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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:48:05 No.20606763 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20606821 >>20606874 >>20608778 >>20608932

>girlfriend offers to dress up as Rosa and have "fun"
>mfw beta
Do girls really do this who like Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:50:40 No.20606777 Report

Quoted By: >>20606782 >>20606789

The ones who are into pokemon that much are usually the ones who pull that sort of shit. Formative years in high school around only beta nerds and/or getting no attention at all turns most anime or geek fangirls into raging sluts once you share their godawful interests.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:52:08 No.20606782 Report

Quoted By: >>20606885

>>20606777
ARE YOU SAYING POKEMON IS A GODAWFUL INTEREST

DONT DISS MY ANIME ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:53:35 No.20606789 Report

Quoted By: >>20606826

>>20606777
And you are implying it is a bad thing ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:57:48 No.20606821 Report

Quoted By: >>20606854 >>20608527

>>20606763
Please stop making threads, Cristina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 07:58:08 No.20606826 Report

Quoted By: >>20606842 >>20606846 >>20606962

>>20606789
If it gets her to ride your baloney pony all the way into tunatown then not at all.

Just be prepared to put up with a lot of shit for the privilege of being able to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:00:47 No.20606842 Report

Quoted By: >>20606847

>>20606826
Well, I already did it several times, and there wasn't any shit needed for that. Learn to relationship, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:03:06 No.20606846 Report

Quoted By: >>20606858

>>20606826
>I'll do something you like in bed but in return for a favor
I'd rather be single than deal with that shit any day. Holy fuck you really are beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:03:09 No.20606847 Report

Quoted By: >>20606856 >>20606962 >>20608053

>>20606842
Dressed as Rosa, I mean. Usually you have to decide if the crazy is worth the longterm benefits of sexy dressup sex or if there's just more baggage up in that girl's skull than at Heathrow Airport.

This is in general. I dunno what your girl is like, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:04:56 No.20606854 Report

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>>20606821
>Christina

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:05:10 No.20606856 Report

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>>20606847
I meant that too. Guess I am lucky then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:05:23 No.20606858 Report

Quoted By: >>20606876

>>20606846
What favour? He asked do girls who are into pokemon do this, I said sure but usually there's some cray cray backing it up so you gotta decide if the cuckoo canoe is worth it or not, that's all.

No fucking favours, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:07:45 No.20606874 Report

Quoted By: >>20606888 >>20606951

>>20606763
Holy fuck, pls dont fuck this up, OP, Make yourself alpha for your gf, who dresses as the best girl, yes im jealous, and ill rage if you actually fucked this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:08:14 No.20606876 Report

Quoted By: >>20606904 >>20606918

>>20606858
Whatever. I mean that a girl doesn't do something for you unconditionally, instead having something in her mind about it like you said.

Fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:10:20 No.20606884 Report

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>tfw no gf that dresses up as Serena to lift her skirt and fuck her doggystyle

Why do I even live?

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:10:23 No.20606885 Report

Quoted By: >>20606897 >>20606946

>>20606782
I FOUND YOU, FAKER!

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:10:51 No.20606888 Report

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>>20606874
>Rosa
>better than Hilda

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:12:23 No.20606897 Report

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>>20606885
You're comparing yourself to me? HA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:13:49 No.20606904 Report

Quoted By: >>20606908

>>20606876
This one time I had sexy roleplay times with a girl, and then two nights later she wanted me to stick a vibrator up my ass while dressed as Ciel Phantomhive.

Needless to say, I noped the fuck out of there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:14:33 No.20606908 Report

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>>20606904
>Not liking a vibrator up your ass
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:16:58 No.20606918 Report

Quoted By: >>20606932

>>20606876
You don't even know what the favour is, it could be anything, she could ask him to dress up like her favourite character later.

Context is key, also, why the fuck do you care if she wants something in return for spending money to dress up like some shitty waifu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:19:19 No.20606932 Report

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>>20606918
Because people usually agree to do things in bed because it would be fun, not to expect to get something in return.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:23:21 No.20606946 Report

Quoted By: >>20607031

>>20606885
WHY ARE WE YELLING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:24:23 No.20606951 Report

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>>20606874
It will happen tonight but she told me to dress up as Red

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:26:34 No.20606962 Report

Quoted By: >>20606997

>>20606826
>>20606847
I like your metaphors, anon :3

no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:26:51 No.20606964 Report

Quoted By: >>20609148

DO
NOT
STICK
DICK
IN
CRAZY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:31:38 No.20606997 Report

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>>20606962
Thanks, I like your appreciation. Makes me more willing to keep spouting off the nonsense that comes to mind in the future.

100% homo.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:42:33 No.20607031 Report

Quoted By: >>20607042

>>20606946
YOU TELL ME, THIRD CAPSLOCK. AT LEAST, I THINK YOU'RE THE THIRD. MAYBE FOURTH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:42:54 No.20607034 Report

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Allright - what's the problem again? If my GF would dress up as Rosa or another Trainer I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.

