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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:10:02 No.20466896 View View Reply Original Report

>please fucking help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:10:57 No.20466901 Report

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How the fuck is it standing on its tail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:11:07 No.20466905 Report

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>>20466896
thread will be kill soon.
no fun allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:11:13 No.20466908 Report

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>>20466896
:<

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:11:16 No.20466909 Report

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Shelder what the fuck are you doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:11:33 No.20466911 Report

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>>20466901
a very fast spinning motion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:11:45 No.20466913 Report

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>That fucking balance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:12:19 No.20466923 Report

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>>20466901
it's psychic moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:12:22 No.20466925 Report

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>>20466896
>Mega Shellder

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:14:51 No.20466948 Report

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Hey, it kinda looks like a hermit crab now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:15:51 No.20466958 Report

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>>20466901
It's a beyblade, it turns really fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:15:55 No.20466959 Report

Quoted By: >>20466966 >>20466976 >>20467094 >>20467118 >>20467167 >>20467644 >>20472985

>Shell Armor

WHY GAMEFREAK, WHY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:16:30 No.20466964 Report

Quoted By: >>20467228 >>20473186

>>20466901

Optimism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:16:39 No.20466966 Report

Quoted By: >>20466982 >>20479296

>>20466959
>the most literal case of sheel armor, design-wise
>surprised that it gets Shell Armor
really, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:17:11 No.20466976 Report

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>>20466959
Got to stop those Focus Energy Kingdras somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:17:40 No.20466979 Report

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>>20466896

>Has science gone too far ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:18:00 No.20466982 Report

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>>20466966
Not surprised, just disappointed.
Regenerator is better in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:18:00 No.20466983 Report

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>>20466896
>Vore.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:19:30 No.20466997 Report

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>>20466896
I would have liked something different, but it has a nice derp factor. Too bad it doesn't look as happy as before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:19:42 No.20466999 Report

Quoted By: >>20467004 >>20467022

>tfw just MM'd a pentaperfect HA shiny Slowpoke

I am so fucking ready.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:20:18 No.20467004 Report

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>>20466999
clone one for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:20:51 No.20467010 Report

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>>20466997
Would you be when you're almost eaten by a giant shell and can't use your legs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:22:44 No.20467022 Report

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>>20466999
Hand them out Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:25:38 No.20467043 Report

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>>20467004
>>20467022
Cloning them would take me a while, dunno how many I'd have the patience to clone, either.

Is there someone I could give a clone to and then they'd distribute the clones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:28:43 No.20467094 Report

Quoted By: >>20467156 >>20467196

>>20466959
hold on, they might have given Shell Armor a boost like they did with Sturdy, you know?

I mean what if it cuts contact move damage by 1/3 now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:29:37 No.20467104 Report

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>>20466896
I kind of wish it had legs, but I like it.

That Defence is gonna be beastly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:30:39 No.20467118 Report

Quoted By: >>20467156

>>20466959
>become a wall
>minimal Knock Off damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:32:16 No.20467138 Report

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>>20467043
I could do it. it's not like I've something better to do in my vacation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:32:20 No.20467140 Report

Quoted By: >>20467169 >>20467231 >>20467367 >>20472443

>stupid people saying Mega Slowbro looks good and Shell Armor it's not so bad

It's the worst mega so far, outclassed as hell for Regenerator Slowbro. Make my words, nobody is gonna use this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:33:54 No.20467156 Report

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>>20467094
Doubt it, Sturdy got buffed at the start of a new Gen. Besides, getting a hefty chunk of HP back every time you switch out is incredibly helpful. Means you don't have to Slack Off as much.

>>20467118
Still has issues with Ghosts, which tend to be speedy Special Attackers. Besides, Shell Armor is only gonna stop crits which could happen at any time, it's nowhere near as good as a guaranteed regeneration with every switch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:34:29 No.20467167 Report

Quoted By: >>20467192 >>20468055

>>20466959
>>20466982
>use regenerator as a pivot early game
>wait until threats like toxic and phazing are gone
>send in the bro, mega and boost with calm mind
>win

You don't have to mega the first turn you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:34:42 No.20467169 Report

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>>20467140
It'll see some use just because its going to have sky high defenses, but its certainly not enough to move it in its tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:36:42 No.20467192 Report

Quoted By: >>20479520

>>20467167
Or just keep a useful regenerating pivot through the whole game and slap on some Leftovers for extra recovery.

