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>>20575502
Why exactly do people hate on barafags? They are hardly loud or obnoxious about their tastes in comparison to say the pokegirl people or pokeguys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:33:46 No.20576017 Report

Quoted By: >>20576028 >>20576180

>>20575842
>be 12 years old
>playing pokemon emerald for the first time
>also first gen 3 game
>go to Mauville city
>go directly into the gym because I thought having the Grass starter will save me since Electric is not very effective against it
>manage to fight through the gym with ease thanks to Aron and Grovyle
>come to Wattson
>think he's a nice man because he's so sportive
>kinda reminded me of my grandpa
>also really like his beard
>looks like a big teddy bear
>laughs at me when I talk to him
>Wahahahah!
>start battle
>Aron gets paralyzed and can't move
>gets destroyed by Magnemite's Sonic Boom
>send out Grovyle as my last pokemon since I only had two because I was a stupid kid
>can't scratch Magnemite because its moves suck
>gets pralyzed and killed
>Wattson just laughs at me
>Wahahahah!
>quit game because I'm mad
>but can't stop thinking of Wattson the rest of the day
>his magnificient beard, his cute and merry nature
>adorable big teddy bear
>finally evening, lay down to sleep
>have a dream about Pokemon
>I'm inside Wattsons jim, challenge him
>lose against him but don't remember how
>Wattson is suddenly right next to me and laughs
>Wahahahah!
>grabs me
>pulls down my pants, unzips his clothes
>presses me down on the cold floor
>feel something hard pressing against my back
>he inserts himself
>he holds me down but I don't resist
>enjoy getting pounded by this lovely big teddy bear
>feel his weight pressing against me
>start to sweat, but I love it
>get a great feeling deep inside me, now I know it was my prostate
>I scream
>he stands up after a last delightful pound
>looks at me, still lying on the ground
>starts laughing
>Wahahahah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:35:00 No.20576028 Report

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>>20576017
>wake up
>my legs shiver
>feel really hot, sweat bullets
>wet between my legs
>had my first wet dream about getting fucked by Wattson
>feel warm and fuzzy inside
>later realized I also got my first prostate orgasm in a dream about Wattson
>lie in bed, feeling as I'm lying on a cloud
>even today I remember that fucking great feeling I got after that dream
>after lying for about two hours, try to stand up
>fail because my legs still shiver
>just lie down on the floor and relax
>evening
>get my GameBoy Advance
>start up game
>saved right before the gym battle, fuck yeah
>start battle
>take out my dick
>start stroking as I intentionally lose to Wattson
>both Aron and Grovyle faint
>cum as I imagine getting fucked by Wattson again the same way as in the dream
>cum on the scream as he laughs
>Wahahahah!
>not enough
>still feel horny
>still feel the need of getting fucked by this big teddy bear
>go to the bathroom
>see towel rack
>it's that kind of one sided rack you can tilt to hang up your towel
>remove towel
>tilt rack
>it ends on some kind of round handle
>fuck yeah
>bend down
>insert handle in my man pussy
>it's thick, so I have to press carefully
>after a bit force, it fits
>feels fantastic
>imagine it's Wattson fucking me
>start moving faster and faster
>can feel it stimulating my prostate
>moan
>start sweating
>still have the GBA in my hands
>lick the cum off the screen, imagining it's Wattson's man juice
>come
>I have an amazing prostate orgasm
>my whole body shivers, I nearly collapse
>look at the screen
>still the same scene as before where I lost to Wattson
>same text box is open
>Wahahahah!

I can't wait to finally play ORAS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:36:11 No.20576035 Report

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>>20575984
Agree. Some are annoying fucks, but it's nowhere comparable to the other groups.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:41:39 No.20576077 Report

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>>20575901
She's fat too.

Fuck this captcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:41:50 No.20576082 Report

Quoted By: >>20576098 >>20576099

>>20575434
What building is that in? Doesn't look like the gym, and I don't remember Wulfric being any other place than Pokemon Villiage. Haven't played through the story since October, though, so I guess I'm forgetting something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:43:07 No.20576098 Report

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>>20576082
Battle chateau.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:43:08 No.20576099 Report

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>>20576082
Battle Chateu poopyhead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:53:43 No.20576180 Report

Quoted By: >>20576205 >>20576231 >>20576620

>>20575901
I didn't say she didn't, dumbass.

>>20576017
>aron paralyzed by thunderwave
Stopped reading. Aron is a ground type you liar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:56:59 No.20576205 Report

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>>20576180
You sir, are a fucking idgit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 13:59:10 No.20576231 Report

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>>20576180
You're associating 3x1 model with being fat, this just implies that you are dumb.

Then again you do think aron is ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:01:38 No.20576254 Report

Quoted By: >>20576286

that fairy gym leader is fat too by that logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:05:59 No.20576286 Report

Quoted By: >>20576305

>>20576254
That's not the same logic at all.
The difference is, the two squares either side of her are fake wings she is wearing. The two squares to the side of Wulfric are his fat ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:07:54 No.20576305 Report

Quoted By: >>20576358

>>20576286
that guy looks like he has wings too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:13:13 No.20576358 Report

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>>20576305
He's wearing his jacket like a kid pretending to be Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:16:22 No.20576390 Report

Quoted By: >>20576464

let's take a time an consider how fat valerie is.
valerie is according to /vp/'s brain damaged team, too fat for this 3X1
your turn ,retarded children on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:22:43 No.20576464 Report

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>>20576390
This has already been stated and debunked. Read threads before you post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 14:37:12 No.20576620 Report

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>>20576180
Aron is rock type, not ground type (unless there's some sort of reference here I'm missing)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 17:13:35 No.20578216 Report

Quoted By: >>20578289

>>20575871
>>20575855
>implying wulfric is 4- or 6- dimensional (respectively)
6/10, made me reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 17:19:30 No.20578289 Report

Quoted By: >>20578368

>>20578216
Also:
>Comparing anything to anything when their dimensions are different
Is a kilometer bigger than a square meter? Is a second bigger than a kilogram?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 17:27:56 No.20578368 Report

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>>20578289
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Aug 2014 17:29:07 No.20578382 Report

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>>20575502

>not wanting to fuck some anorexic girlyboy
>disgusting

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