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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 04:51:39 No.20605189 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20605241 >>20605323 >>20605466 >>20605478 >>20607028 >>20607708 >>20607903 >>20607921

>ITT: Shit that flares up your autism
How the fuck does this thing use moves like Drain Punch when it's got those two concrete blocks. In fact, how the fuck is it gonna be battling at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 04:55:16 No.20605241 Report

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>>20605189
He punches with the concrete pillars. He punches with the concrete pillars so hard the target's life force is knock out and he absorbs it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:00:50 No.20605323 Report

Quoted By: >>20605401 >>20606229 >>20606538

>>20605189

If it wasnt for that clown nose he would be a total bro. Also they arent attached. I imagine he beats opponents with them and puts them down when needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:08:03 No.20605401 Report

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>>20605323
>dissing the happy drunken nose
yeah no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:13:52 No.20605466 Report

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>>20605189
I'd imagine he walks around without the canes, and when he needs them, he just stomps the ground and they burst up from the earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:14:59 No.20605478 Report

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>>20605189
>lets go of one cane
>punches
>gets hold of that cane again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:19:41 No.20605530 Report

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>>20605466
I like this. Headcanon accepted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 05:20:42 No.20605542 Report

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>yfw you realize drain punch actually involves drinking the enemy's blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 06:32:51 No.20606229 Report

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>>20605323
Conkeldurr is a total bro.

I love the way he cracks his neck in his idle animation. Just a badass waiting to dish out some good old-fashioned rape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:18:06 No.20606538 Report

Quoted By: >>20608114

>>20605323
>not liking furious muscle bound elmo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:41:04 No.20607028 Report

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>>20605189
He uses them as an extension of his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 09:02:15 No.20607134 Report

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Why is Conkeldurr even a thing, he looks like shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:32:01 No.20607708 Report

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>>20605189
What I don't like is the way he wields those pillars--it looks so painfully awkward. He also fucking spins like a ballerina with them, too.

Though partly, I'm just pissed he sent Machamp into underusage, and he even has three attack animations in XY. But I guess he's kinda okay. Fuck him, still, for outclassing my absolute favorite brochamp. I dunno, I'm kind of ambivalent towards Conk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:59:50 No.20607903 Report

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>>20605189
This is now Conkelbro appreciation thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:03:36 No.20607921 Report

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>>20605189
>this and breloom learn drain punch
>chesnaught doesnt
god help gamefreak if drain punch isnt a tutor move for it in oras

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:06:01 No.20607938 Report

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>>20607921
>move tutors in ORAS
Gamefreak wouldn't be that smart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:11:52 No.20607957 Report

Quoted By: >>20607966 >>20608114

would you a conkeldurr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:13:55 No.20607966 Report

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>>20607957
That makes me bulk up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:36:29 No.20608086 Report

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>>20607966
sheer force iron fist on your guts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:41:18 No.20608114 Report

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>>20606538
I never noticed how much >>20607957 looks more like Bert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:03:22 No.20608612 Report

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>>20608114
There's already a Bert though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:08:31 No.20608649 Report

Quoted By: >>20608668 >>20608692 >>20608693 >>20608774

>>20608612
Why are fighting pokemon so poorly designed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:10:34 No.20608668 Report

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>>20608649
>calling Mienshao, Breloom, Scrafty, Hawlucha, Heracross, and many others poorly designed

Excuse me, m8?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:13:28 No.20608692 Report

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>>20608649
>>20608649
pls go and stay go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:13:32 No.20608693 Report

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>>20608649
*good designed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:15:43 No.20608710 Report

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>>20608668
Sorry. I should have said humanoid fighting types. Hawlucha is awful IMO though.

Fighting types that disgust me:
Machamp line
Hitmonchan
Hariyama line
Conkeldurr line
Throh/Sawk
Hawlucha
Mewtwo X
Blaziken line
Gallade
Keldeo
Chesnaught

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:17:51 No.20608730 Report

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>>20608710

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:19:07 No.20608738 Report

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>>20608710
How the fuck do you even hate luchabird?
It's design is so fucking smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:19:09 No.20608739 Report

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>>20608730
Deal with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:20:03 No.20608745 Report

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>>20607903
I'm down for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:20:32 No.20608751 Report

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>>20608738

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:21:11 No.20608759 Report

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>>20608730
I'd have to second this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:23:24 No.20608774 Report

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>>20608649
>Why are pokemon so poorly designed

ftfy

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Scar the Lion !Wj.GNJq7ao Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:26:41 No.20608806 Report

Quoted By: >>20608831 >>20608843 >>20608860

When Conkeldurr first came out I didn't like him too much, primarily cause of his name and that being the time everyone was spouting "hurr dur" 24/7.

However, I recently used him in a nuzlocke challenge and am testing the waters with him in competitive, too. Dude can take a Psychic from a Lati@s and OHKO it with Knock Off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:27:41 No.20608816 Report

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>>20607134
Not every Pokemon has to be a glorious masterpiece of art and culture, you know. Nature has its unaesthetic designs too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:29:30 No.20608831 Report

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>>20608806
How did you get conk in a nuzlocke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:29:34 No.20608832 Report

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Conkeldurr is awesome. Wish it learned Sucker Punch, because God that Speed is horrifying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:31:26 No.20608843 Report

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>>20608806
>Dude can take a Psychic from a Lati@s and OHKO it with Kock Off
>>20608832
>Sucker punch

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Scar the Lion !Wj.GNJq7ao Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:32:23 No.20608848 Report

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>>20608831
A rule adjustment of mine that lets me obtain trade evolution once the previous stage hits a certain level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:33:52 No.20608860 Report

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>>20608806
conk-elder is a cool name
anyone who calls it conkle-durr is dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:34:49 No.20608868 Report

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>>20608816
but he's a construction worker, he's killing nature...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:36:18 No.20608877 Report

Quoted By: >>20608887

>>20608843
>Sucker Punch
straighttubersitgoes.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:38:01 No.20608887 Report

Quoted By: >>20608964

>>20608868
My point was that not every Pokemon is, or should, have an aesthetically pleasing design, because that would be unrealistic.

>>20608877
Not with Talonflame around m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:50:16 No.20608964 Report

Quoted By: >>20609014

>>20608887
>not every Pokemon have an aesthetically pleasing design

not that anon but, don't get me wrong I usually defend Pokemon that are called shit because they look "ugly" or "derpy" like Stunfisk or Probopass, but there's something about Conckeldur that grosses me out, also i don't get why is a figthing type, i mean he's got muscles and that's basically it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:58:38 No.20609014 Report

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>>20608964
This
I've never really been a fan of pokemon holding things anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:00:43 No.20609042 Report

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I used Mach Punch Drain Punch GutsDurr paired with Life Orb Hydreigon back in Gen 5 VCG. Holy shit they paired together so well. I wouldn't wrecked everything if it weren't for some chucklefuck with all legendaries spamming random moves.

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