It's not like this thing is gonna be used in any other tier than UU, where Regen Slowbro is fine as it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:36:56 No.20467196 Report

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>>20467094
Too op. Shell armor should block crits and prevent flinching
>inb4 inner focus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:37:40 No.20467206 Report

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WHY
H
Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:38:30 No.20467214 Report

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>you have to mege evolve first turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:39:25 No.20467228 Report

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>>20466964
I doubt it.
Look at that face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:39:50 No.20467231 Report

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>>20467140

>a tank that's inmune to crits
>a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:39:52 No.20467233 Report

Quoted By: >>20467251 >>20467255

So where's it gonna be, UU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:40:05 No.20467236 Report

Quoted By: >>20467255

What if Gamefreak legitimately thinks Critdra is a common threat nowadays or something

Also what if this gives Slowbro shell smash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:41:56 No.20467251 Report

Quoted By: >>20467283

>>20467233
It probably won't leave UU. Hell, it probably won't be used at all since regular Slowbro is better with Regenerator + Leftovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:42:37 No.20467255 Report

Quoted By: >>20467319

>>20467233
Probably. It's looking quite good for it, but then again Slowbro is already pretty good in that tier.

>>20467236
If it gives Slowbro Shell Smash (which is doubtful), people would use White Herb Slowbro over Mega Slowbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:42:38 No.20467256 Report

Quoted By: >>20467287 >>20467295 >>20467379 >>20478524

>>20466896
Wasn't it explained somewhere that shelder bites slowpoke's tail so he can travell with his host. And this helped slowpoke to walk on two legs? Even with slowking the story was the shelder bites his brain so he becomes super smart.

But what is the meaning of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:42:44 No.20467257 Report

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>>20466896
Slowbruh

Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA

Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:42:56 No.20467262 Report

Quoted By: >>20467281

>>20467043

I'd do it if you were interested, but if I were you i'd keep it unless you were REALLY into giving to the unwashed mashes.

That slowpoke is your special little guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:44:30 No.20467281 Report

Quoted By: >>20467303 >>20467304 >>20467311 >>20467402

>>20467262
I'm fine with sharing, I guess. There's just one issue.

I nickname my shinies, and I nicknamed this one Blueberry. Not sure if people like that, and if I rename it Slowpoke, won't it keep that as a nickname upon evolving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:44:33 No.20467283 Report

Quoted By: >>20467296 >>20467315

>>20467251
That's what people said about choice band scizor mega blaziken, life orb alakazam and any Heracross set

You know you can still have regenerator

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:44:50 No.20467287 Report

Quoted By: >>20467530

>>20467256
It bites his body and helps him by being shell armor duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:45:33 No.20467295 Report

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>>20467256
Shelder devours Slowpoke up to the neck to protect it better. Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:45:39 No.20467296 Report

Quoted By: >>20467326

>>20467283
>You know you can still have regenerator
Exactly. So why ever Mega Evolve and swap it out for a worse ability?

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Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:46:36 No.20467303 Report

Quoted By: >>20467406

>>20467281

Post your code and i'll get this jazz started in another thread. As for the nickname, I think its for the best. It adds something familiar to it, something unique, and it doesnt allow people to take credit or ownership of your work and effort because its more of an individual.

That being said im fucking cloning the thing so take what I say with a grain of salt. If they dont want a free perfect shiny slowpoke because it has a nickname they can eat a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:46:43 No.20467304 Report

Quoted By: >>20467406

>>20467281
just call it Slowbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:47:27 No.20467311 Report

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>>20467281
Call it Slowbro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:47:29 No.20467313 Report

Quoted By: >>20477828

"I can't put my arms down!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:47:36 No.20467315 Report

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>>20467283
I'm pretty sure no one thought Scizor was going to be UU after it got Technician, and absolutely fucking no one thought Mega Blaziken would be UU since Blaziken itself is banned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:47:44 No.20467319 Report

Quoted By: >>20467341

>>20467255
Unless Mega Slowbro has an actually usable speed stat since the Shellder is assuming direct control and making it float and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:48:11 No.20467326 Report

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>>20467296
>So why ever Mega Evolve and swap it out for a worse ability?
because once the few possible counters are out you aren't going to swith anymore, especially with slowbro's offense that can finish the job alone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:49:13 No.20467341 Report

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>>20467319
>Unless Mega Slowbro has an actually usable speed
If anything it's gettnig slower. that's literally the point of the poke, and what makes it deadly if you set up a trick room in a way or another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:51:39 No.20467367 Report

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>>20467140
>its mega would probably end up in RU
>can't use it there because Slowbro is UU and no one's gonna use the mega

Life is pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:52:33 No.20467376 Report

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So... Mega Slowking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:52:43 No.20467379 Report

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>>20467256
Shelder got horny on night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:54:50 No.20467402 Report

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>>20467281
Nickname it slowbrah

Also
>tfw no mega Slowking

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:55:05 No.20467406 Report

Quoted By: >>20467439 >>20467442 >>20467452

>>20467303
You have a point, and so do these guys
>>20467304
>>20467311

So gimme a sec to rename it and clone it. Might take a while, I use the 2 3DS method and I'm not that great at it. My FC is 2578 - 4460 - 0911, I'll add you now and trade the clone to you once I have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:58:06 No.20467439 Report

Quoted By: >>20467452

>>20467406
Thanks, added!

