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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:50:50 No.20153614 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20153702 >>20153878 >>20154401 >>20158061 >>20158312

>Pokemon will never be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:51:52 No.20153639 Report

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>autism is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:53:12 No.20153656 Report

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But I have it right here on my 3DS.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:53:52 No.20153668 Report

Quoted By: >>20153676

And that's a great thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:54:23 No.20153676 Report

Quoted By: >>20153701 >>20153706

>>20153668
Care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:54:48 No.20153680 Report

Quoted By: >>20153689

tfw no pokebro to live with

would battles be game style or anime style?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:55:12 No.20153689 Report

Quoted By: >>20153697

>>20153680
Anime style, definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:55:55 No.20153697 Report

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>>20153689
I can go all out karenfagging and pick qts and bros then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:09 No.20153701 Report

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>>20153676
They are boring and would fuck up the ecosystem.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:15 No.20153702 Report

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>>20153614

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:38 No.20153706 Report

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>>20153676
Not him, but it would be real easy to get killed by most pokemon.

And having a bunch of god beasts roaming around with cause a lot more environmental trauma than say, an elephant or a wolf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:43 No.20153709 Report

Quoted By: >>20153721 >>20153764

Why would you want any pokemon around with all of those ghost types around? Don't you know how dangerous those fuckers are? It would explain why all of the cities are fucking empty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:48 No.20153710 Report

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>>20153701
If they were real, the ecosystem would already be based around them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:56:53 No.20153713 Report

Quoted By: >>20153740

>You will never go on a Pokemon journey with your two best friends.
or
>you will never go on an adventure alone then meet people along the to travel with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:57:05 No.20153717 Report

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>>20153701
>They are boring
>Is on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:57:17 No.20153721 Report

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>>20153709
Care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:57:38 No.20153728 Report

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>>20153701
you're on the wrong board idiot

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:57:50 No.20153732 Report

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They make us love our Pokemon and that makes the separation that much more bitter.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:57:57 No.20153734 Report

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>>20153710
Then it would be even worse. They suck compared to animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:58:28 No.20153739 Report

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>You will never get to ride on the back of your fuckhuge bro pokemon just exploring mountains and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:58:39 No.20153740 Report

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>>20153713
>2 of my bros I went to highschool with are way into pokemon too

I'm fucking sorted.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:59:13 No.20153745 Report

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>>20153721
Have you not read their dex entries? Read the info on a ghost type, any ghost type like pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 18:59:59 No.20153749 Report

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>>20153732
Nintendo would be doomed, that's for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:00:36 No.20153760 Report

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>>20153749
>what is Nintendogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:00:53 No.20153764 Report

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>>20153701
>boring
nigger what the hell
>fuck up the ecosystem
>>20153710
>>20153709
Lets not forget the pseudos are rare, legends are mostly left alone til an idiot fucks with them and I'm pretty sure not of them intend to cause harm to people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:01:30 No.20153770 Report

Quoted By: >>20153839

Which countries would certain pokemon be native to?

IE Feraligatr being Australia and swampy Florida or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:02:00 No.20153779 Report

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>>20153745
Doesn't matter, you'd your mons to take these guys out. You could even catch one and scare children to death with it. 10/10 would live in this world.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:03:13 No.20153799 Report

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>>20153745
Okay, that's pretty spooky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:04:19 No.20153808 Report

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>>20153764
> legends are mostly left alone til an idiot fucks with them

And that's what doesn't translate to our world. It's filled with people who'd do such shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:04:28 No.20153811 Report

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>>20153779
But how could you catch one?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:05:11 No.20153820 Report

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>The pokemon fan base will always be shit tier furry fucks, pedo faggots, and complete weebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:06:26 No.20153839 Report

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>>20153770
Pokemon would be spread all over the world as common animals, but have differences in their looks and abilities depending on where they're from. Say a Pokemon is from a cold region where it's had to pack on extra fat, that Pokemon might have a higher defense than the same type of Pokemon from a warmer region. But the Pokemon from the warmer region might have a higher speed or something.

Kinda like how you can find dogs, lizards, birds, and so on all around the world, but they look at act different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:07:35 No.20153850 Report

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>>20153839
well sure I guess. Or like the anime, It could just not work that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:08:30 No.20153856 Report

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>>20153811
With your other mons. And if you have none you can start by catching a weak one, shouldn't be too hard with Pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:10:31 No.20153878 Report

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>>20153614
I don't want pokemon the way you think it works anyway. I'm happy with only what is in my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:10:55 No.20153880 Report

Quoted By: >>20153903

>>20153734
>they suck compared to animals
>>>/out/
>>>/an/

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:11:48 No.20153892 Report

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>tfw you realize the only reason parents let their kids travel the world alone with their Pokemon is because they've realized that Pokemon are extremely powerful beings of destruction, and that no reasonable person would mess with a Pokemon trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:12:23 No.20153901 Report

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>>20153856
>implying you could get pokeballs

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:12:30 No.20153903 Report

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>>20153880
Why are you so pissed about the truth?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:14:11 No.20153919 Report

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>you will never have to worry about random asshole trainers destroying your house for the 15th time because some chucklefuck used earthquake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:14:14 No.20153920 Report

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>>20153901
Pokeballs cost like $3.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:14:30 No.20153923 Report

Quoted By: >>20153963 >>20153996 >>20154011

>>20153903
as if that fucking chicken can breathe fire on lightning bolts or some shit
real animals for the most part are no more special than humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:17:40 No.20153958 Report

Quoted By: >>20153963

>>20153903
I just don't get how you're on a Pokemon board and somehow think animals with elemental powers are boring compared to regular animals. Your post doesn't even make sense in the realm of trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:18:05 No.20153962 Report

