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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:26:54 No.20213208 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20213238 >>20213248 >>20213255 >>20213275 >>20213322 >>20214283 >>20216046

Hey guys, gotta ask you a favor. I need some pokemon pick up lines, if you guys could help me with it, I'd be glad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:28:29 No.20213224 Report

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>asking for jokes to tell in your YouTube channel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:28:40 No.20213226 Report

Quoted By: >>20213297 >>20214359

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:29:36 No.20213238 Report

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>>20213208
Are you a Mega Charizard X? Because you just swept me off my feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:30:16 No.20213243 Report

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>Lets take this night slower than Slowpoke, baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:30:33 No.20213248 Report

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>>20213208
"Are you a pokemon trainer ? 'cause i've seen you fondle through your balls for an hour"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:30:44 No.20213252 Report

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>>20213238
This made me giggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:30:48 No.20213253 Report

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Forewarn won't protect you from these moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:30:55 No.20213255 Report

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>>20213208
Charmanders are red
squirtles are Blue
If you were a Pokemon I'd fuck you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:32:04 No.20213271 Report

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I like my women how I like my legendaries

9 and under

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:32:25 No.20213275 Report

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>>20213208
>her : I want to fuck you.
>you : Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:33:14 No.20213297 Report

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>>20213226
9/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:33:44 No.20213307 Report

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>>20213271

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:33:50 No.20213309 Report

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charmander is red, bulbasaur is green, i would lickitung your cloyster if you know what i mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:34:33 No.20213322 Report

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>>20213208
My LIGHTNING ROD is SOLID ROCK. Think you have the GUTS to take it in my SHEER FORCE? There will be NO GUARD with me around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 22:35:02 No.20213331 Report

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>>20213271

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 23:37:35 No.20214098 Report

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~
Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue
~
If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you!
~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 23:49:09 No.20214283 Report

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>>20213208
Are you a Talonflame? 'Cause you always know how to bring out my Rock-solid member when you show up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 23:51:53 No.20214315 Report

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Are you a Talonflame? 'Cause you always know how to bring out my Rock-hard member when you show up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jul 2014 23:54:52 No.20214359 Report

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>>20213226
Hopefully I don't seem like a dumb ass but I don't get the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 00:05:58 No.20214537 Report

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>>20214359
What letters are missing?
What replaces them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 00:08:22 No.20214572 Report

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>>20214537
op
sticks

thanks anon, best joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 00:11:24 No.20214602 Report

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>>20214572
faggot (plural faggots)

2. (chiefly UK) A bundle of sticks tied together. (Some sources specify that a faggot is tied with two bands or withes, whereas a bavin is tied with just one.) [quotations ▼]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 00:30:32 No.20214901 Report

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>>20214602
Hahahaha, you're funny anonymous. i always knew that faggot was your favorite word.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 02:02:38 No.20216046 Report

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>>20213208
You getting anywhere with these is pretty farfetch'd op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 02:07:34 No.20216100 Report

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Your body has put me in a trance ;)

So let me take you home and I can show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 02:10:57 No.20216148 Report

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Hey, babe. Show me the Whimsicott, or this is gonna get Wobbuffet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 03:18:34 No.20216805 Report

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>>20214315
>serious nature
>not sassy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 08:04:32 No.20219411 Report

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Well, I gotta start somewhere...
Do you like cuddling by the fire, biting, or vine-whipping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 08:12:00 No.20219458 Report

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Y'know...my Emolga really wants to shock your Dedenne..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jul 2014 08:22:20 No.20219511 Report

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>>20219458
Best lines in Lumoise City ever said.

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