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I really don't know how would anyone like this design, hear me out. Pokemon are not suppose to stand all day like in the games, they are like humans, they have to move to gain the food, to escape from dangerous situations etc. They just have to move. This Mega abomination limits Slowbro so much, that even standing on a tail doesnt redeem it. What, he is going to jump on it like Spoink? He can barely move his arms, really downgrading evolution, which only makes him suffer more. Design wise it is the worst mega for sure, it serves no purpose besides fucking up Slowbro.>inb4 autism No you dumb fuck. If you are designing a creature, you have to think about everything, how it moves, what it needs, what purpose it serves etc. I hope this is fake, and we are going to see much more relevant Megas. I dont mind Audino though.
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Quit being such a whining faggot
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>>20470426 >being this mad Anonymous
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>>20470426 aint this more like megashellder?
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>>20470449 Cool argument you have there my friend. Here, have a stick as a reward for your usefulness.
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>>20470426 it unmegas when it wants to move
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Pretty sure he's going to move around like a spinning top. LET IT RIP.
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This is why its not a regular Pokemon and only an in battle form. Also it actually does move like spoink
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yfw it is the shellder that megaevolves
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Honestly I can't see a reason to use it over Normal Slowbro until we see the stats, which will have to be done really well
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Isnt mega a temporary thing? They wouldnt be mega for more than a few minutes at a time.
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>>20470426 Good thing Megas aren't permanent forms and just things used in battle, right?
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>>20470426 Nigga, it's a psychic. The mother fucker could use telekinesis to fly and shit. He doesn't need legs now that he's supercharged.
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>>20470426 >he is now a water/psychic hurricane. Anonymous
>>20470426 Are you retarded? He is only like that in battle when he mega evolves. Not when he's just chilling. Mega evolution is about turning a pokemon into its ultimate killing machine mode for a short period of time
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>>20470426 I think it's cute
not all megas are supposed to look cool, especially not the slowpoke line. If they didn't look derpy as fuck it wouldn't look right.
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>>20470552 >>20470568 Still this is bad designed mega, it limits him as fuck.
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>wild mega pokemon Ok yeah whatever
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>>20470581 its a temporary form.
he doesn't have to live inside mega shellder forever.
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>>20470581 Look at his stubby as fuck legs. He's not gonna take on a powerhouse like Machamp or a speedster like Hawlucha anytime soon. If anything, the giant Shellder helps him since it provides extra protection.
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>>20470576 This, OP you fucked up.
Plus not all animals need to move, see sponges and a bunch of other sealife
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>>20470426 Would you have preferred it if the shell just swallowed him whole and it was a totally different type/ ability?
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>>20470426 Mega evolution design is only for battle. So they aren't studied to be normal pokemon evolutions but temporary forms. They can be whatever they want
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>>20470426 What a fucking moron. Pokemon dont stay mega. They change back after the battle.
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>>20470696 Should've been a giant shell with darkness inside that he occasionally peeks out of like Vanilla Ice
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>>20470581 >Gets proven wrong. >I-it's still a bad design!!!!! Anonymous
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>>20470867 What a fucking moron. He means, that design is fucking up original mon, not that he is fucked forever, fucktard.
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Mega slowbro is shit but what did you expect from a group that green lighted hideous mega manectric
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>>20470426 kil you are selv.
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>>20470426 Almost all megas are shit. The concept is bad enough, its use as a crutch instead of adding real evolutions and new pokemon is worse, but they can't even get the designs right on most of them, they look like wet garbage.
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>>20470426 Every time you mega evolve Slowbro, you inch him closer to death by digestion.
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>>20471007 あなたはこれを翻訳していなかったみました?
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Pokémon can't even mega evolve without a trainer, why his wild life would matter for the design?
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>>20471022 most mega Pokémon looks like the "it just get bigger" evolutions that everyone seems to hate, I think it's much better that they're just temporary ultra modes
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>>20471039 >あなたはこれを翻訳していなかったみました? 何だ?ちゃんと書いてこのバカ野郎。
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>>20470426 I think it's kinda cute.