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Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:58:31 No.20467442 Report

Quoted By: >>20467466 >>20467585

>>20467406

I can clone it for you and return to expedite the process if you trust me. Using powersaves makes it a matter of seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:59:13 No.20467451 Report

Quoted By: >>20467486

>see the 3 new mega evolutions
omg they all look so cool can't wait for the next
>mega slowbro leaked
....why?

If it doesn't have godlike stats then noone will usw slowfuck

Rens 2380-3891-1230 [Magmar, Slugma, Ninetales]

Rens 2380-3891-1230 [Magmar, Slugma, Ninetales] Tue 12 Aug 2014 11:59:18 No.20467452 Report

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>>20467406
>>20467439
woops

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:00:22 No.20467466 Report

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>>20467442
Given what I've seen happen on /vp/ in the past, I don't want to take the risk. This thing took 80 boxes of eggs to get, and while you seem pretty legit I'd rather you ran off with a clone than with the only one I have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:00:42 No.20467474 Report

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Give to Mega Slowbro a new (good) ability that MAKES SENSE and i's not Regenerator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:02:15 No.20467486 Report

Quoted By: >>20467517

>>20467451
Slowbro is actually a top tier threat in both UU and OU. It and Amoonguss form a ridiculous Regenerator core that's very difficult to break.

Mega Slowbro will probably see as much usage as Mega Garchomp though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:04:40 No.20467517 Report

Quoted By: >>20467572 >>20467602

>>20467486
This guy knows what's up.
Get rid of regenerator and Slowbro no longer forms that core.
>b-but you can hold off Mega Evo-
And then Slowbro has no Leftovers and less recovery, making it less efficient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:06:43 No.20467530 Report

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>>20467287
>>20467295

Well he looks pretty sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:08:39 No.20467544 Report

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Only disappointing thing is its model pose, could somene rotate the pictire so it's placed horizontally?
I think a grounded laying pose works better on it, like Slowpoke's one. The Shellder shell eyes would be still seen and the improvement would be suddenly visible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:10:39 No.20467565 Report

Quoted By: >>20467584 >>20467585 >>20472833

Avoiding Critical Hits seems more useful than recovering a little HP when a Pokemon is withdrawn.

Then again, I am not a switch-out whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:11:29 No.20467572 Report

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>>20467517
Stats fix the Lefties issue, I don't remember Venusaur suffering from the lack of Lefties, has Leech Seed, Giga Drain and Synthesis, Slowbro can rely on both Sleep Talk and Slack Off with more PPs and especially on more coverage and status moves.

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Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:12:50 No.20467584 Report

Quoted By: >>20467601

>>20467565

It's not just a little, but regenerator fags are overblowing the issue. As long as it can keep staying power with rest, and with the increased bulk, shell armor slowbro could have its place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:13:01 No.20467585 Report

Quoted By: >>20467614 >>20470738

>>20467442

Ok, I got the clone ready. Going online now.

>>20467565
Isn't the point of a wall to be used in Stall-esque teams? And thus recovery and switching out are very important?

I'm no expert on this, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:15:03 No.20467601 Report

Quoted By: >>20467622 >>20467635 >>20467677

>>20467584
Regenerator fags are going to be just as bad as the Prankster fags for Mega Sableye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:15:06 No.20467602 Report

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>>20467517
You won't be using the core once you mega. Really you only want to mega him late game for a bulky as all hell sweeping wall.

Already working on building a team around him and its going to be fucking fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:16:21 No.20467614 Report

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>>20467585
>Your opponent gets behind your pokemon
>You know he is going for a guaranteed critical strike with his Back Stab
>You suspect that he is fully invested in Dex for max critical scaling
Now who do you want to switch in? Mega bro, or non mega bro?

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Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:17:42 No.20467622 Report

Quoted By: >>20467637

ALLRIGHT.

Gonna go upstairs, plug in my laptop, tuck the fuck in, and begin the slow process of making a box of these niggers. I'll open up a GTS giveaway thread once its done and hand out 30 before I head to bed.

>>20467601

It's not as if they dont have a point, on paper, they look better as them holding an item, rather than their megas. They expected the megas to make them better, not create a different use.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:18:32 No.20467631 Report

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over ten minutes in MSPaint
This is maybe the first Mega I don't like. I don't hate it, either, but it sure is out of left field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:18:50 No.20467635 Report

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>>20467601
Agreed. Honestly these are two of my favorite megas so far and exactly what I want to see more of. I don't like megas that just go are just "I mega then play exactly the same only stronger"

I like the idea of megas giving more utility and having to make the right choice of when to mega and its good that Gamefreak is sorta getting behind that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:19:20 No.20467637 Report

Quoted By: >>20467641

>>20467622
Thought the Goomy was a remaining clone or something, jsut checked the OT. You sure you're ok parting with this?

