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Think of a Pokémon. Got it?No, fuck that. Pick something better. Got it? Alright, here it goes. You are now fighting that Pokémon in a gladiator-type arena. There is no running, hiding, or so-on. You have classic Spartan-reminiscent armor and weapons, shield, spear and all, and you will fight until someone dies in the arena - basically, "2 men enter, 1 man leaves". How well do you fare in the bloodshed?
QuestionGuy
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Gallade. How fitting. I'm fucked.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Sewaddle Fuck this, I'm not stepping on the cute baby bug. I forfeit.
Anonymous
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>>20176186 Chesnaught So safe to say I'm dead.
Anonymous
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Chimecho. Suppose I could just grab it by the cloth thing on its head and bash it against the ground. I'll be fine.
QuestionGuy
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>>20176227 Maybe we could take him on together? Dunno. We're fucked, aren;t wee?
Anonymous
>Talonflame This will be hard. I don't think can hit a sanic-tier fast bird with a sword.
Anonymous
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>>20176283 Just throw a rock at it and you'll be fine
Anonymous
Soleania 2938-6490-1869 (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
Soleania 2938-6490-1869 (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede) Fri 25 Jul 2014 04:04:19 No. 20176314 Report Quoted By:
>Toxicroak >Steel Armor >Immune to poison >Get Sucker Punched
David 1607-3837-3172
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Kecleon, probably not real strong, but it can turn invisible so I'm probably fucked
Anonymous
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>>20176186 Mewtwo?
I'm so fucked.
Anonymous
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>>20176186 I thought gallade.
Well it'll be a pretty even fight, probably.
Anonymous
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>>20176186 >Magneton Armour is probably bronze, which conducts electricity pretty well. I doubt the effectiveness of a spear in this fight, too.
I'm fucked.
Then again, is there anyone who wouldn't be fucked in such a situation?
Vulpes - 3368 - 1809 - 7205 (Ghost: Lampent, Phantump, Spiritomb)
Vulpes - 3368 - 1809 - 7205 (Ghost: Lampent, Phantump, Spiritomb) Fri 25 Jul 2014 04:08:25 No. 20176363 Report Quoted By:
malamar....
Anonymous
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>>20176186 >Pikachu still fucked, picture related
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>>20176186 Chikorita, I should be fine but it will probably be horrible to watch.
Anonymous
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Flygon Ready for battle!
Anonymous
>>20176186 >me vs. Slurpuff >it's just my mom's cotton candy, what the fuck can it do? >it pats on its cute little tummy >sudden red aura rises around it >Slurpuff cut its own HP and maximized its Attack! >ohshit.jpg >it uses Play Rough >say goodbye to my loved ones >hear *kuh* sound >It's not very effective... >remember that I have steel gear >stab it, it's just cotton candy I'll be fine.
Anonymous
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>always pick Golurk for these threads at least the death will be quick
Anonymous
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>Dragonite Does the arena have ice cubes in it and is Dragonite carrying a weakness policy?
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>>20176186 Weavile. Hit by a Fake Out and then finished by a Ice Shard before I can even react.
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Zekrom Anyone willing to help me?... ;_;
Anonymous
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>Barbaracle >It's name is literally based off "barbarian" Welp.
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>Raichu Fucked, I'm completely fucked. I might as well be a potato wrapped in tin foil going into the oven.
Anonymous
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Bulbasaur I would rather let it tickle me to death with its vines than kill it.
Anonymous
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>Escaliver I can impale him the face before he does anything to me
Anonymous
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I AM THE DRAGONSLAYER!
Anonymous
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>>20176186 >Gyarados. It would be an epic battle but I don't think I would won.
Anonymous
>>20176186 Name one fully evolved pokemon that couldn't completely annihilate a human. Oh wait, you can't.
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>umbreon i picked a bad time to think of my bro i guess I'd be fine as long as I'm patient enough to widdle its hp with my spear. and it cant do shit offensively so I'm safe
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Anonymous
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>>20176584 It could easily drown you with Surf, crush you with Body Slam/Waterfall, Cut you apart with Cut, etc.