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>>20471084 >ワット イズ グーグル トランスレータ Anonymous
>>20470426 I like the idea of mega evolution, but the only thing I dislike about it is the design of many of them. Most designs are weird as fuck and feel like some fan designed them. This slowbro just randomly decides to start jumping on its tail like wtf why?
Pic related would be much simpler and better imo.
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>>20471135 >>ワット イズ グーグル トランスレータ 正しい
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>>20470426 It's a psychic type and is clearly based on muscles and other such, no moving yet sea dwelling things. It's not supposed to move.
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When I got on /vp/ today I thought some fucker was spamming the board with his fake mega. Then I checked my RSS feeds and saw that it's totally legit. Eew. I hope it's shit for competitive so I don't have to see it around.
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The more I look at it the more I like mega slowbro, It just kind of fits it. It's like slowbro saw other pokemon mega evolve, and it just wore it's shell like steve erkel wears pants trying to fit in.
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Megas are temporary forms for battle. They do not need to have features fit for surviving in the wild because they are all domesticated. Think about that.
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>>20470426 I wouldn't have a problem with the evos if they had just put Regenerator on both. The only way they could work normally is by using Regeneration because they are meant to be defensive pivots and HOLD THE LINE. Now we just have to rely on Recover which is taunting bait. I really hope this is fake all along or something, but knowing GameFreak these days I'm not surprised either way.
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>>20471547 Someone doesn't understand conceptual design or, even disregarding that, that 4x4 doubles is the main format.
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>>20471605 And yet it's still fucking useless unless you have a designated teammate protecting their ass because they didn't put on the right ability.
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>>20470426 50/50
I'm already used to its mega's design, however everyone would admit it would look better lying on the ground like a Slowpoke does and not standing on its tail like this.
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>>20470426 If his in-game animation had him spin around really slowly on his tail like Gen 5 Ferroseed I would die a happy man.
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>>20471605 Regenerator is still better than Healer. Healer is fucking useless.
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>>20470426 That's one dumb looking design alright.
I bet gamefreak doesn't even make a mega slowking to go along with it. Anonymous
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>>20470426 I think its super cute.
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>>20470426 But the transformation is temporary and only if the trainer has a bond with the creature. It doesn't live like this ways
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It is part psychic moves by mind powers.
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>>20471635 >>20471834 >some doesn't understand conceptual design It's as if you guys expect abilities to be thrown around just to support imagined metagame viability instead of actually making sense.
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>>20471171 lel randum.
no, it starts jumping on its tail because its tail is probably pretty strong from holding up the shellder's weight forever. The design is good, it makes sense for such a physically defensive mon, the image you gave makes no sense for slowbro. Those hand-shellders would rarely be used and just get in the way, unlike the official mega's use as armour.
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>>20471936 I dunno, does Adaptability make sense on Mega Lucario from a design and conceptual standpoint? How about Absol and Magic Bounce. How about Skill Link on Mega Heracross. Is that conceptual? Does that make sense from a design standpoint?
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>>20471994 Does it? You don't expect the 'lifeforce dog' to have Adaptability from a conceptual standpoint. You don't expect Absol to have Magic Bounce, nor do you expect Mega Lopunny to have Scrappy. Mega Heracross' ability is, what, only for 3 moves on it? How does that make sense for arguing about it? I dunno, I guess I expected Audino and Slowbro to get a useful ability like nearly everyone else due top the clear track record, not this.
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>>20470426 I feel like the shell is the more sentient creature in Slowbro's Mega. So it wouldn't really have to move just sit around for the most part. It'd also explain why slowbro looks dead/ even more out of it than before.
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>>20472048 You need to get learned, friend. It all makes complete sense and if you can't figure out the conceptual designs of children's game characters then you've clearly been using your eyes wrong for your entire life.
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>>20472089 Yeah, course it does. Just like having Speed Boost on a fiery chicken makes sense. Why don't you just accept that these abilities suck on these two Megas either way no matter how you look at it in comparison to everything else? Because clearly you haven't learned enough to recognize my point.
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>>20472132 >Everyone else is wrong, only I am right Stop being so mad and learn to look, m80.
