ITT: We pretend Pokemon is RL
>remember, its not a funny world out there
>The mutation of animals caused the destruction of known civilisation and you could
>be killed even by some faggot rattata biting you to death any moment

"Hey, heared about that massive Gyarados that destroyed the leftovers of New York yesterday? I think I will go there and try to defeat or maybe even catch it with my Luxray. Wanna come with me?"