/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #20316813

[91 / 45 / ?]

116KiB, 1107x1187, pkmn.png

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 20:45:27 No.20316813 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20317354 >>20317413 >>20317500 >>20317592 >>20317682 >>20319716 >>20319960 >>20321034 >>20322380 >>20326858

Which Pokemon would you marry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 20:46:22 No.20316830 Report

Quoted By:

ur mum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 20:46:53 No.20316842 Report

Quoted By:

Reshiram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaP-Vc4LJ3w

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 20:47:04 No.20316844 Report

Quoted By:

Zoroark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:12:57 No.20317255 Report

Quoted By:

I can't resist Hitmontop's sick dance moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:14:31 No.20317295 Report

Quoted By: >>20319915

Reshiram :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:17:12 No.20317354 Report

Quoted By: >>20317604

>>20316813

There's like 4 replies and none of them has Gardevoir? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I claim her.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 13423423324.png, 282KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:18:01 No.20317363 Report

Quoted By: >>20317469

I want to marry Cinccino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:20:52 No.20317413 Report

Quoted By: >>20321785

>>20316813
lilligant

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO I want to protect that smile.jpg, 435KiB, 1306x980

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:23:29 No.20317469 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317363
To be exact, my Cinccino, not just any random one.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Sunflora_by_Kevichan.jpg, 271KiB, 700x560

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:24:31 No.20317484 Report

Quoted By: >>20328843

pls no bully

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 36011967.jpg, 146KiB, 1000x1000

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:24:49 No.20317491 Report

Quoted By:

Mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:25:13 No.20317500 Report

Quoted By:

>>20316813
Reshiram definitely!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:25:45 No.20317510 Report

Quoted By:

Aggron

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1405868167969.jpg, 347KiB, 1024x1050

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:31:09 No.20317592 Report

Quoted By: >>20324266

>>20316813
Him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:32:27 No.20317604 Report

Quoted By: >>20317637

>>20317354
There are over 700 creatures to pick and you choose the one that looks like a human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:34:59 No.20317637 Report

Quoted By: >>20317666 >>20317685 >>20317846

>>20317604

Why would I marry a Zapdos, or an Onix, or something else, when I can choose Gardevoir and potentially have some fun with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:37:01 No.20317666 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317637
I'd rather have fun with the Zapdos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:37:47 No.20317682 Report

Quoted By: >>20318726 >>20322105

>>20316813
>People were once Pokémon
>But we evolved

I would marry feraligatr

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1405455217606.jpg, 81KiB, 406x537

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:38:25 No.20317685 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317637
>You can't have fun with anything not-humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:50:35 No.20317846 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317637
>implying gardevoir would even want to "have fun" with you

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1397523812685.jpg, 155KiB, 529x600

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 21:55:57 No.20317918 Report

Quoted By:

I want to marry Weavile.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO d8b6b1624ec6e345de2b15905bb174e2 (...).jpg, 143KiB, 900x800

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 22:09:47 No.20318102 Report

Quoted By: >>20319960

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 22:52:31 No.20318726 Report

Quoted By: >>20322499

>>20317682
it's probably more like how some black people turned into white people who found horses and shit

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO happy_as_a_typhlosion_by_kol98-d (...).png, 83KiB, 894x894

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 22:54:02 No.20318746 Report

Quoted By:

not jake I swear

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Flareon (16).png, 187KiB, 477x580

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 22:56:10 No.20318773 Report

Quoted By: >>20321785

He's the cutest

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1406172530768.jpg, 505KiB, 1200x1280

Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2014 23:41:57 No.20319403 Report

Quoted By:

No regrets!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tumblr_mw34zeDdz91redq6oo1_1280.jpg, 226KiB, 720x840

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:03:53 No.20319705 Report

Quoted By: >>20324234

Best girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:05:09 No.20319716 Report

Quoted By: >>20321359

>>20316813
None because they're Pokemon for Pete's sake

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 44238987.jpg, 734KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:08:26 No.20319758 Report

Quoted By: >>20324234

Best guy

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Cropped waifu porn image 0186.png, 65KiB, 193x200

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:13:37 No.20319829 Report

Quoted By: >>20319896 >>20320998 >>20324221

The one nobody likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:18:50 No.20319896 Report

Quoted By:

>>20319829
There's a thread dedicated to him right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:20:33 No.20319915 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317295
justinrpg pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 00:23:51 No.20319960 Report

Quoted By:

>>20316813
Togetic.

