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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:43:52 No.20568126 View View Reply Original Report

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>Wake up
>See this
>You can spend 1 day with the group

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:45:12 No.20568152 Report

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>>20568126
Which Pokemon is the most bara?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:45:34 No.20568156 Report

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find a way to stay there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:46:13 No.20568165 Report

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>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:47:28 No.20568181 Report

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Ehh. Probably just go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:48:01 No.20568187 Report

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>>20568126
Try to fuck Serena

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:48:11 No.20568192 Report

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>>20568126
Looking for my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:48:30 No.20568202 Report

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Be the pessimistic fuck I usually am

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:48:42 No.20568209 Report

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1.knock out all the group and steal pikachu and serena 2.fuck Serena 3.My job is done so I head home with a stolen pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:51:24 No.20568252 Report

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>>20568126
Heck no. I'm running away and having my own poke adventure far away from any of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:51:45 No.20568259 Report

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>>20568126
Tell Ash that Serena wants to jump his nuts. Slap the shit out of pikachu with a thunder stone. Give Eureka a hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:52:47 No.20568277 Report

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>>20568252

But then you'll miss this week's valuable lesson about friendship or teamwork or some other bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:53:02 No.20568281 Report

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>>20568126
As I awaken I remove my suspenders and proceed to relieve myself. As they would stare and ask what I was doing I would simply reply that I am filtering my genitals. What for they would ask? Why for my weenus peenus of course. I then grab the small electric scamp and proceed to thrust into her like a stingray thrusting into an Australian. The tightness of the asshole would then trap me with no escape. Try as I might I simply cannot remove my sexalapod from the canyon and I pass out. Pikachu washes his eyes to clean himself from seeing Bonnie rape a grown man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:53:15 No.20568283 Report

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Ditch them and fuck Korrina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:53:45 No.20568292 Report

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>>20568126
>bond with all of them
>have as much fun as possible
>eat pokepuffs with Ash and Pikachu
>braid Bonnie's hair and talk fashion with Serena
>help Clemont not blow up one of his favorite inventions
>ruin TR's intro
>blast off TR with Ash
>watch the stars with everyone

>when everyone falls asleep I rape Serena
>steal all of their Pokemon
>suck on Nurse Joy's tits
>go back to my world

and nothing of value would be lost

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 00:57:26 No.20568341 Report

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Attempt to fuck or rape Serena, throw a thunderstone at Pikachu then run innawoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:00:04 No.20568368 Report

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>>20568126
Kill Ash, Pikachu, and Clemont.
Rape Bonnie and Serena.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:00:56 No.20568383 Report

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catch them all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:03:02 No.20568416 Report

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>>20568281
>Bonnie rape a grown man
i keked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:03:14 No.20568419 Report

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>>20568126
Keepu Bonnie of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:04:04 No.20568432 Report

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>>20568152
Is that even a question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:05:56 No.20568459 Report

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Be the character of the week that I am and show off a gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:06:48 No.20568470 Report

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Kill them, find a way to stay there more than a day, and then go far, far away.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:08:33 No.20568490 Report

Quoted By: >>20568608

Well, I sleep naked so this is going to be an interesting experience for all of us.

The first thing would probably be finding a way to cover my valuables. Then, we're off to...do Pokemon things?

I'm not really interested in hanging out with that particular crew, but seeing some of the sights would be cool. I'd have to meet Sycamore, too. Hopefully pantsless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:09:41 No.20568512 Report

Quoted By: >>20568535 >>20575415

>all these people talking about raping and killing
Sometimes I think I'm in bad company...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:10:12 No.20568517 Report

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>>20568126
Wake up, leave, and spend a day alone in the pokemon world.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:11:09 No.20568535 Report

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>>20568512
You're in the best company.

You're here forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:14:51 No.20568592 Report

Quoted By: >>20568660 >>20568666

> You can spend one day with this group of ten-year-olds!
yeah no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:15:46 No.20568608 Report

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>>20568490

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:18:15 No.20568646 Report

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Tell them that they are all merely characters in a television show, proving this by showing my knowledge of their past adventures, and about some things from the games that we know will happen in the future. Even if they don't believe me, just the thought that what I said may be true will forever haunt them, and make for some interesting episodes if they eventually begin to believe the truth.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:18:27 No.20568651 Report

Quoted By: >>20569069

>>20568608
Sleeping naked is good for you. I can't predict this kind of stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:18:48 No.20568660 Report

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>>20568592
You're already on 4chan, let's not act like conversing with Ash and company would be some kind of downgrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:19:08 No.20568666 Report

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>>20568592
Last week was my cousins 10th birthday, I spent most of the day with her and her friends building a Rube Goldberg Machine it was a fucking blast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:23:31 No.20568740 Report

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>>20568666
Please tell me there's a video of the resulting contraption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:28:23 No.20568840 Report