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Sage ::4613-8595-4177:: //Frogadier//Kingler//Gyarados// !RdG2LLX4QA Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:20:26 No.20467641 Report

Quoted By: >>20467648 >>20467709

>>20467637

Yeah, it is a clone, but its one I did myself, enjoy!

31/31/31/31/31/30

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:20:31 No.20467644 Report

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I LOVE IT
>>20466959
Never mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:21:23 No.20467648 Report

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>>20467641
Ok, well thanks man. Have fun distributing the Slowbro, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:24:45 No.20467677 Report

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>>20467601
Unlike Regenerator, Prankster was the sole reason for Sableye to exists, its Mega has lost the selling point and the counterpart Mawile got a mega with a further power boosting ability despite having below average BST. Mega Sableye still keeps the poor bulk, HP base is very small and a slower recovery doesn't fix it. See the difference?

Mega Slowbro with or without Regenerator remains solid as it is and without Assault Vest as used in some sets it can rely on TWave Toxic Sleep and Slack Off still having a decent Sp.Def. and general bulk and rank capabilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:25:20 No.20467681 Report

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NO
THIS CAN'T BE REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:26:26 No.20467688 Report

Quoted By: >>20467699

>>20466901
Apparently it's tail hardens or becomes stronger so it can stand on it like a spring.

Source: Serebii

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:28:24 No.20467699 Report

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>>20467688
l-lewd
sounds like slowbro got stuck in a fleshlight with a hard on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:28:32 No.20467701 Report

Quoted By: >>20467718

Best mega 10/10
but in all seriousness I'm glad we're getting megas for under used Pokemon. I certainly didn't expect audino or slowbro to get a mega, and I'm happy that they're more useful now. This is what I was hoping for when I first heard about megas, a chance for less used or weaker Pokemon to now be relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:29:16 No.20467709 Report

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>>20467641
How long will it take you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:30:19 No.20467718 Report

Quoted By: >>20468025

>>20467701
Just because something is in UU doesn't automatically make it shit. Slowbro is great in the tier it's in, and as mentioned before it can even hold up in OU if used right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:32:44 No.20467734 Report

Quoted By: >>20467738 >>20467761 >>20467777 >>20468120 >>20472896

>>20466896
I like the design, it shows how differently gamefreaks thinks compared to the underage deviantart edgelords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:33:15 No.20467738 Report

Quoted By: >>20467745 >>20472896

>>20467734
that's ugly as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:34:22 No.20467745 Report

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>>20467738
exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:34:27 No.20467747 Report

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>>20466896
holy shit i thought this was fake

captcha: conformity umsgags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:34:44 No.20467754 Report

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>>20466896
Remind me of that boss in the Stafy games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:35:31 No.20467761 Report

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>>20467734
I really love the design, but the fact it has Shell Armor makes me think this is more of an "in-game Mega" than a competitive Mega.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:36:36 No.20467774 Report

Quoted By: >>20467791 >>20467792 >>20467826 >>20467836 >>20467851 >>20468504 >>20468603

>hermit crab pokemon
>finally looks like a hermit crab
>everyone now hates it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:36:44 No.20467777 Report

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>>20467734
Both have a bunch of spikes. Not really seeing a significant difference between the two.
Other than the official design looking extremely unhappy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:38:06 No.20467791 Report

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>>20467774
Its weird seeing it as a hermit crab, I just saw it as a pink hippo with a shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:38:10 No.20467792 Report

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>>20467774
I still don't understand why it's supposed to be a crab

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:39:40 No.20467815 Report

Quoted By: >>20467846

I just noticed its arm holes are around about where the "Shelder" eyes should be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:39:44 No.20467817 Report

Quoted By: >>20467950

Vore, the Mega.

Maybe Game Freak will make a Mega for every fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:40:09 No.20467826 Report

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>>20467774
So what the hell is Slowpoke then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:40:51 No.20467836 Report

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>>20467774
Well, considering it looks almost nothing like a hermit crab before and after mega evolving, I'd say someone fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:41:16 No.20467846 Report

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>>20467815
the eyes are on the back, idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:41:36 No.20467851 Report

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>>20467774

Slowbro has a good design.

Slowking has a good design.

I can't imagine who would approve this shit, slowbro got fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:43:01 No.20467871 Report

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>>20466896
Slowbro confirmed for beyblade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:43:47 No.20467881 Report

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I always forget about Slowpoke line.

They all look great, and nobody ever seems to use them, even NPCs. As far as I can remember atleast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:47:42 No.20467933 Report

Quoted By: >>20467950 >>20467966

>>20466896
>vore - the Pokemon
Seems like GF is pandering to every fetish under the sun now.

