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Chesnaught. It is really a thing. A fanart mega shuckle. A robot in a shell.
This "plant" can be female too. I mean how the fuck? Besides the beard, though look and bulky spike shield, it's a fucking tank. A green tank.
It's only 1.6 metres tall, but looks from distance like a viking on a costume festival. Who the fuck even got the idead on an wandering hedgehog tank with arms and legs that look like from the robot from "The Iron Giant" or the robots in "Howl's Moving Castle".
It has the highest base Defense of all fully evolved starters. It's a fighting-type. Well, at least it's not fire.
No, but Talonflame is. And it's flying. Like the absolute opposite of Chesnaught. Gamefreak doesn't like Chesnaught either, that's why they immediately added a Pokemon that conters Chesnaught like it was a bug.
And to make sure that Chesnaught dies they made Talonflame so strong, that people simply had to overuse it.
At the end of a hard day I warm up a coffee, sit down in my garden and wallow in memories to the day I destroyed my Pokemon X card, because this shitty fucker appeared on my screen. It was the day I bought it. I bought Y on the next day and did the same.
I think I would turn into a super saiyan and destroy everything, if I had to fight Jynx and Chesnaught at the same time.
And I think I would turn into a super saiyan god and kill god, if I would lose the battle.
Maybe I sacrifice a virign to a god next week or something like that to make that happen.
If Chesnaught and Jynx had a baby, it would be called Hugh Jackman.
But besides all of that, still it's not Charizard. So it could be worse.
Favorite starter is Chespin. Cutest of all.
