>>20215764What the hell? What are you talking about?
Nothing about this has anything to do with what you're rambling about.
If you're so concerned with reality, if Pokemon breed sexually, care to explain how two completely different species could successfully make non-sterile and non-retarded offspring? Sure, we get a mule when an ass fucks a (w)horse, but we don't get anything when a mouse fucks a snake.
How do you think Pokemon like Skitty and Wailord breed? Do you think a Skitty has a 90 foot dick or that a Wailord has a vagina the size of a button?
If a Skitty does have a 90 foot penis, how can it turn around and fuck another Skitty? Not even addressing the fact that it would take hours to turn around with a dick that large and a body that small, do you think the other Skitty has an enormous gaping wall of vagina in which a skyscraper could easily be erected?
Do you think they can morph their genitals to whatever size they need them to be at the time? They can't change the size of their bodies, why would their bloodswords and bloodholes be any different?
Why can Ditto breed with things like Klink, a couple of gender-confused gears that came to life through some crazy bullshit? Do you think Ditto transforms into another Klink so it can break out its robodick to klang the kinky Klink?
How do any genderless Pokemon and Ditto breed? Do genderless Pokemon have genitals (that apparently do not function with other members of their species) that are ready to receive or distribute seed, yet somehow are required to do so only with a pink blob's pink dick or pink vagina?
Some people make Pokemon breed nonstop and they produce thousands of eggs in hours. Do you think the male is unendingly streamin semen into the poor receiving female Pokemon? Do you think the female, whilst being relentlessly cum-pumped, is just sitting (or floating) there, shooting out eggs like it took a laxative for its slip-n-slide of a cunthole? What deranged mind would think of such things?