Next: Mega Goodra with a huge, gooey diaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:48:16 No.20467939 Report

Quoted By:

>hermitcrab
>is only called this by the kids who wrote its pokedex entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:48:59 No.20467950 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467817
>>20467933
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:50:03 No.20467966 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467933

They already have a Pokemon (Vullaby) that's literally titled the Diapered Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:53:04 No.20467996 Report

Quoted By: >>20468124 >>20468243

What type is Mega Slowbro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:55:39 No.20468025 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467718
I didn't say it was shit, it just isn't used much and I like the idea that more players will use it now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:55:54 No.20468028 Report

Quoted By:

It looks like its suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:58:10 No.20468055 Report

Quoted By: >>20468176

>>20467167
This guy gets it.

You can't expect /vp/ to know shit about battling. Most of them couldn't make it up the ladder to save Mawile using that Baton Pass team v2.0.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:00:07 No.20468079 Report

Quoted By:

Mega's shouldn't be all called megas

Armor Bro?
Or Sky charizard
or just something other than "Mega"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:02:16 No.20468120 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467734
I was even going to agree with you until you started talking like an underaged faggot yourself. Please, go back to 9fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:02:32 No.20468124 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467996
sound/bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:06:14 No.20468172 Report

Quoted By: >>20468248

It's...it's almost as though...Game Freak doesn't care about competitive singles battling, and apparantly didn't get the memo that a Mega Evolution must be more viable than its pre-evolved form.
Surely not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:06:23 No.20468176 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468055
spoken like a true shitter who wouldn't want to admit that he's shit as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:10:32 No.20468222 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468107

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:13:03 No.20468243 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467996
Water fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:13:19 No.20468248 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468172
Game Freak doesn't care and that's a good thing because they haven't pulled a FFXIII or Sonic '06 so far.

>inb4 Game Freak taskforce
Game Freak knows what they're doing. They're the masters of the hype train and know how to make money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:33:08 No.20468504 Report

Quoted By: >>20468550

>>20467774
It's a sazae-oni

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:36:48 No.20468550 Report

Quoted By: >>20478743

>>20468504
>Dinictus: *To DD*

>"That reminds me, how much of a say did you ever have in naming any of the Pokémon as one, if not the lead translators on the first games, anyway? Always been curious about that kind of creative input."

>DD:

>"Didn't get to do the all caps stuff (meaning move names, poke names, places, NPCs, etc. etc.) until around Gen 3 because my NOA handler was convinced he had a better handle on things. Which is why there were howlers like Slowbro being a "Hermit Crab Pokemon" and Marill becoming a "Polkadot Pokemon." Oh, and fucking RAGECANDYBAR.
>It used to drive me bananas that they'd pay me to translate, and then refuse to reason with me over issues like that.
>By around Gen 3, I think my old handler was replaced, and I got a lot more input into the all caps stuff. That's why I was able to preserve the pun pair "Old Chateau" and "Old Gateau" in DPPT when people were saying stupid shit like calling the "Gateau" "Bean Paste Cake," which would've been the correct translation, but would've killed the original joke dead."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:38:20 No.20468566 Report

Quoted By:

This Pokémon was accidentally uploaded by the Pokémon website in Korea. It has boosted Defense and Special Attack. Energy was focused in the Shellder biting Slowbro's tail, and the result was that the hardness of the shell increased and it became an immensely hard suit of armor that can be damaged by no one. When the battle begins Mega Slowbro uses its tail to stand up straight and it propels itself like a spring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:41:12 No.20468603 Report

Quoted By: >>20468612

>>20467774
>hippos in spiky ice cream cones look like Hermit Crabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:41:49 No.20468612 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468603
"Hermit Crab Pokémon" is a mistranslation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:43:39 No.20468633 Report

Quoted By:

>Digivolving into a beyblade
GF reached a new low.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:46:11 No.20468662 Report

Quoted By:

Magic Guard would be good in Mega Slowbro, if only...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:47:31 No.20468680 Report

Quoted By: >>20468687 >>20468697 >>20468698 >>20468703 >>20468707 >>20468717 >>20468741 >>20468914 >>20473592

My only complaint with this whole ordeal is WHY IS IT SLOWBRO WHO MEGA EVOLVES AND NOT SLOWKING?

Every Pokemon shown to have a Mega Evolution so far have been Pokemon in their final stages of Evolution, right? Wouldn't it make more sense to give Slowking the Mega Evolution? Also

>yfw this opens the floodgates for Pkachu to have a Mega Evolution.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:47:58 No.20468682 Report

Quoted By:

>Shell Armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:48:16 No.20468687 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
Because Slowbro does NOT evolve into Slowking. Jesus fuck, how can many of you NOT know this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:49:00 No.20468697 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
Slowking is a branch evo, not a final

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:49:03 No.20468698 Report

Quoted By: >>20468704

>>20468680
Let me take the bait. And let me jog your memory.

> Normal evolution
> Stone evolution
> Topsy-turvy evolution
> Trade evolution
> Branch evolution
> Happiness evolution
> Day/Night evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:49:58 No.20468703 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
>all those guys what use slowbro@eviolite
TOPKEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:49:59 No.20468704 Report

Quoted By: >>20468785

>>20468698
>happiness
You mean friendship.