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>>20176186 See, I had electivire but then you told me to pick again
this zubat is going to get fucked
Anonymous
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Dratini, huh? Steel armor resists dragon. I must, and can, destroy the best gen I cutemon.
Anonymous
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>Scrafty Assuming he doesn't DDance and Hi Jump Kick my ass, I'll be fine
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>>20176564 >what are bug pokemon >what are any fish pokemon Anonymous
>>20176670 >implying No. They all have magic fucking powers and shit. Humans have nothing. We're completely powerless against any of them.
Fish pokemon float in the air.
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> Tyranitar Yeah I'm pretty fucked
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>>20176670 >implying warlord wouldn't just write around a bit and crush you >Implying a beedrill would swoop down from out of reach and impale you before you could lift your spear Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20176701 >fish >wailord >whales are fish Anonymous
>>20176702 It has Psychic powers, pressurized water and its bulky so it can withstand hits. It also has a form of Recovery.
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>>20176722 too bad in reality it would take years to cast a single move
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>salamence Fucking shit.
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Kabutops...fuck.
Anonymous
>>20176715 >being that specific Ok then, Swampert. Its listed as a mud fish. Lets see you try to kill a Swampert.
Anonymous
>>20176186 >Heracross Oh whoops I died.
Anonymous
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>>20176767 Those are some nice numbers, dead anon.
Anonymous
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>>20176728 [citation needed]
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>Ninetales Its like Ed fighting Mustang all over again!
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>>20176186 >Escavalier Dude fuck me
Anonymous
>>20176379 If it had the right grip on you, and if you had deep enough wounds, the little fucker could Leech Seed you dry.
>>20176412 I gotta fight Rhydon. What if we have our fights at the same time?
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>Drifloon He's already dead, so...do I win? Or does he get to kill me?
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>Scyther Can't even land a hit.
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>Luvdisc i'm screwed
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arceus ohno.exe
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>>20176186 >Every time it blocks an attack, I get weaker and weaker >It can use its ghostly floating powers to decapitate me no problem if I let my guard down or get too weak >It's a fucking king guarding sword Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Volcarona Can gladiator spears be made of stone? That could come in handy...otherwise I'm dead.
Anonymous
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>first choice was metagross >second was scizor Damn it OP, you used my love of steel types against me.
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I'm fucked, I would be getting the shit beat out of me by fire and ice punches that are as fast as a bullet train
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>>20176391 >implying it won't use Flamethrower and cook you in your own armor Anonymous
Anonymous
>Pic-Related Time to go down in the history books as a legend killer. I got this.
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>>20177248 >metronome >judgement Anonymous
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>>20176186 >Beldum >Dodge Take Down >Attack >Sword bounces off >Dodge again Anonymous
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>>20178863 No, anon. You're
boned .
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>Excadrill im screwed
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>Grumpig We eating good in the hood tonight nigga
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>>20176186 reinuclus
I'm fucked
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>Bisharp PREPARE FOR GLORY!
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>Shedinja Somebody give me fire !
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>Aggron Are you fucking kidding me
Anonymous
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>Regigigas We Shadow of the Colossus now
Anonymous
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Fuck me i really need to stop picking aggron for these threads.
Anonymous
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>Conkeldurr He'd let me get in a few shots, just for shits and giggles; then he hefts up a fucking concrete pillar and bashes the everloving shit out of my skull.
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>Giratina There is nowhere to hide
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>Yamask Technically it's a human who already died. Can I win by default? If not I'm pretty sure there will soon be two yamasks in there.
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>>20176186 >Chesnaught I'm ded
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>Torterra Well, fuck. Since it's slow I could kita for a while but unless I see a clear opening for a perfect slice to the head, it's a stall game
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>>20176186 >> abra i lol'd it left.
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>Ampharos Welp, I'm fried.
