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>I was only rank 900 in the ladder
>I loved Smogon so much, I know all the guides and strategies
>I pray to Smogon every night before bed, thanking him every day for the metagame
>‘’Smogon is love’’ I say. ‘’Smogon is life’’
>A Karenfag hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Smogon
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and I go to my bedroom
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it is really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Its Smogon
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear; ‘’this is my showdown’’
>He grabs me as the power of a Choice Band Garchomp and put me on hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Smogon
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Smogon
>I can feel my butt using waterfall as my eyes start to water
>I tried to escape but he had Shadow Tag
>I push against his force
>I want to please Smogon
>He roars a mighty roar as he fill my but with OU new meta
>The Karenfag come back to see what happened
>Smogon looks him straight in his eyes and say:’’its all banned now’’
>Smogon leaves through the window
>Smogon is love, Smogon is life
>I loved Smogon so much, I know all the guides and strategies
>I pray to Smogon every night before bed, thanking him every day for the metagame
>‘’Smogon is love’’ I say. ‘’Smogon is life’’
>A Karenfag hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Smogon
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and I go to my bedroom
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it is really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Its Smogon
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear; ‘’this is my showdown’’
>He grabs me as the power of a Choice Band Garchomp and put me on hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Smogon
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Smogon
>I can feel my butt using waterfall as my eyes start to water
>I tried to escape but he had Shadow Tag
>I push against his force
>I want to please Smogon
>He roars a mighty roar as he fill my but with OU new meta
>The Karenfag come back to see what happened
>Smogon looks him straight in his eyes and say:’’its all banned now’’
>Smogon leaves through the window
>Smogon is love, Smogon is life