If you're gonna correct someone, at least do it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:50:09 No.20468707 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
IF I SEE ONE MORE POST LIKE THIS, I WILL HAVE TO CUT A BITCH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:50:37 No.20468715 Report

Quoted By: >>20468843 >>20468862 >>20468877

What if Shell Armor had a specific bonus because it was on MegaBro? Like how Download changes the type of Technoblast depending on what Drive Genesect is holding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:50:46 No.20468717 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
>Goes to pokemon board
>Doesnt know anything about pokemon
>mfw I have no face with which to react

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:52:14 No.20468741 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
Please tell me this is bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:55:38 No.20468785 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468704
I'm sorry, I can't really remember things that well. I have anterograde memory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:59:39 No.20468843 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468715
Download has nothing to do with changing the type that Technoblast is, you moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:01:13 No.20468862 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468715
That's... not how it works. That's a property of just Technoblast itself, it's not related to Download at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:02:01 No.20468877 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468715
Holy mother of God, /vp/ is retarded today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:02:17 No.20468879 Report

Quoted By:

Shell Armor might not be that bad. I mean you will have to hold out your MegaEvo for a while to keep dem sweet Regens, but spreading Scald burns and taking out Stall/Wallbreakers would leave it almost unstoppable, especially seeing as how the best way to get through a Scald burn and hurt something is through a crit which Shell Armor blocks.

It'll be interesting to play, to say the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:03:20 No.20468891 Report

Quoted By:

Its face is perfect. Slowpoke and Slowbro have the silliest smiles on their faces.

This one has a face that just screams "something horribly wrong has happened" but its brain is still trying to catch up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:05:22 No.20468914 Report

Quoted By: >>20468955 >>20478770

>>20468680
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8 no h8 but im l8 for a d8 with n8, soon i meet him at the g8 and we will basterb8, its f8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:08:49 No.20468955 Report

Quoted By: >>20478770

>>20468914
*masterb8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:09:39 No.20468965 Report

Quoted By: >>20468995

Mega Slowbro's gonna be fucking awesome. It's gonna be an insane Defensive wall on it's own with above par Sp. Def once it mega evolves. I can see a Toxic/Amnesia/Slack Off/Scald set becoming a decent threat to anything that hasn't already set up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:09:44 No.20468968 Report

Quoted By: >>20469212 >>20478823 >>20479047 >>20479136 >>20479805

>>20466896
This is the laziest mega yet. It's literally just the shellder on its tail that got bigger and tried to eat Slowbro all the way instead of just munching on the tail, but in its last act of defiance Slowbro punched the eyeholes out of the shellder.

It's literally just Slowbro in a slightly bigger Shellder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:11:00 No.20468995 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468965
I think CM, Slack Off, Scald and Psyshock will be more common, and used as a late game cleaner/tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:13:52 No.20469052 Report

Quoted By:

Rest
Sleep Talk
Calm Mind
Scald

252 hp, 252 def, 4 satk

Assuming it already has sky high defense especially when invested, a boost in sdef is the only thing left. Would have been better if it had stockpile or cosmic power but oh well. Shell Armor prevents crits that will bypass your sdef boost. Non-fire physical set-up sweepers have to worry about a burn if they want to set-up on it.

Might be cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:24:14 No.20469194 Report

Quoted By: >>20469204 >>20469265

Best moveset for Eviolite Slowbro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:24:46 No.20469204 Report

Quoted By: >>20469211

>>20469194
>Eviolite Slowbro
>using Eviolite on a Pokémon that doesn't evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:25:37 No.20469211 Report

Quoted By:

>>20469204
That'sthejoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:25:41 No.20469212 Report

Quoted By: >>20469273

>>20468968
Isn't that the case for all of slowpokes evolutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:30:19 No.20469265 Report

Quoted By: >>20478236

>>20469194
Can anyone give me a moveset for my leftovers Shedinja?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:30:44 No.20469273 Report

Quoted By:

>>20469212
Slowking it's just clamped to his head. Slowbro it's just munching safely on the tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:30:59 No.20469276 Report

Quoted By: >>20469475

>Mega Slowbro
95/75/110/100/80/30
V
95/75/150/130/110/20

>Mega Audino
103/60/86/60/86/50
V
103/60/126/80/126/50

Are you happy that you're now getting more defensive Mega Evolutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:45:51 No.20469473 Report

Quoted By:

it isn't too bad design wise and shell armour isn't the worst ability. we still have slack off for recovery so the loss of regenerator isn't too bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:45:57 No.20469475 Report

Quoted By:

>>20469276
I'd be happy if Slowbro got 50 to def so I can do my rest/sleep talk/cm/scald plan.

