Something about the potential concept of Professor Sycamore losing all sexual control and ferociously lusting after his own arguably underaged student turns me on a weird, freaky taboo way. She'd be hesitant and unsure at first because he's old enough to be her dad, but his charms will coax her into becoming a smitten, lusty girl that wants him as much as he does her. From then on people'll hear noises coming from the closet during the work day but no one'll ever question it.

ITT: Disturbing Pokemon-related thoughts you've had.