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>>20568740
It's one my phone, but it's not really worth uploading. Still that moment when we got it to work was just amazing, for a minute I was a 10 year old again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:29:46 No.20568857 Report

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>>20568840

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:30:54 No.20568878 Report

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>>20568126
Politely dismiss them and be on my way. I have one day to hang around in that world, anything would be better than spending it with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:34:58 No.20568968 Report

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I'd give Serena advice on how to seduce Ash and make Ash more aware of Serena's interest in him. Then I'd attempt to fug Bonnie and ignore Clemont because he's not interesting at all. After that I dunno, maybe watch their Pokemon be cute or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:36:07 No.20568996 Report

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fuck ash's tight ass forcing Serena watch. Then has to rim-job ash's asshole and suck out ever ounce of cum i poured into his ass and snowball him.

Borrego

Borrego Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:39:18 No.20569069 Report

Quoted By: >>20569299

>>20568651
I sleep naked. But sometimes i catch a cold.
If i were for only one day maybe i could comit murder then suicide. Sounds stupid but being out of world for just one day is cool enough.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:49:21 No.20569299 Report

Quoted By: >>20569477 >>20569816

>>20569069
I heard it's good for your skin and junk, tho.

Plus, it's super comfy and I like being naked.

Also what is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 01:59:16 No.20569477 Report

Quoted By: >>20569732

>>20569299
For me, it just feels good and is sexy

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 18 Aug 2014 02:14:19 No.20569732 Report

Quoted By: >>20569856 >>20569900

>>20569477
Yeah that too.

But I guess I'm more concerned about the Pokemon murder/suicide.

I mean. It's just a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 02:18:23 No.20569816 Report

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>>20569299
I doubt it'd do much for your penis. Perhaps just your testicles from being able to lower their temperature more easily from the lack of clothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 02:20:33 No.20569856 Report

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>>20569732
It'd be hectic, but maybe I could find a pokemon center before things could get too rough.

Borrego

Borrego Mon 18 Aug 2014 02:22:53 No.20569900 Report

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>>20569732
Exactly. Just a day to test. You can do everything you can do. Can run max speed, jump and climb, talk with every guy in the nearest town, have fun, etc etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 04:07:53 No.20571745 Report

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>>20568292
Lost it at Nurse Joy's tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 04:10:43 No.20571779 Report

Quoted By: >>20575326

Steal their hats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 04:14:27 No.20571827 Report

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Take a blood sample from Ash to figure out why he doesn't age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 04:19:27 No.20571900 Report

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Flirt with the girl

Play with pikachu

Ask ash why he's such a stupid faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 11:42:53 No.20575287 Report

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I'd marry Clemont

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 11:47:29 No.20575305 Report

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Fuck Ash while Serena watches, fuck Serena while Ash watches and throw a Thunderstone at Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 11:50:04 No.20575319 Report

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meet team rocket and tell them to evolve pikachu and it would be even stronger and the boss would love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 11:51:15 No.20575326 Report

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>>20571779
You so evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 11:57:31 No.20575349 Report

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>>20568126
Immediately ask Ash to teach me how to capture Pokemon and make him/her my bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:00:29 No.20575366 Report

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>>20568126
>Kick Ash in the crotch
>Force his Pikachu to evolve
>"NO NEED TO WORRY!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:02:33 No.20575378 Report

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id eat rare candies and see what happends.
and pretend to be lost in time due to a celebis spells, explain to them that pickachu is going to die in 20 days unless they do as i say to prevent it.(theyre ten years old, why wouldnt they believe me)
then id lure the pickachu to giovanni, he shits a brick of happyness and makes me general of team rocket, we catch all the legendaries i keep em for myself, dethrone giovanni, give some uberpowerful pokemon to jesse james, and decide to live in harmony and peace with pokemon and at least 50 hot slave girls in my mansion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:04:13 No.20575386 Report

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FIND OUT HOW THE FUCK TRICK ROOM WORKS WITH MY MADOKA TEAM.

Really wonder how that shit works in anime land.

I dunno I'd probably go explore or something. But knowing how I am I'd be depressed as fuck when I get back. Camaraderie you can't get elsewhere.
>>20568292
>suck on Nurse Joy's tits
I kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:09:27 No.20575415 Report

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>>20568512
You are, these are the internet slums, where anonymous posting is encouraged because you can't be held accountable for your abominable views and ignorant statements

/vp/ is usually alright though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:10:37 No.20575422 Report

Quoted By: >>20575509

>Beat Ash while Serena watches
>Rape Serena while Ash watches
>Kill them both
>beat Pikachu with a Thunderstone
>beat him even more when he evolves
>promise to make Clemont more alpha and have him join
>promise to protect Bonnie and adopt her
>go back to Shalour to see ROLLERBLADE WAIFU and then vow to protect her smile
>have her join as well
>make it so that I stay here longer
I saved XY for you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 12:23:07 No.20575509 Report

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>>20575422
id whatch this anime

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