95/75/160/130/100/30

252+ Atk Aegislash-Blade Shadow Claw vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 144-170 (36.5 - 43.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
252+ Atk Life Orb Bisharp Knock Off vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 151-182 (38.3 - 46.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
252+ Atk Tyranitar Crunch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 152-180 (38.5 - 45.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after sandstorm damage

All have to worry about burns if they try to set-up. All can get 2HKOed by Scald. Bisharp's sucker punch can 2HKO but will be unreliable due to Slowbro only having 1 attack. Just enter against something you can calm mind against and then sit there.

+1 4 SpA Slowbro Scald vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 218-258 (53.9 - 63.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 14:53:31 No.20469571 Report

Quoted By:

Maybe gamefreak is making all these megas specifically for lower teir/trickroom use? Not everyone plays OU the game.

Personally I think mega slowbro is going to be outclassed by regenorator. But if both defenses. Are beefed + hp + slack off + and it's immune to crits it's gonna be one hell of a tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 15:05:29 No.20469730 Report

Quoted By: >>20469826

>people still defend megas but shit on cross gen evos

Both have near equal ratios of shit and good designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 15:12:35 No.20469826 Report

Quoted By:

>>20469730
I think it has to do with megas being optional, while some of the cross-gen evos just made the unevolved pokemon outclassed, save Eviolite users. Fuck Electivire. I like it but I like Electabuzz way more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 15:57:58 No.20470439 Report

Quoted By:

Why the fuck can't it be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:07:02 No.20470622 Report

Quoted By: >>20472958

>>20466896
I dunno, man.

It looks so fucking retarded but it's going to be really, really good.

CM Slowbro is threatening enough as it is. Try fighting one with 150-160 Def that can't be critted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:11:38 No.20470738 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467585
could i reserve a clone?

Alex 3652-1835-6940

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Alex 3652-1835-6940 Tue 12 Aug 2014 17:50:55 No.20472349 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466896
Shell Armor? Really? Goddamn it. I swear Gamefreak staff fucking smoke weed all day or something. Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 17:57:10 No.20472443 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467140

Just like how Mega Venusaur is completely outclassed by regular Venusaur, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:17:43 No.20472833 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467565

You are clueless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:20:37 No.20472896 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467734
>>20467738

Shit taste, that design's cool as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:23:35 No.20472958 Report

Quoted By:

>>20470622
>>20472614

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:24:55 No.20472985 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466959
Only hope for this thing is calm minding for days once all toxic users on the opposite team are gone with 252 evs on hp/def. Shell armour would at least completely prevent someone piercing the sp def stacks with a crit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:31:49 No.20473116 Report

Quoted By:

Why are so many retards acting as if Mega bro doesn't get any stat boosts or slack off?

Also lol at smogon singles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:35:36 No.20473186 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466964
Where did this animuu maymay come from and why is it funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:57:05 No.20473592 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468680
I thought this as a kid, but come on mate. When internet was popularized you should have known this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:59:21 No.20477828 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467313
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:10:50 No.20478039 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466896

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:13:14 No.20478088 Report

Quoted By:

>good design
>loses one of the best abilities and gains one of the worst

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:15:18 No.20478114 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:20:40 No.20478205 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466979
10/10

Can´t stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:21:03 No.20478208 Report

Quoted By: >>20478371

i think it's cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:22:42 No.20478236 Report

Quoted By: >>20478510

>>20469265
shadow sneak
recover
swords dance
final gambit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:30:32 No.20478371 Report

Quoted By:

>>20478208
Personally, I think it would be cuter if it was laying down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:38:49 No.20478510 Report

Quoted By: >>20478759

>>20478236

>Swords dance
>Shadow sneak

But those are half decent? Shedinja can have swords dance, he just needs to get it from gen 3 upon splitting from ninjask, when he learns it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:39:42 No.20478524 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467256

Shellder got tired of Slowbro's bullshit so he decided to slowly take over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:54:51 No.20478743 Report

Quoted By: >>20479912

>>20468550
Who is DD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:55:53 No.20478759 Report

Quoted By:

>>20478510
actually didn't know that, after a swords dance it probably could do some damage.
you'd probably get a free turn while your opponent switches in something to kill it.
gonna try it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:56:53 No.20478770 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468914
>>20468955
Fuck off, you unfunny cunt.
Die in a ditch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:58:13 No.20478796 Report

Quoted By:

i don't quite understand what's wrong with shell armor.

sure, it's not as direct a benifit as regenerator when switching is always going to be part of the meta,
but m-slowbro looks like a staller. and managing damage and healing can be tough if a critical hit comes in and bypasses your defense boosts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:59:54 No.20478823 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468968
>the laziest mega
>Not Kangaskhan where the kid just comes out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:05:15 No.20478934 Report

