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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:30:47 No.20474138 View View Reply Original Report

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Well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:32:08 No.20474162 Report

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>>20474138
Its unhappy because it's being eaten alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:32:20 No.20474165 Report

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kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:32:50 No.20474176 Report

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>>20474138
It finally felt the Shellder bite its tail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:33:00 No.20474179 Report

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It just realized a shellder was biting its tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:33:16 No.20474183 Report

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>>20474138
Pokémon became edgy pieces of shit unable to show emotions.
That's what happened.
Fuck you, Gamefuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:34:15 No.20474204 Report

Quoted By: >>20474288 >>20474811

>Naturally dull to begin with, it lost its ability to feel pain due to Shellder's seeping poison.
shell isn't biting down anymore
it noticed the shell
it can feel pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:35:19 No.20474221 Report

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I wonder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:35:33 No.20474225 Report

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>>20474138
meme posts like this tickle my autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:35:45 No.20474226 Report

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I like how it's not angry or scared, just kind of unsettled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:36:09 No.20474235 Report

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>>20474183

>I'm a retard dropped on the head as an infant

How do you breathe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:36:54 No.20474247 Report

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>>20474183

>edgy
>can't show emotion

literally what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:38:06 No.20474265 Report

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Would you be happy if you realized your time was almost up.

Slowbro finally understands why Shelldar was on its tail the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:38:15 No.20474268 Report

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After turn 2013, he no longer found it all fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:39:57 No.20474288 Report

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>>20474176
>>20474179
>>20474204
Wow I just noticed that
Fucking hype

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:40:47 No.20474299 Report

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>>20474183
You seem rather upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:40:51 No.20474301 Report

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>>20474183
>BLAH BLA BLAH WHINE WHINW WHINE

Please speak in english

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:41:32 No.20474311 Report

Quoted By: >>20474902

>slowbro is so slow that it took him 18 years to realize he was being eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:43:42 No.20474342 Report

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>>20474301
>>20474299
>>20474235
You're the fucking retards here if you actually like shit like this >>20474247 or Mega-Edgyretard up on the OP.
But of course, all of you are willing to eat Gamefuck's shit for as long as the company stands.
You all disgust me.

Yosuke 4914 3485 7607

Yosuke 4914 3485 7607 Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:45:30 No.20474372 Report

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>>20474138
Slowpoke is oblivious because he is omniscient, Slowbro is conscious but happy, Slowking is hyper intelligent but mega slowbro is conscious of its current predicament of being trapped by shellder and therefore upset. Hoping for dat rapid spin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:45:53 No.20474379 Report

Quoted By: >>20474428

I'd like this thing a lot more if it didn't stand upright and look retarded.. Slowbro should be on the ground, and work similarly to a hermit crab in its shell.. Would be #1 qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:46:06 No.20474386 Report

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>>20474342

You're the dumbfuck who said that Pokemon can't show emotion in this generation, assclown.

If you want to throw a stone in a glass house, you'd best wear protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:47:09 No.20474413 Report

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It's a cute mega imo. i think the design is funny and quirky and works well with the fact that slowbro is a derpy pokemon in general. In terms of usability, dunno, shell armour sounds like a step down from regenerator

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:47:13 No.20474414 Report

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>>20474342
>If its not making a happy face then it's emotionless and edgy
>Using the word "Edgy" as an argument point anyway

ayy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:47:34 No.20474422 Report

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>>20474342
If you hate pokemon so much, why browse this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:47:53 No.20474428 Report

Quoted By: >>20474498 >>20474584

>>20474379
It depends on the animation.
The animation could make or break the design for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:49:20 No.20474454 Report

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>>20474138
it's unhappy because robby wilhelm died

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:50:15 No.20474483 Report

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So i guess shelder is like a parasite that eventually takes over slowbro or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:50:20 No.20474487 Report

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>>20474138
please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:50:49 No.20474498 Report

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>>20474428
I should wobble back and forth on its tail and flail its arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:51:17 No.20474506 Report

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>>20474342
You can always not buy the game and Zip it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:51:30 No.20474514 Report

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>>20474342
Keep crying bitch nigga that'll sure show us and help you get your way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:51:30 No.20474516 Report

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>>20474498
Right.
It says it spins like a top, but since he looks sad he should be struggling in there.

IGN: John | FC: 1247-0130-8598 | TSV: 0264

IGN: John | FC: 1247-0130-8598 | TSV: 0264 Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:51:40 No.20474521 Report

Quoted By: >>20474533 >>20474815

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that this thing is going to be shit due to it having shell armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:52:21 No.20474530 Report

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>>20474498
I hope it goes into its shell when using defensive moves. Would be hilarious seeing it get eaten to defend itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:52:24 No.20474533 Report

Quoted By: >>20474565

>>20474521
That's what everyone is talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:53:24 No.20474556 Report

Quoted By: >>20474625 >>20474654

Shell armour could be cool if slowbro gets acupressure via move tutor

Yosuke 4914 3485 7607

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Yosuke 4914 3485 7607 Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:53:41 No.20474565 Report

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>>20474533

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:54:35 No.20474584 Report

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>>20474428
I'm curious about this, if it'll be balanced or constantly fighting to not tip over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:56:17 No.20474625 Report

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>>20474556
>citizen slow

please gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:57:28 No.20474654 Report

Quoted By: >>20474774

>>20474556
With increased defences, that sounds terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:59:40 No.20474699 Report