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>>20472155 I'm still saying these abilities are shit in conjunction to everything else. Why can't you look at that?
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>>20470426 >Pokemon are not suppose to stand all day like in the games, they are like humans, they have to move to gain the food, to escape from dangerous situations etc. Good thing it's only a temporary (and optional might I add) change that only takes place in battles then isn't it? Stop crying over it, your spaghetti's showing.
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>>20472174 You have offered no reasoning for it outside of
>"dogs can't adapt, beetle's can't skills" or whatever. Please learn to evaluate ideas before lambasting them.
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>>20472229 OK, so let's say that their abilities make sense since you're still hung up on that. Compared to the abilities these two Megas have, these two Megas do not have very good abilities. In no way am I saying the abilities given to 80% of the other Megas are bad, I'm saying that they don't really make much sense as a whole. So while, yes, these abilities for these two Megas do make sense for the Pokemon, they are fucking terrible.
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>>20472266 I don't see any problem at all. Plus, so what is an ability sucks? Pyroar has terrible abilities, but it makes sense.
Nice dub-dubs.
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>>20472296 Because that's kind of a factor if a mon gets used or not, dude. Though Pyroar has more problems than just a simple ability mixup.
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>>20470476 i hope this is a joke, cause this guy is one of the best megamon designs.
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>>20472319 It's not a game about smogon rules, it's a game about monster collecting.
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>>20470426 You do realize that the Shellder is a parasite in the Slow evolution
The Mega Evolution simbolizes the takeover of the Slow.
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>>20472343 I know it is, that didn't stop the fanbase from turning it into that.
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>>20471171 The pic you posted looks even more retarded
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>>20472344 It's symbiosis, bro. In this case the symbiotic relationship is taken further and Shellder becomes armor
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>>20471012 Serebii's confirmed it and Mega Audino. This one has Shell Armor, while Mega Audino got Healer.
I'm struggling to see how Mega Slowbro isn't going to replace Mega Banette as the shittiest Mega in the game. At least Mega Audino is part Fairy-type now.
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>>20472361 You're only seeing one side of the fanbase, though.
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I just realized that this is the first time we've seen the tip of Slowbro's tail
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>>20470426 If this is what they did to my bro I might actually be retiring
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>>20470552 Don't forget the contests bro! The CONTESTS!!!!
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>>20470426 Read this
>>20470550 It's not like these things are in the wild you fucking moron. They need a trainer to mega evolve. The only thing slower then a Slowpoke is your brain cells trying to fire off.
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>>20471171 A slowbro with man boobies and devoured by three shelders
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WHO THE FUCK CARES
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>>20470426 >this pokemon is called mega SLOWbro >mega evolutions go away after battle >OP is a faggot Anonymous
I kinda have an idea of why mega slowbro is shaped like that but it's just a theory, sorry for shitty paint skills. So slowbro has the shellder on his tail, and slowking has the shellder on his head. How did the the shellder get on his head, it couldn't just jump off and get on his head, because stupid evolution rules or something like that. So mega slowbros are just slowbros wanting to become slowkings, but become this new mega evolution.
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carbinks are just fossilized mega slowpokes
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>>20470581 >30 base speed He wasn't going anywhere, idiot.
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>>20479597 Slowpoke, Slowbro and Slowking are actually snail demons - that's why they're so slow and that's why Mega Slowbro has a full shell.
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>>20479486 do you even anime bruh? It was explained during a Johto episode
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Why are so many people so retarded to think that Slowbro can evolve into Slowking? Are they being retarded and do they really not know it's just an alternate evolution like Poliwrath/Politoed, Hitmonchan/top/lee, Vileplume/Bellossom etc. or are they just trolling
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>>20479486 I think it was Slowpoke + Shelder on tail = Slowbro
Slowpoke + King's Rock + Shelder on King's Rock = Slowking
Mega Slowbro is just the opposite of Slowbro where everything is covered by the Shelder except for the tail.
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>>20470426 Hey Mods if you're out there, this is Goodrafag, please delete these threads. Everybody else just report and ignore.