>>20185724>>20185724>So you wanna be OU, huh?>Well, Whoop-de-do.I've been around Showderp before
With Derpmons just like you
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment
Pain for which there ain't no potion.
So much for 6 IV
Though thinks he's good with Charti;
Asking me to fly right through the rocks
My answer is two words -
Fine, fuck.
I'd given up hope that a Mon would come along
A bird with Brave Bird priority
And takes out Bronzong
The kind who wins tourneys
maybe use on journeys
At least in the low tiers
But no - I get the Skiddo
Got breed with Flame Body pal, my IVs all lack
Content to spend days with Karenfags on my back
But you need an advisor
A Flying-type, but wiser
A good merchandiser
And oohh!
There goes my HP!
I'm down to one last hope
And I hope it's you
Though, kid, you're not exactly
A dream come true
I've trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
Flying types have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
To be a true Smogonbird, kid, requires a taste
Like making a CAD comic, just copy and paste
It takes more than might
Comes down to what's on the site
You have to go right on and grow
Now that's more like it!
I'm down to one last shoot
And my final word
Before that blasted Giratine
Cooks my bird
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true
Fly up that uphil slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You're my one last hope
And, kid, it's up to you