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Anonymous
>>20176186 It went from Flygon to Mudkip, lulz
Anonymous
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>>20176391 implying you won't take your Human-type to your advantage. SE on fairy types. Especially treats like it
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>Garchomp WTF is the point in trying?
Anonymous
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>Ferrothorn Just had to pick the spiky armored Pokemon.
Anonymous
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>>20176186 You don't realise how many people you condemned to death by saying "pick something better"
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>>20176186 >Electivire Well I'm fucked
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>>20176186 >Kyogre Why??????
Anonymous
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> psychic type > Superpower makes him stronger I'm fucked
Simone 1762 2663 9251 (Loudred - Lillipup - Ditto)
Simone 1762 2663 9251 (Loudred - Lillipup - Ditto) Fri 25 Jul 2014 15:32:06 No. 20181392 Report >Simisage It could be worse.
Anonymous
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>>20177114 Choke you with vines, Earthquake, flash cannon etc.
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>Sneasel I'll be picking ice shards out of my skin for the next week, but a well-timed SE shield to the face should do the trick.
Anonymous
>>20178875 No, you're fucked.
>>20179509 >psychic powers No, you're fucked.
>>20180907 You're still fucked.
>>20181392 You're still fucked.
Anonymous
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>>20176186 Bisharp
A fight for the ages
But brief no doubt
Anonymous
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I would probably die from shitting myself so hard my internal organs would spray the ground behind me.
Zaade 3582-9867-6076 (Mankey, Throh, Tyrogue)
Zaade 3582-9867-6076 (Mankey, Throh, Tyrogue) Fri 25 Jul 2014 15:43:29 No. 20181533 Report Quoted By:
>First picked Pidgeot >Next picked Hawlucha He's.... He's too limber! Oh god! This armor weighs me down! He's light as a feather! I cannot win. It is but a game for him.
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>basculin I think I got this
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>>20177013 Let's stand still and hope that Rhydon uses an Earthquake and pisses off Zekrom... and then they kill themselves.
The paraphernalia maybe will give us a chance to flee...
Why even bother, a Rhydon Rock Slide and Zekrom Bolt Strike and it's over.
Anonymous
>>20181573 >Final Gambit >surf >rock slide No, you're fucked.
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>Venusaur Slow death.
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>>20181640 Enjoy all that exp as well.
Anonymous
>>20181640 >implying it won't burn you to a crisp with Flamethrower/Fire Blast or Thunderbolt/Thunder you Anonymous
Megazard X Yep, I'm right thoroughly fucked. There's no changing that. Unless... OP, are we fighting our own Pokemon, or a random one that's the Pokemon we picked. Because if it's my own Pokemon, then max happiness and affection means that our friendship would prevail. We would refuse to fight each other, neither willing to kill his friend, his brother. The audience, demanding blood, sends in the hoard of Pyroars and Ursarings to kill us instead, and together my bro and I go down in a blaze of glory.
Anonymous
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>>20181712 Ir's a random pokemon obviously.
Why the fuck would you ever fight your own mon
Also.
>Not flying the fuck away Anonymous
>>20181640 >Doubleslap >With a mace Anonymous
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>>20181474 That's for sure, but mostly because I'm really out of shape.
With a decent equipment and weapons I think a human can stand a chance against Simisage.
Anonymous
Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>Vileplume So do I just get poisoned and die? Can it Sleep Powder me first? Because that would be nice.
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>Machamp Goodbye limbs!
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Pyroar Oh, that's pretty neat actually. Pyroar uses Noble Roar. I feel unshaky as I stare it down. I attack using Slash. It does some damage, but He's not phased. It arches opens it's mouth and launches Overheat. Reacting quickly, I use Protect. Though I come out unscathed from the blast, my shield is burnt to cinders and rendered useless. However, I notice He's panting, fatigue showing its sign. I stare down at my Claw Gauntlets and feel a burst of adrenaline. From nowhere, I rush in before Pyroar can react. Close Combat. I lash and tear at its body, thrashing about as much as I can. After, I'm completely exhausted and far too near for my own good. Alas, Pyroar has fallen and the crowd cheers. That night, during a feast I'm awarded it's pelt and mane in honor of my triumph. >being bored for a couple of minutes...
