>long time friend always wanted to battle with me
>He was rich and I was from a poor family
>he already had DS, I loved my old GBcolor
>we grew older and shit so, when I had my DS, it was really hard to meet
>all suffering studying years paid off and now I have a great life
>all these years he brags about how he's great at pokémon
>we finally meet, he request a fight, all our friends watching
>I'm going to defend the honor of my waifuteam against the great, balanced team he talks about
>Go Nidoqueen, I know you can do it!
>He send out his -favorite pokémon of all time - Charizard
>charizard is reacting to charizardite X
>braces for the impact
>...
>Mega charizard X attacks: Fire blast, flamethrower, fire spin, blast burn
I don't need to say what happened next.
