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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:20:12 No.20101178 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20101201 >>20101404 >>20101428 >>20102665 >>20104504 >>20104570 >>20104682 >>20104731 >>20105944 >>20106009 >>20107212

>The PokeDex is now produced and manufactured by Apple

what kind of changes would they do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:22:15 No.20101198 Report

Quoted By: >>20104695

it's white and expensive but you get your dick sucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:22:36 No.20101201 Report

Quoted By: >>20104590 >>20106717

>>20101178
>To unlock the Mountain Dex, please pay 0.99

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:23:49 No.20101208 Report

Quoted By: >>20104548

You'd only have data for about 20 Pokemon at first and would need a new one every 3 months when they add another 10-15

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:24:28 No.20101216 Report

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>works about as well as the older models
>has a "sleek" aluminum coating
>for only 45000 more pokebucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:25:33 No.20101227 Report

Quoted By: >>20101418 >>20106717

>Each Pokemon data collected costs 2.99 each

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:26:16 No.20101235 Report

Quoted By: >>20101269 >>20106717

>PokeDex all come in the same build and finish = Metallic Silver

>Must pay a yearly or monthly subscription fee of 9.99 in-order to continue using the PokeDex service by Apple

>Pay AppleCare ($149) in-order to protect your PokeDex from heat/water/humidity damage due to Pokemon Battles

>Professor Oak charges you for a PokeDex since he's now technically an Apple Genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:26:30 No.20101236 Report

Quoted By: >>20106717

>If you Catch a Pokemon you must wait 5 weeks for the data to be written and you can only Catch 1 Pokemon a week, OR YOU CAN FINISH IT NOW FOR 500 POKEGEMS!(AKA 5 Dollars)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:28:49 No.20101269 Report

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>>20101235
>metallic silver

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:31:24 No.20101296 Report

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I'd make a joke about how you would be able to pay for pokedex entries without putting in effort, but powersaves is a thing, so, y'know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:42:01 No.20101404 Report

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>>20101178
you get a Starbucks coupon on every capture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:43:02 No.20101418 Report

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>>20101227
>$3 * 721 = $2,163
>excluding tax
Jesus fucking christ no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:43:59 No.20101428 Report

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>>20101178
I'd complain about discussing unrealistic scenarios but people on this board exaggerate scenarios all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 04:53:53 No.20101534 Report

Quoted By: >>20105386

> Drop pokédex a total of three feet
> Screen cracked

> Forget the password to your pokédex because they do the bullshit caps-and-numbers-and-squirrel sounds thing
> Okay, what was the nickname of your very first 'mon?
> Can't remember?
> Into the trash you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 06:31:44 No.20102665 Report

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>>20101178
>expensive and shiny
>in order to have the same functionality as the competing Pokedex it must be jailbroken
>can only obtain 10 Pokedex entries per day
>or you can pay $0.99 per entry to bypass the limit
>entries purchased for one game cannot be transferred to another and must be repurchased

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:01:11 No.20104504 Report

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>>20101178

You don't get the entries for the Pokémon you caught unless you captured them in iBalls. Which cost twice the regular price and all have the regular Pokéball catch rate multiplicator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:02:40 No.20104511 Report

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You drop it from a height of two inches onto a soft surface such as a blanket and it breaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:09:30 No.20104542 Report

Quoted By: >>20104639

The iDex 6 is out, it has a larger screen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:10:32 No.20104548 Report

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>>20101208
> yfw this is basically what Nintendo did with their shitty iOS Pokedex app

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:14:33 No.20104570 Report

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>>20101178
> interface actually usable unlike everything game freak shits out
> ridiculous price

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:19:53 No.20104590 Report

Quoted By: >>20104699

>>20101201
We're talking Apple, not EA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:33:03 No.20104639 Report

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>>20104542
>6 months later
>the iDex light!
>now with a smaller screen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:42:09 No.20104682 Report

Quoted By: >>20104743

>>20101178
>User Friendly as fuck but when you finish the game and try to get the national dex update, it's not compatible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:44:43 No.20104695 Report

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>>20101198
By hipster faggots*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:45:44 No.20104699 Report

Quoted By: >>20106717

>>20104590
Yeah, so more like $0.99 per 'mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:51:48 No.20104731 Report