Anonymous
Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
>>20181807 Unless you're a Pokemon, I think you're fucked.
Also what the hell are you on. Is this how you write normally?
Anonymous
>>20181839 No. I type like anyone else. I was just telling a story I guess. Also (OP) told us we had gear to use. I was just a little bored and thought, why not.
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>>20176186 >Scizor Well, it was nice knowing you all.
Braden 3222-6050-5923 {2373} (Sunkern, Ivysaur,Gogoat)
Braden 3222-6050-5923 {2373} (Sunkern, Ivysaur,Gogoat) Fri 25 Jul 2014 16:18:54 No. 20181902 Report Quoted By:
Spinda. I think im ok
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>>20176186 >Eevee I will be o.k.
I'm used being attacked by tiny canines.
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>>20178875 >Dragon Dance >Outrage >V-Create >Extreme Speed You're nonexistent.
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>smogonbird in this situation im unsure which ability is going to fuck me more. gale wings means ill never be able to catch the shit flame body means it can fucking torch me whenever i touch it its not impossible because weak shitty bird but im going to have to be savvy
Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>>20181930 No worries. I won't quit my day job.
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>Skarmory >Skarmory is entirely encased in hard, protective armor. This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph. It slashes foes with its wings that possess swordlike cutting edges. well fuck
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>>20176186 Slacking. If I can hold it off while it attacks, It will be easy prey when it slacks off.
Anonymous
>my face when I'm an Indian Elephant
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Joltik. I Could drop the shield on it.Or I could just step on it.
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>>20176186 Luxray. I'm dead.
Anonymous
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>Talonflame Depending on the quality of the shield, I could probably wreck that bird.
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>>20176186 Heatran.
I am soooooo dead.
Anonymous
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Picked Accelgor. I'm alright cuz I'm basically Escavalier
Anonymous
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>>20183973 >wait.gif I'm waiting anon, but nothing's happening.
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>>20176186 Dude, there are like 20 Pokémon a normal human being could beat in this fight.
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>>20182027 You do realize it can SUMMON shitloads of water instantly?
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>Goomy Well shit that's too easy.
Usteen 2036-7630-5976
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>Karrablast. I win.
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>>20176186 >Clefable Its a good thing weapons are steel type <:^)
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>>20176186 >Porygon Lucky for me, it's really slow. If I ditch the spear and shield and unburden myself, I can probably run up and punch it before it gives me a seizure.
If that doesn't work, then may my spear serve to ground me and my shield sufficiently shiny to bounce and block those beams and bolts.
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>>20176186 >Vanillite could knock it out with one punch, or just pick it up and eat it.
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>>20180887 He's gonna kick your grass
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>porygon z >don't die from attacks >actually die from a heart attack due to his fucking spasm
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>>20176186 Kingler Slow enough, I just might be able to make crabcakes out of it easily.
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Chikorita The hardest part about it will be bringing myself to killing one.
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>>20176186 >Noctowl Hopefully he doesnt hit me up with some psychic bullshit, but i should kill it in close range
Anonymous
>>20176186 >Glaceon ends in sex.
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>Wailmer Piece of cake.
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>>20187367 Truly the god of autism
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>>20187223 we should have drawthread make something
Anonymous
>>20176186 >Fighting Floette >not eternal flower Well I can kill it pretty easily, if I can manage to hit the fucking thing. Ill just crush it with my shield
My first pick was Bisharp.>Bisharp used Knock Off! >Bisharp used Sucker Punch! >Bisharp used Iron head! Worse, a spear wouldn't really hurt it but if I got a mace, a single solid hit would probably make it explode Anonymous
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>>20176564 a luvdic out of water
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>>20187589 >Bisharp Hey, maybe you could try punching it or something? That should work.
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>Donphan o shit
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>>20176402 You're wearing steel armor and Weavile's relatively weak. You'll be fine as long as you can get a hit in.