>>20318102
I agree, Maylene is the best pokémon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO wedding whimsicott.png, 22KiB, 600x600

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:16:33 No.20320851 Report

Quoted By: >>20321785

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Haus.gif, 514KiB, 360x264

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:26:08 No.20320998 Report

Quoted By:

>>20319829
>Tried to reverse image search
>Find this instead
http://imgur.com/gallery/ferzb
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:28:53 No.20321034 Report

Quoted By:

>>20316813
G.o.o.d.r.a

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1407016984581.jpg, 510KiB, 800x800

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:31:30 No.20321059 Report

Quoted By:

Braixen is mai waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:33:53 No.20321085 Report

Quoted By: >>20321118

Does that mean that humans can breed with Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:35:43 No.20321118 Report

Quoted By: >>20321298 >>20321363 >>20321571

>>20321085
If the genetic gap between the two didn't grow big enough from humans differentiating from Pokemon, then, theoretically, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:50:48 No.20321298 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321118
Thats neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:55:18 No.20321359 Report

Quoted By:

>>20319716
How's your first day on /vp/ newfriend?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1310497604344.jpg, 71KiB, 600x597

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:55:28 No.20321363 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321118
>tfw no qt3.14 pregnant Gardevoir wife to cuddle

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1384733051128.jpg, 224KiB, 702x864

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:58:53 No.20321424 Report

Quoted By: >>20321785

my cactus waifu of course!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 21028770.jpg, 187KiB, 471x636

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:09:36 No.20321571 Report

Quoted By: >>20321666

>>20321118
I wonder if I would lay eggs quickly like in the games

Ratiasu mai waifu

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Latias158.jpg, 54KiB, 768x576

Ratiasu mai waifu Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:13:33 No.20321632 Report

Quoted By: >>20321785

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:15:48 No.20321666 Report

Quoted By: >>20321698

>>20321571
nah i think you wont lay eggs but give live birth instead.

according to pokemon rules, the female specie is what the offspring will be, so since you're imblying you're a grill, yeah, humans dont hatch from eggs so i guess its a live birth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:17:48 No.20321688 Report

Quoted By:

I would an female garchomp, it would make my dick explode cum if she was yandere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:18:52 No.20321698 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321666
Satan comfirmed!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO typhlosion_by_tobi707-d7ml9c4.png, 161KiB, 854x512

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:19:29 No.20321707 Report

Quoted By:

>Inb4 Jake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:26:18 No.20321785 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317413
>>20318773
>>20320851
>>20321424
>>20321632
All this great taste. Any one of these would do for me.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO c30262c82118f1fb85d841a77f344ea6.jpg, 44KiB, 646x700

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:27:32 No.20321796 Report

Quoted By:

I would. But I'm conflicted as to which Pokemon.

Either a loving Flygon wife who I can fly on top of, an Ursaring wife with huge arms to protect me, a Clefable wife whose chubby body I can hug, or a Serperior wife to squeeze me lovingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:29:32 No.20321831 Report

Quoted By: >>20321841 >>20321859 >>20321985

Pokemon don't have genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:30:33 No.20321841 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321831
They have mouths don't they?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 35520405_p14.png, 143KiB, 480x640

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:31:50 No.20321859 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321831
You don't need to have sex to love.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO best waifu.png, 377KiB, 526x600

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:33:12 No.20321893 Report

Quoted By: >>20321994

Scizor without a doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:38:58 No.20321985 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321831
Says who?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 123.png, 29KiB, 370x418

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:39:27 No.20321994 Report

Quoted By: >>20322060

>>20321893
That steal would be cold. I'd rather snuggle a cute Scyther

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:40:31 No.20322014 Report

Quoted By: >>20322048 >>20322092 >>20322223 >>20322374 >>20323134 >>20323285 >>20323310 >>20323531

More pokemon in wedding dresses

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ggggg.png, 22KiB, 835x589

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:42:46 No.20322048 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014
i'll do you one better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:43:41 No.20322060 Report

Quoted By:

>>20321994

You are forgetting that Scizor is a living creature that requires large amounts of energy to move a 118kg steel exoskeleton. Scizor's body would be pretty warm (and Scizor would eat a lot too)

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1422080.jpg, 261KiB, 800x950

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:45:09 No.20322092 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014
this counts i guess

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO feraligatr.jpg, 97KiB, 594x413

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:46:02 No.20322105 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317682
Gr8 taste m8

