Report

Quoted By: >>20091708

>>20088769
If you think it's a game of linear prediction you are the people that gives singles a terrible name.

Nilus IGN:0559-7044-6157

Nilus IGN:0559-7044-6157 Sat 19 Jul 2014 15:35:48 No.20091194 Report

Quoted By: >>20092069

> be me challenging my acquaintances so that I can friend them
>battle some guy 6 on 6
>clearly a better battler then me but I still don't let up
>manage to get him on his last Pokemon
>me thinking how awesome this match has been and that I'm glad to have battIed him
>thinking about howi can use this battle as a sweet Mach battle later
>connection times out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:22:57 No.20091708 Report

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>>20088877
> Dazzling Gleam on a clefable
> Not Moonblast

>>20089008
Take your big words and shove 'em where they belong. He made the right move, because any other move woulda had worse results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:30:56 No.20091803 Report

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>>20087868
>SmogonLaundromat

Nice

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:38:15 No.20091892 Report

Quoted By: >>20092122

I have won multiple battles simply because the opponent grossly misjudges what Vivillon is capable of.
>bring in Vivillon as my last pokemon, expect to eat an attack from my definitely-faster opponent and get OHKOd
>uses a recovery move to patch up prior damage
>eats a Sleep Powder
>sweep

>a different battle, bring in Vivillon
>opponent switches into something else that may or may not be more effective at punching through Vivillon's silk paper defenses
>eats a Sleep Powder
>sweep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:48:39 No.20092027 Report

Quoted By: >>20092122

>OP makes a high risk high reward scenario instead of low risk, low reward
>thread shits on him for it
Its called a gamble you fucks. Some times it pays off, some times it back fires, thats a high risk high reward scenario.

>stop playing the game differently than me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:49:07 No.20092036 Report

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>ITT: butthurt fags that cant predict

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:51:39 No.20092069 Report

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>>20091194
>Mach battle
Do you mean "mock battle"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 16:55:15 No.20092122 Report

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>>20091892
That is beautiful.
>>20092027
B-but Pokemon isn't about taking your chances, Anon! It's about constantly hitting with 100% accuracy moves from high-stat teams!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 17:15:55 No.20092407 Report

Quoted By: >>20095793

>>20088324
>Leaving in mega venusour against a staraptor
Yeah your a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2014 22:12:19 No.20095793 Report

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>>20092407
your

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