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I love how pissed he looks. So fucking cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:01:42 No.20474739 Report

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>>20474138

>Thiiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiiis nooooooooo looooooooonger poooooooooood raaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:01:48 No.20474740 Report

Quoted By: >>20474781

I' surprised nobody made a Poke reaction image out of Mega Slowbro parodying the "His smile and optimism. Gone" phrase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:03:08 No.20474761 Report

Quoted By: >>20474780

Slowbro just heard about Robin the moment ge Mega evolved thus making the smile a permanent feature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:03:41 No.20474774 Report

Quoted By: >>20474806

>mrw Mega Funbro
>>20474654

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:04:04 No.20474780 Report

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>>20474761
robin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:04:07 No.20474781 Report

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>>20474740
Make it yourself, faget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:05:20 No.20474806 Report

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>>20474774
Can't do mega funbro because it can't hold that one berry to restore PP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:05:25 No.20474811 Report

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>>20474265
>>20474204
>>20474179
>>20474176
Holy shit. Holy crap. Never thought of that. Poor thing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:05:31 No.20474815 Report

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>>20474521
Switch Slowbro in and out, being a pivot and letting his team take out opponent stall mons while regenerating.
Then mega evolve, set up while not having to worry about bad luck crit hits that ignore the defense boosts fucking him over, and then destroy everything.

>Scald
>Fire Blast/Psyshock/Ice Beam
>Calm Mind
>Rest/Slack Off
I can see that set pretty being pretty awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:07:26 No.20474852 Report

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>>20474138
Why not Slowking? He's the superior Slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:07:46 No.20474856 Report

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>>20474781
Well ain't you a helper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:08:22 No.20474870 Report

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>>20474179
What the fuck is is dude called anyways? I could know your maymay but I felt like asking.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:09:55 No.20474902 Report

Quoted By: >>20474978

>>20474311

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:11:29 No.20474930 Report

Quoted By: >>20475015

>>20474815
People don't realize this isn't like most of the other megas and is a step in the right direction.

All other megas
>mega on the first turn out because its only a pure upgrade

So boring. This one lets it play the pivot early in the game and switch into godly bulk sweeper endgame. Too many people are stuck on "b-but regenarator!" when you wouldn't want to switch out a 3x calm minded slowbro anyway and the ability just helps it once its set up. Not to mention the huge stat boost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:13:17 No.20474978 Report

Quoted By: >>20475040

>>20474902
ebin maymay, were in reddit did you find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:15:58 No.20475015 Report

Quoted By: >>20475041 >>20475066 >>20475112

>>20474930
Exactly, man.
Mega-Sableye seems the same way with the Prankster and Magic Bounce + added bulk shift.

I like how megas aren't just straight sweepers or bulky attackers, but can play more intricate roles now. I like how they're developing over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:17:44 No.20475040 Report

Quoted By: >>20476983 >>20477062

>>20474978

we everyone always complains about reddit but no one says nothing about 9fag? 9fag is like the ultimate anus of the Internet. I went to 9fag today, for like 10 minutes. The sheer stupidity of that place made me want to gauge my eyes out. They are the stupidest bunch in the whole fucking Internet, I mean it. Why no one says nothing about them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:17:45 No.20475041 Report

Quoted By: >>20475066

>>20475015
Shame they didn't focus more on that when megas were first released. They would be a lot more enjoyable that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:19:14 No.20475066 Report

Quoted By: >>20475188

>>20475015
>>20475041
I think they'll get better with diversifying megas as time goes on and they see how people are using them. It is a bit of a new thing and I'm glad they are still experimenting with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:22:00 No.20475112 Report

Quoted By: >>20475156

>>20475015
Abomasnow and Tyranitar could be considered the same as weather's no longer permanent, so you just mega evolve after the first five turns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:24:59 No.20475156 Report

Quoted By: >>20475177

>>20475112
Definitely.
I ran a Sandstorm team and was down to just Tyrantitar. I was worried my Sandstorm support would be gone in two turns since I had to use his mid-duration, but I just waited to Mega evolve once it faded and got it back up.
I felt like such a bad ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:25:51 No.20475177 Report

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>>20475156
D-Darude Sandstorm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:26:13 No.20475188 Report

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>>20475066
I definitely agree.
It's excited to see them actually experimenting and doing cool things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 20:45:33 No.20475487 Report

Quoted By: >>20475710

>generation 9 rollsout
>giga evolution are announced
>Slowbro literally break the shell from inside and is rebirthed as a sexy gril with big tits nicknamed "the pokegod love."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 21:01:37 No.20475710 Report

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>>20475487
I was with you until "shell", I expected the post to end with it devolving into Slowpoke since there's no shell anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:10:20 No.20476983 Report

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>>20475040
This is why you have to start on /b/.
/b/ talks about 9gag all the time (I think, they used too anyways).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:13:37 No.20477036 Report

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>>20474138
It got better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:15:24 No.20477062 Report

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>>20475040
Stop defending reddit fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:15:31 No.20477068 Report

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>>20474870
Reminder that this post happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:18:51 No.20477136 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhLgR1Injl4
>frog = slowpoke shellder = snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:19:26 No.20477145 Report

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he lost his gf

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:20:11 No.20477162 Report

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>>20474870
>not know who Emotional Reptile is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:24:20 No.20477220 Report

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>>20474870
Stop posting for a while

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