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>>20101178
>Introducing the iDex! Records all the information on Pokemon from the Kanto region!
>"But what about the other regions?"
>The iDex has revolutionary new technology called the viewable graphic window, now with retina display!
>"So a high resolution screen-Wait what about the other Pokemon!"
>The iDex records a Pokemons base description and is read aloud by Siri!
>"What about weight, height, cries, footprints and habitat?"
>The iDex also works using 4G LTE and can be yours for just 600000Poke!
>"Fucking why"
>It's white and if you dont buy it people will call you a hipster!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 11:54:42 No.20104743 Report

Quoted By: >>20106737

>>20104682
>I'm sorry, but that iDex is last generation and this OS update containing more Pokemon information is not compatible
>If you would like to have access to said Pokemon information, upgrade now to the current generation of iDex with our Apple Geniuses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 14:03:13 No.20105386 Report

Quoted By: >>20107101

>>20101534
>can't remember the nickname of your first 'mon
git gud
firemonkey the infernape
captcha: sibeoto attachment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 14:06:49 No.20105417 Report

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You have to sync it with dextunes™ each time before new entries can be recognized.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 14:46:52 No.20105732 Report

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>It starts running slow after a few Pokémon registered
>You have to charge it via USB, regular charger an aditional 40$
>You get advertisements on the botom of the screen
>Comes only with basic features, Pokémon flavour text and details cost 2$ each (Available in regional bundles)
>Cannot be synced with your local professor's database, must use the Apple iDex Cloud
>Pokédex is expanded to over 2000+, featuring user created low quality fakemon clones.
>Provides Ease of Location Access, to make sure everyone knows where you are, and if you are about to catch that legendary Pokémon.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 15:15:14 No.20105944 Report

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>>20101178
>Can no longer connect it to the PC and need to fly to the professor to show it to them
>When you upgrade it to the national dex, it erases all of the data you had up until then
>A new cafe in Lumiose appears where a bunch of faggots sit silently and look up pokemon just to look cool
>Each year they make a new one that does the same thing, but they stop updating the old one when new pokemon are discovered.
>mfw half of these are true already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 15:21:45 No.20106009 Report

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>>20101178
>also works as a camera
>and a phone
>internet capabilities
>can play games on it
>can scan barcodes with it
>can check your position in the world with it
>can check the weather
>can check sports updates
>can check social media
>its quality as an actual Pokedex is mediocre at best
>costs P60000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 16:30:12 No.20106717 Report

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>>20101201
>>20101227
>>20101235
>>20101236
>>20104699
The only thing Apple has in-app purchases for is GarageBand. And that's for additional instruments.
Since when did Apple become a bad free-to-play game developer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 16:31:34 No.20106737 Report

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>>20104743
Ironic considering the majority of Android phones don't even get one update, let alone three or four, like with iOS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 16:32:35 No.20106748 Report

Quoted By: >>20106769 >>20107116 >>20107219

This thread is full of retards. Has anyone here actually ever used an Apple device or are you basing this on shit you've heard about them? Because that's really what it sounds like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 16:34:23 No.20106769 Report

Quoted By: >>20108787

>>20106748
nofunallowed.png

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 17:04:22 No.20107101 Report

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>>20105386
>first pokemon was infernape
>named a fire-type money "firemonkey"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 17:05:44 No.20107116 Report

Quoted By:

>>20106748
Steve Jobs' ghost pls go and stay go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 17:15:45 No.20107212 Report

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>>20101178
It will be needlessly expensive for no reason

you could just scan a pokemon, or pay 99 cents to have it added to your dex

You can sync your dex to the computer using iNDEX, and you can view other people's dex's if they are in range

It will only be in white and black

Voice Recognition Dex Searches from Dexii

Each year, they'll release another dex that's only marginally better than the previous years. By the time gen 7 rolls around, we will be using iDex 9GTS Edition with HoloCaster FaceTime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 17:17:01 No.20107219 Report

Quoted By: >>20107313

>>20106748
Beyond the iPod why would I even want to own any other Apple device?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 17:25:56 No.20107313 Report

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>>20107219
There are better tablets than the IPod

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2014 19:13:46 No.20108787 Report

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>>20106769
No, but seriously. Nobody seems to understand what the fuck Apple products are actually like. Apple aren't the ones who make shitty freemium games which are simple counters which you can pay for speed increases or whatever. Yes, unfortunately they allow them on the App Store, but they're not the ones who actually develop those games.

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