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fucking faggot, this isn't accurate at all.
What the fuck do you think you are doing, talking to me, a chief of such a stature and authority? I'll have you know that in my career so far I have defeated 37 Hungarian Ridgebacks and 22 Norwegian Horntails. This is disregarding my ongoing snipe count of 392.5. Yes. I killed half of a man. Would you like to know how? Too bad, you don't have a choice, I'm telling you anyway, you pest infested lunatic. I sliced him symmetrically into two, and strategically placed 4 controlled blasts of C4 on one side, and kept the other side for my top secret experiments. Ever heard of the illuminati? Me. Ever heard of the Obama? Also me. Queen Elizabeth? This can go on for days. The point, you pathetic, irrelevant life form, is that you do not deserve to have blood circulation in your body. I hope you die slow painful death by asphyxiation while each and every single cell in your body gasps for oxygen. YOU are my next target. YOU will help me celebrate my 393.5th kill. Then I will dig a hole into the mantle of the earth and bury your body deep inside where there is no life, and your body shall turn into a sedimentary rock which in generations to come, my descendants will use for fuelling their automobiles. I hope you enjoy that. You are fuel for me. Nothing more. Accept it. Now go back to your puny, pathetic excuse for a life and await your imminent assassination. Twirp.
