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are slowpoke/slowbro actually retarded?

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 05:45:01 No.20572901 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20573591 >>20574264 >>20574402

think about it... if slowbro and slowpoke are both actually stupid, how do they have the brain capacity to move things with their mind? it doesnt add up. I say that they are just PRETENDING to be retarded, and are actually some of the smartest pokemon around... think about it

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 05:53:45 No.20572981 Report

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i think that the slowpoke line represents the idea of enlightenment, and hidden potential. slowpoke isnt dumb, it just it too busy concentrating to submit to pain. the slowpoke line is an inspiration

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 07:13:58 No.20573591 Report

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>>20572901
i guess they are like steven hawking, just without any means to communicate. If a shellder decides to bite you in the head you're good, if it decides to bite you in the tail...

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 08:33:25 No.20574202 Report

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They're dumb, which is why they can move things with their minds.

They aren't burdened by thinking about what's impossible or not, they just do it.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 08:43:04 No.20574264 Report

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>>20572901
>if slowbro and slowpoke are both actually stupid
Wrong assumption. Nowhere it's said they're stupid, it's said they're slow thinking. As the another anon said there's a chance they're actually concentrating onto something, a skill that is attained by deep meditation aka trance.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 08:45:45 No.20574275 Report

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i don't think being slow and stupid necessarily mean the same thing

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Yosuke 4914 3485 7607 Mon 18 Aug 2014 08:48:22 No.20574295 Report

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Slowpoke is likely to be omniscient and therefore being bombarded with sensory information about the universe at ALL times. This being the case the slowpoke are well, pretty slow because so much of their cognitive ability is dedicated to comprehending things far beyond human knowledge.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 09:03:49 No.20574402 Report

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>>20572901

Slowpoke represents, hyperbolically, the oxymoron of being a sapient being, yet dull and passive.

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Sydney 4081 6675 5908 Mon 18 Aug 2014 09:40:56 No.20574575 Report

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>>20574295
So the Llama just has better cognitive ability. But still slow enough to get deceived by lowly hue-mangs

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