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Rayquaza.600.403998.jpg, 76KiB, 533x600

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:47:35 No.20322132 Report

Quoted By: >>20322340

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 32837695.jpg, 120KiB, 800x400

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:53:22 No.20322223 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014
Sadly, I don't think there's any art of Cinccino in a wedding dress. At the least I've never found any.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO autumnal_sawsbuck_by_koukouvayia (...).png, 642KiB, 900x600

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:58:09 No.20322300 Report

Quoted By:

Wouldn't mind if it were either a waifu or a husbando, as long as it's a qt Sawsbuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:01:57 No.20322340 Report

Quoted By: >>20322362

>>20322132
I'm sorry but no matter how hard I try I can't take Rayquaza seriously.

I would marry [[emolga.]]

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1389800676541.png, 59KiB, 329x325

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:03:06 No.20322362 Report

Quoted By: >>20322422

>>20322340
Were you trying to use spoilers?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ForSomeGuy.png, 348KiB, 900x1238

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:04:00 No.20322374 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014
Here you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:04:24 No.20322380 Report

Quoted By:

>>20316813
sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:07:55 No.20322422 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322362
…yes.

I want to blame a half hour of editing TVTropes for that, but I know I really can't.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Bellossom.jpg, 14KiB, 353x204

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:09:25 No.20322451 Report

Quoted By: >>20324149 >>20328891

Best dancing waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:12:25 No.20322499 Report

Quoted By:

>>20318726
what in the actual fuck

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO MegaGardevoir wedding.png, 245KiB, 670x820

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:55:55 No.20323134 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014

Ratiasu mai waifu

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Latias458.jpg, 927KiB, 1000x888

Ratiasu mai waifu Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:05:23 No.20323285 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:07:33 No.20323310 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014
>>20280686

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO fdef1648f8d35c0bd060715f224a164c.jpg, 76KiB, 600x450

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:22:50 No.20323531 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322014

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bellossum in amie.gif, 6KiB, 226x222

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:08:23 No.20324149 Report

Quoted By: >>20328891

>>20322451

>use a sunstone on a gloom to get bellossum just for dex completion

>see bellossum's model

>sufficiently hnnng

>go into pokémon amie with her

>mfw her everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:14:10 No.20324221 Report

Quoted By:

>>20319829
>any Eeveelution
>the one no one likes
u wot m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:15:22 No.20324234 Report

Quoted By:

>>20319758
>>20319705

>You'll never get both.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1374774115072.jpg, 181KiB, 600x480

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:18:59 No.20324266 Report

Quoted By: >>20324332

>>20317592
>you will never put your husbando in a wedding dress
Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:24:12 No.20324331 Report

Quoted By:

I fap to bestiality and monster girls.

There is not a single Pokemon I would want to marry, let alone put my dick in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:24:14 No.20324332 Report

Quoted By:

>>20324266
It's a complicated sort of feel. I feel ya Anon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image.jpg, 52KiB, 547x372

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:30:57 No.20324437 Report

Quoted By:

I would marry Latios

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:34:49 No.20324478 Report

Quoted By: >>20324546

What makes you guys love a 2d character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:41:17 No.20324546 Report

Quoted By:

>>20324478
what makes you love a 3d one?

what makes you love anything?

what is love?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO infernape and wooper.jpg, 3MiB, 2480x3508

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:49:12 No.20324642 Report

Quoted By:

I guess I'd choose Infernape. I've had a thing for monkey women since Planet of the apes. Plus she's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 09:49:05 No.20326858 Report

Quoted By:

>>20316813

this probably meant that people and pokemon were treated equally before gradually becoming subservient

which ties into another question,
is pokemon capture ethical?
are they forced to be on your team when beaten?

if not whats with the different pokeball types then?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bunnypunk dancing to hiphop.gif, 2MiB, 550x400

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:29:40 No.20328843 Report

Quoted By:

>>20317484
My lovely!

Great taste anon.

Maractus is the cutest thing to ever kawaii, but bunny girls are always great too. Nidorina and Audino Even if Nidorina can't breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:34:48 No.20328891 Report

Quoted By:

>>20322451
Liligant a shit

>>20324149
Muh nigga, I did pretty much the same thing. Shame about that movepool, though. Same with Maractus, but at least maractus can set up and has immunity to water

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Bellossom.jpg, 34KiB, 530x530

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:10:54 No.20329197 Report

Quoted By:

Grass type has all the best waifus

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches