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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:04:20 No.20320657 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20321513 >>20321848 >>20321953 >>20322860 >>20323053 >>20325580 >>20328649 >>20329724

Think of Two Pokemon.

They are now your mom or dad. Or both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:06:06 No.20320688 Report

Quoted By: >>20320759

> Aggron and Klefki
SON, LET'S GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE NEIGHBOR'S CAR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:08:00 No.20320721 Report

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Golurk and Victini

Wow I guess I don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:09:58 No.20320759 Report

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>>20320688
That sounds like the best mother in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:44:48 No.20321214 Report

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>Whimsicott and Absol.
I've got nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:45:30 No.20321219 Report

Quoted By: >>20321274 >>20321582

>Chesnaught and Greninja
Best parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:47:15 No.20321238 Report

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Liligant and Ludicolo
>fuck yea my parents can dance!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:49:23 No.20321274 Report

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>>20321219
I guess you'd know since birth that you're adopted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 01:56:14 No.20321369 Report

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Dammit Freud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:05:16 No.20321513 Report

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>>20320657
>Quagsire and Espeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:10:05 No.20321582 Report

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>>20321219
Holy shit, are you me?

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:10:08 No.20321583 Report

Quoted By: >>20321700 >>20322464 >>20322833

Gardevoir and Garchomp.

I'm naturally inclined to think of Gardevoir as a mother figure and Garchomp as a father.

>tfw mom knows when you're thinking dirty thoughts

Damn it.

>tfw dad is a fucking land shark

That's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:11:38 No.20321603 Report

Quoted By: >>20321638

Gardad and Garchomom would be way better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:13:44 No.20321636 Report

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Volbeat and Illumise. Well, makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:13:45 No.20321638 Report

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>>20321603
My dick doesnt know how to feel about this, but i think its good so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:14:31 No.20321648 Report

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>>20321638
You want to fuck your own parents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:19:13 No.20321700 Report

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>>20321648
>implying that anon is >>20321583
But on an off note, if Gardemom was a MILF... well....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:20:33 No.20321718 Report

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>>20321700
Stop. That's disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:23:09 No.20321751 Report

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>>20321718
Somebody on /vp/ is being disgusting? Call the press.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:30:49 No.20321848 Report

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>>20320657
Chesnaught as a dad seems really fucking great and a Delphox mum seems pretty okay. Overall, I'd hope my Chesdad would fug me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:31:43 No.20321858 Report

Quoted By: >>20321964

>>20321848
>implying Chesnaught DILF wouldn't fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:37:13 No.20321953 Report

Quoted By: >>20322557

>>20320657
>Chesnaught and Greninja
I always wanted two gay dads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:37:51 No.20321964 Report

Quoted By: >>20322025

>>20321858
>>20321848

Wow, I have a boner. Where is the best place for chesporn?

captcha: nuutyi love

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 02:41:11 No.20322025 Report

Quoted By: >>20323231

>>20321964
I have more but I'll upload it at another time. Check back on it in a week or so.
http://imgur.com/a/SDAtC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:10:40 No.20322464 Report

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>>20321583
>that shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:15:40 No.20322557 Report

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>>20321953
They both can be female, and Op said "mom and dad."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:17:15 No.20322578 Report

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>>20322557
shh just let it happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:20:17 No.20322629 Report

Quoted By: >>20322708

>Farfetch'd dad
>Miltank mom

Uh, fresh milk I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:24:26 No.20322675 Report

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Scolipede and flareon.
Sweet

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IGN: Bianca FC: 2852-9016-6988 (Lampent, Phantump, Drifblim) Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:26:42 No.20322708 Report

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>>20322629
Cow and chicken?

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:31:35 No.20322792 Report

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>Darkrai and Yveatle
Mum gives me nightmares
dad always sleeps in his cocoon and if i wake him he kills everything
im fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:34:20 No.20322833 Report

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>>20321583
>Not wanting trap girly Dad
>Not wanting big boisterous monster Mom
Shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:36:30 No.20322860 Report

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>>20320657
Starmie and Gardevoir
>h- hey m- mom wanna /ss/?

tfw no trap gardevoir dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:37:00 No.20322866 Report

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Conkeldurr and Luvdisc because I'm wonder trading while browsing 4chan.
Well, that's interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:38:29 No.20322899 Report

Quoted By: >>20322913

>Blissey and Lilligant
Yay lesbian moms
Now my high school friends have more weird sex dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:39:43 No.20322913 Report

Quoted By: >>20322935

>>20322899
>having shitty waifumons as your parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:41:07 No.20322935 Report

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>>20322913
>Blissey and Lilligant
>shitty waifumons

Nigga, you best be joking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:41:08 No.20322936 Report

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Persian and Arcanine
I like this. Is it bad that I like this? Like, a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:41:58 No.20322950 Report

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>>20322935
But I'm not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:43:40 No.20322974 Report

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Gyarados is my dad, wigglytuff is my mom. Could be worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:45:56 No.20323010 Report

Quoted By: >>20323026

>>20322950
what how why

what is your waifumon then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:46:26 No.20323016 Report

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Zygarde and Ratatta
Dad lives alone in a cave
My mom is my mom's rat
It could be worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:46:52 No.20323026 Report

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>>20323010
>thinking I like shitty waifus
>not glorious husbandos

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:47:23 No.20323032 Report

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>skitty and wailord

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:48:53 No.20323053 Report

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>>20320657

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:51:51 No.20323093 Report

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>Typhlosion
>Ampharos
>Lives in outage prone cold part of Ohio

It's like this family was meant to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:57:14 No.20323156 Report

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>>20323026
Ooooooh. I got a waifumon and several husbandos

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:57:17 No.20323158 Report

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>politoed and ludicolo

My dad is bitch beta frog who stooped down to marrying a chubby latina. Not that I'm complaining

>tfw it never stops raining in my house
>tfw my dad constantly complains about no longer being relevant
>tfw we faint everytime my ham of a dad sings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 03:58:09 No.20323171 Report

Quoted By: >>20323613

>>20323156
Name the husband's. They better not be shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:02:02 No.20323231 Report

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>>20322025
good stuff, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:08:07 No.20323317 Report

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>Volcarona
>Aggron

fuzzy mothmom and hippie dinodad

not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:10:55 No.20323361 Report

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>Haxorus and Hydreigon
Either way I guess it makes me an edgy dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:12:21 No.20323388 Report

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>Leavanny and Vulpix
I have no fucking clue.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:15:06 No.20323419 Report

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Poliwrath

And

Milotic.

Yeah alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:28:43 No.20323613 Report

Quoted By: >>20323658 >>20325339

>>20323171
Chesnaught, Samurott, Nidoking, Tyrantrum, Pangoro (+ the other Bear Pokemon), Feraligatr, Swampert, Typhlosion, Feraligatr, Machoke and Gengar.

I have a few gym leader husbandos too

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:30:56 No.20323650 Report

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>Talonflame
>Pidgeot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:31:31 No.20323658 Report

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>>20323613
You have impressed me anon. Good taste in men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:36:44 No.20323734 Report

Quoted By: >>20323767 >>20323845 >>20323894

>Mawile
>Noivern

Well. This is interesting to say the least.
What the fuck would that make me though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:38:18 No.20323767 Report

Quoted By: >>20323789 >>20323815

>>20323734
Fairy/Dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:39:35 No.20323789 Report

Quoted By: >>20323808

>>20323767
>not steel/flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:40:59 No.20323808 Report

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>>20323789
>not wanting a gay fairy/dragon

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:41:38 No.20323815 Report

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>>20323767
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:43:29 No.20323845 Report

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>>20323734
A dragon flytrap.

Beedrill and Bellossom. That works out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:47:22 No.20323894 Report

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>>20323734
>Your father is a high flying Noivern who has both extra sensitive hearing and a loud voice. Two traits that somehow don't conflict.
>Your mother is a Mawile that your father fears for she can easy murder him if she ever had the desire to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:50:36 No.20323945 Report

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>Lucario and Blaziken

It's probably a gay couple. I'm okay with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 04:57:24 No.20324019 Report

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turtwig and chimecho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:01:11 No.20324079 Report

Quoted By: >>20324132

Empoleon and Pangoro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:06:27 No.20324132 Report

Quoted By: >>20324158

>>20324079
Nice email
Should I send you some horse-dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:08:55 No.20324158 Report

Quoted By: >>20324165

>>20324132
send me some

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:09:41 No.20324165 Report

Quoted By: >>20324194

>>20324158
I asked him.
Find your own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:12:13 No.20324194 Report

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>>20324165
so rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:13:58 No.20324216 Report

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Mankey and mankey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:24:54 No.20324349 Report

Quoted By: >>20324509

Tympole is my mom and Arceus is my dad.
What even am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:37:05 No.20324509 Report

Quoted By:

>>20324349
An Irish potato.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:37:37 No.20324516 Report

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> Hydreigon and Sylveon
Well... i don't know what to think...

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 05:37:42 No.20324517 Report

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>>20322708
Oh my fucking God you're right.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 06:16:54 No.20324971 Report

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I fail to see the difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 06:50:29 No.20325339 Report

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>>20323613
>two human-like egg group mons
>having pokemon waifus/husbandos in the first place
>fucking Gengar
>Gengar
.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 07:13:51 No.20325580 Report

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>>20320657
Sneasel and Vulpix...that would be neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 07:40:18 No.20325800 Report

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Mawile and Vivillon.

...I really hope I never make Mawile mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:03:58 No.20328630 Report

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>Zorua and Reshiram
I don't even know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:07:32 No.20328649 Report

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>>20320657
>Giratina-A and Giratina-O
Provided they're not aggressive towards me, this could be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:09:04 No.20328657 Report

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>Diancie mother
>Sableye father

Noice. Dark/Fairy I guess?

Why has nobody been drawing the results

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:33:18 No.20328880 Report

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>Volcarona and arcanine
>Not even same egg group
I suppose they're a lesbian couple then...
Anyways, i'll be raised to have a good understanding for fire and we frequently go on roadtrips where i ride on mama arcanine and mommy volcarona flies by
>tfw random adventures with your firebending lesbo parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 14:34:14 No.20328888 Report

Quoted By: >>20330798

>Typhlosion and Froslass
Angry dad and possessive mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:53:52 No.20329606 Report

Quoted By: >>20329686

Shedinja and Ninjask.
Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:00:20 No.20329686 Report

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>>20329606
Your mom and dad is the one and the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:02:49 No.20329724 Report

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>>20320657
> Quagsire
Basically your average cartoon or sitcom dumb dad.

> Tropius
Overbearing mom, especially concerned about your diet. Only feeds you those fruit that grow on her neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 17:49:58 No.20330798 Report

Quoted By:

>>20328888
>this shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:20:25 No.20334717 Report

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Snorlax and Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:50:22 No.20335314 Report

Quoted By: >>20335337

>Cacturne mom
>Jigglypuff dad

How does anything mate with Cacturne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:51:15 No.20335337 Report

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>>20335314
With thick platemail armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:52:07 No.20335356 Report

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>Arcanine and Noivern
Well, for once I'm not completely screwed on these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:54:53 No.20335396 Report

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Pangoro dad and Ludicolo mom. So, intimidating dancer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 22:57:40 No.20335454 Report

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>Thundurus and Landorus

Guess I'm adopted by gay genies.

Nice.

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