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>Favorite Gen 2
What the fuck were they thinking?
Did they think 'Hm, connecting two countries... Great idea! Let's make two teams, one who works on Johto and one who works on Kanto and let them never ineract.'
The Pokemon. 'Design as few as possible and throw some of them on Johto and some on Kanto.' Sense, that they weren't in Kanto before?
Sense, that they aren't in Johto? You can see trainers who fight with Houndour, but can't get it before you've beaten the E4.
The Dragon's Den. 'A cave where dragons live.' Dragons? The only things I see there are some unevoled snakes and the weakest Pokemon in existence.
Dragons? Call Sylveon, we got Dragons. Wrong generation? Then tell how Houndour came on Route 7.
Pidgeotto. Level 9. How? Explain me that, Falkner. Cheating in the first gym, hm? Cool guy.
Team Rocket. You rush through them like they are Route 1 trainers. No one helps. Okay, fine, someone has to be hero. And for saving every single Pokemon in the whole country you get...
a feather. Worth it! Money, free Pokeballs tzzz, a feather is more than I could have expected.
'Hey, mum, I saved the land!' - 'Great, wanna save money so I can waste it for shit that you'll never need?'
Thank Arce- ehh, god, that I can rest from all of these nonsense in a game of chance. 'Oh, hello little boy, want to try your luck on the slot-machine?
You lost? No problem, you can buy coins with your real cash.'
No one know you. 'Guys, guys, I've beaten Team Rocket, every arena in Johto and Kanto, found the coil so the generator for the magnet trains works again and disposed the sleeping Snorlax.'
'Hmm... never heard.'
'My son is gone. Since three years. He never came back, so I guess he's fine.' No, he lives with 6 Pokemon on the top of the most dangerous mountain in vicinity.
What he's doing all day? Standing there. Mabe he fucks his Pokemon, who knows? He never talks. If you beat him, he's gone. No, he doesn't not home. He's simply gone. And he returns sometimes.
Still my favorite.