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>>20153808
Then we just get some snot nosed kid to sort it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:18:16 No.20153963 Report

Quoted By: >>20153975 >>20153976 >>20153983 >>20153989

>>20153923
>>20153958

Breathing fire and lightning bolts is 13-year-edgelord tier

Realism's where it's at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:19:44 No.20153975 Report

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>>20153963
If you believe that, then leave this board, and have fun trying to use real life animals to have turn based battles with each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:19:54 No.20153976 Report

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>>20153963
>>>/an/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:20:38 No.20153983 Report

Quoted By: >>20154020 >>20154026

>>20153963
>Realism's where it's at.
Realism is boring, it's just the same mundane shit every day.
>go to work or school
>do some activity
>hear about some war or some murder on the news
>eat
>sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:20:52 No.20153989 Report

Quoted By: >>20154020 >>20154046

>>20153963
GUYS
STOP REPLYING GOD DAMN IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS BAIT AND YOU KEEP REPLYING OH MY GOD /vp/ YOU'RE SO FUCKING EASY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:21:26 No.20153996 Report

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>>20153923
>no more special than humans

look around you, the technology you use, the house you live in, the human concepts of currency, diplomacy, morals; are you seriously suggesting we aren't more outstanding than animals?

Also before anybody says it, no I don't think animals are worthless, I love animals, but to compare us to them as equals is laughable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:22:28 No.20154010 Report

Quoted By: >>20154057

>>20153996
I think he was speaking biologically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:22:46 No.20154011 Report

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>>20153923
I've seen this gif a dozen times and only just now noticed that the gazel has a huge ass bite taken out of it's hip that spews out blood and bits. Gross.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:23:47 No.20154020 Report

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>>20153975
Using creatures to do battle is wrong. You have no heart if you think otherwise.

>>20153983
Maybe your life looks like that. There is much more beyond. Even the simplest,most mundane things in our world show great complexity and value.

>>20153989
And they'll reply to this one,too.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:24:31 No.20154026 Report

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>>20153983
you must live a seriously boring life if that's your worldview on things, I'm not even goading you, you live in the 21st century, get out of the house and find things to do, fun and exciting things, don't waste your life away with that pointless pessimism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:25:29 No.20154040 Report

Quoted By: >>20154066

>>20154020
N-chan Pokemon battle because they like. Pokemon battles are not like cock fights, they are more like Boxing.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:25:44 No.20154044 Report

Quoted By: >>20154066

>>20154020

You forgot the part where most Pokemon are compatible with humans, therefore you can just not battle with the Pokemon that don't like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:25:50 No.20154046 Report

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>>20153989
The goal of baiting/trolling is to make people think you're serious to elicit anger. This "bait" isn't even logical in the realm of its own stupidity, which is what's eliciting replies. The only thing this troll is doing right is getting people to reply, the bait itself sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:26:12 No.20154051 Report

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>>20153996
That just means we decided to make the world bend to us rather than the other way around. They are both valid approaches, but neither is superior.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:26:30 No.20154057 Report

Quoted By: >>20154070 >>20154237

>>20154010
>biologically

Oh I didn't know the human brain that conceived these things wasn't biological.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:27:33 No.20154066 Report

Quoted By: >>20154095

>>20154040
The original point was about animals,specifically cock-fighting

>>20154044
> most Pokemon are compatible with humans

Is this some furry bullshit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:28:19 No.20154070 Report

Quoted By: >>20154088 >>20154093 >>20154108

>>20154057
Come back when you know what you're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:29:24 No.20154088 Report

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>>20154070
Wow,such a strong counter-argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:29:44 No.20154093 Report

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>>20154070
>I have no way to refute you so I'll claim you're the one that doesn't know what he's talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:29:59 No.20154095 Report

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>>20154066
Oh, well that is diferent. Animals killing each other IRL is one thing but it is nothing like Pokemon battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:31:34 No.20154108 Report

Quoted By: >>20156526

>>20154070
Not same anon, but evolution decided that we were better off with a great brain and a versatile body than other stuff

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:44:37 No.20154237 Report

Quoted By: >>20154259 >>20154319

>>20154057
Yeah because animals can totally come up with these things too and are capable of thinking on the same level of humans. After all, they have brains too right?
Please learn the difference between mental and biological until then, stop posting you colossal faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:47:08 No.20154259 Report

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>>20154237
>HUMAN brain

Maybe you should get some reading comprehension you chucklefuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:50:40 No.20154301 Report

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If Pokemon were real, that would be horrible. It'd fuck up the ecosystem, for one.

If Pokemon was real, that would be great. We'd live in a fairly idealistic world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:51:04 No.20154305 Report

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Does intelligence even matter? Stuff can have no consciousness at all and still survive. Isn't that ultimately all that matters?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:52:36 No.20154319 Report

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>>20154237
>Yeah because animals can totally come up with these things too and are capable of thinking on the same level of humans. After all, they have brains too right?

>post you're quoting clearly says human brain

no anon, you are the colossal faggot.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 20:00:59 No.20154401 Report

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>>20153614

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 22:37:20 No.20156526 Report

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>>20154108

>tdw evolution decided opposable thumbs were more important that genitals three times the length of your body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2014 22:59:21 No.20156828 Report

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>>20153701
just like humans

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jul 2014 00:22:28 No.20158061 Report

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>>20153614
Feels bad man

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jul 2014 00:25:48 No.20158103 Report

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>Pokémon will never be real

>but demonic apocalypse will occur before SMT4 gets released in Europe

fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jul 2014 00:39:23 No.20158312 Report

Quoted By: >>20158704

>>20153614
It should stay that way. Any 11 year old can see the reasons for such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jul 2014 01:09:17 No.20158704 Report

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>>20158312

Well, yeah, they missed registration!

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