Quoted By: >>20479004

>Slowbro punched out the eyes of the Shellder thus killing it
>the Shellder isn't even alive anymore, but it got around his body to the point where it can't unclench and come off
>Slowbro is truly forced into living forever with the shellder corpse on it
>if someone tries to remove it, the fangs/spines that have grown through his body will kill the Slowbro
>this is why he makes the face he does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:09:45 No.20479004 Report

Quoted By: >>20479039

>>20478934
>Slowbro punched out the eyes of the Shellder thus killing it

it has eyes on the back, if you can find screenshots.
it's alive.
>sarlacc pit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:11:42 No.20479034 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466896
Never really liked Slowbro, but I just fucking love this mega, ONLY because of the look on his face. It's like he's finally realized just how much of a mistake it was to lure another Pokemon into biting its tail in order to evolve, and is just pondering the consequences that have entailed...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:11:55 No.20479039 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479004
here found one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:12:12 No.20479047 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468968
>the shellder on its tail that got bigger and tried to eat Slowbro all the way instead of just munching on the tail, but in its last act of defiance Slowbro punched the eyeholes out

I hadn't looked at it in such a hardcore way before. I like this mega a little more now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:12:41 No.20479055 Report

Quoted By: >>20479257

>>20466896
the feel when gamefreak fucks your favorite pokemon hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:17:05 No.20479136 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468968
the eyes are on the back of the shell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:24:12 No.20479257 Report

Quoted By: >>20479478

>>20479055

I don't know that feel. Because Slowbro still exists, and is still just as good with Regenerator/Leftovers as he ever was, and I still could have gone for a Slowking if I wanted, and now I have a Mega option too.

There's been no Slowbro fuckery here.

Megas always get new abilities. What did you want, more stats and SUPER REGENERATOR that gives him all his HP back for switching out? That's fucking dumb.

tl;dr Slowbro is unchanged, the Mega is okay, and if it was too good, it'd either be banned or become super popular amongst faglords. I like M Slowbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:25:14 No.20479296 Report

Quoted By: >>20479362

>>20466966
The whole fuckin point of megas is to be good in combat, so they give him a shitty combat ability?
THey would have an excuse if you could have more then one or buffed the fuck out of his stats but no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:28:33 No.20479362 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479296
>The whole fuckin point of megas is to be good in combat

Said who?

I don't recall anyone ever saying that. And even if they did, I'm sure they didn't specify Singles, Rotational Battles, Doubles, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:33:44 No.20479478 Report

Quoted By: >>20479562 >>20479656 >>20479785

>>20479257
>. What did you want, more stats and SUPER REGENERATOR that gives him all his HP back for switching out? That's fucking dumb.
That's a shitty argument, they could have tried something in between and possibly original regarding slowbro's gameplay. For instance he could have had parental bond (broken I agree but fits the theme), or stance change. Or maybe something new regarding its theme. shell armour looks great for an anime episode maybe, but ingame it's poor and doesn't fit well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:35:32 No.20479520 Report

Quoted By:

>>20467192

I might be more inclined to agree with you if not for the fact that he has reliable recovery already and his mega just gets even bulkier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:37:17 No.20479562 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479478

>fits the theme

Shellder and Slowpoke are not mother and son. There is no parental bond. The theme is fit perfectly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:41:46 No.20479656 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479478
His mega form obviously will receive a massive defense boost and possibly even a speed reduction, and it's ability turns it into a wall that not even a crit can overcome, and o top of that it has reliable recovery and Calm Mind. M-Slowbro is looking pretty nice on peper, I don't understand why you're upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:46:43 No.20479785 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479478
Slowbro's gameplay got improved.
Switch Slowbro in and out, being a pivot and letting his team take out opponent stall mons while regenerating.
Then mega evolve, set up while not having to worry about bad luck crit hits that ignore the defense boosts fucking him over, and then destroy everything.

>Scald
>Fire Blast/Psyshock/Ice Beam
>Calm Mind
>Rest/Slack Off
I can see that set pretty being pretty awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:47:50 No.20479805 Report

Quoted By:

>>20468968
>but in its last act of defiance Slowbro punched the eyeholes out of the shellder.
If you saw the in-game screenshots, Shellder's eyes are still there from behind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:48:39 No.20479814 Report

Quoted By:

>>20466896
The shellder better still have it's face or i'll be pissed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:51:15 No.20479865 Report

Quoted By: >>20479886 >>20479957

I traded my Slowbro to a friend while holding two different Kings Rock and he didn't evolve either time but then I traded my Poliwhirl while holding one and he evolved in Politoad. Has anybody else had this problem?

Please help, I'm trying to prepare for ORAS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:52:34 No.20479886 Report

Quoted By:

>>20479865
Give slowpoke kings rock, it evolves into slowking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:54:10 No.20479912 Report

Quoted By:

>>20478743
Dirk Diggler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:56:23 No.20479957 Report

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>>20479865
It's been less than 24 hours, and this fucking "hilarious maymay" has already been ran into the ground.
I hate you, your friend, and I hope you both die.

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