Anon, stop being such a fag...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:44:02 No.20607042 Report

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>>20607031
Obscure Evangelion Reference detected

SASUKE

SASUKE Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:48:06 No.20607068 Report

Quoted By: >>20607118

NARUTOOOOOOOOOO

NARUTO

NARUTO Wed 20 Aug 2014 08:59:17 No.20607118 Report

Quoted By: >>20607202

>>20607068
SASUKEEEEEEEEEEE

TETSUO

TETSUO Wed 20 Aug 2014 09:14:10 No.20607202 Report

Quoted By: >>20607473

>>20607118
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 09:52:34 No.20607456 Report

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BRANDOOOOOOOOOON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 09:56:51 No.20607473 Report

Quoted By:

>>20607202
KHAAAAAAN

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:01:31 No.20607503 Report

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CHIEF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:18:57 No.20607620 Report

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LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:19:00 No.20607621 Report

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ZEROOOOOOO

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:28:10 No.20607674 Report

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PLEASE UNDERSTAND

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:28:24 No.20607677 Report

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JOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:29:46 No.20607685 Report

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HASHIRAAMAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:33:29 No.20607719 Report

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KABOOOOM

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:36:23 No.20607734 Report

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MASTER I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:40:41 No.20607759 Report

Quoted By: >>20607781

>mfw this thread

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:43:56 No.20607781 Report

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>>20607759
LUUUUUUUTHOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 10:47:06 No.20607803 Report

Quoted By: >>20607918 >>20607937

A GUY WAS TRYING TO HITCHHIKE ON THE HIGHWAY ONE DAY AND THEN A CAR STOPPED BY AND WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SPOOKY SKELETON FELL OUT

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:02:34 No.20607912 Report

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KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

KAY-NAY-DAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:03:11 No.20607918 Report

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>>20607803
TWO SPOOKY FOUR ME

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:05:13 No.20607932 Report

Quoted By:

KLK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:05:59 No.20607937 Report

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>>20607803
MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:20:59 No.20607999 Report

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STANDING HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:22:08 No.20608005 Report

Quoted By:

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:24:54 No.20608016 Report

Quoted By: >>20608842

SO HERE I AM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:26:02 No.20608024 Report

Quoted By:

HOWEVER, I DISAGREE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:31:46 No.20608053 Report

Quoted By: >>20608068 >>20608493

>>20606847
>not wanting this
Holy shit you're a massive faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 11:34:00 No.20608068 Report

Quoted By:

>>20608053
THANKS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 12:40:02 No.20608493 Report

Quoted By: >>20608515

>>20608053
It's okay, you're still young. One day you'll realise that 99% of the time sex is not worth a cup of crazy each day with your morning bowl of cuckoopuffs for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 12:44:28 No.20608515 Report

Quoted By: >>20608719

>>20608493
No. I'm pretty sure you're just a beta faggot.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 12:46:46 No.20608527 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw girl I'm in love with does a great Misty cosplay
>>20606821
"Tina" ja nai!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:16:38 No.20608719 Report

Quoted By: >>20609016

>>20608515
Anyone can offer what you want, just have to decide how much it's worth. And by the by, putting up with all sorts of shit just for sex is about the most beta thing there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:23:51 No.20608778 Report

Quoted By:

>>20606763
I've never done anything like it, but I considered it.

I mean people roleplay right? It's not uncommon for people to dress up as schoolgirls and shit.

So two nerdy people who both love Pokemon, why not dress up as Pokemon characters instead?

Problem is, I've never cosplayed properly, and I reckon this thing would take way too much credit.

Who knows OP, she could just be really nice and wanting to do something for you that meets your interests.

OR she could be one of those cosplay crazies

Good luck and have fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:31:04 No.20608842 Report

Quoted By:

>>20608016
ONCE AGAIN
I'M FALLING TO PIECES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:32:34 No.20608849 Report

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IM PAYING THE PRICE
IM DOING THE TIME
SERVING MY SENTENCE
FOR DOING THE CRIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:34:10 No.20608862 Report

Quoted By:

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAiN ON ME?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:35:50 No.20608875 Report

Quoted By:

FIGHT YOUR FOES YOU'RE NOT ALONE
HOLY WAR IS ON THE PHONE
ASKING TO PLEASE STAY ON HOLD
THE BLEEDING LOSS OF BLOOD RUNS COLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:41:57 No.20608911 Report

Quoted By: >>20608932

CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEL
THE LOOOOOVE TONIIIGHT?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:45:55 No.20608932 Report

Quoted By: >>20608991 >>20609000

>>20606763
>>20608911
CAAAAAN YOU FEEEL
THE LOOOOOVE TONIIIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:55:37 No.20608991 Report

Quoted By: >>20609019

>>20608932
AAAAND SHE WIIILL BE LOVED
AAAAND SHE WIIIIILL BE LOOOVED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:56:39 No.20609000 Report

Quoted By:

>>20608932
GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FORM YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:57:04 No.20609001 Report

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Tutturu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:58:59 No.20609016 Report

Quoted By:

>>20608719
She's your girlfriend, if she doesn't love you unconditionally then get a new girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 13:59:23 No.20609019 Report

Quoted By: >>20609039

>>20608991
PICTURES OF YOU
PICTURES OF ME
HUNG UP ON THE WALL FOR THE WORLD TO SEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:00:20 No.20609039 Report

Quoted By: >>20609066

>>20609019
CAUSE I CAAAAN'T LIIIIIIVE
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:04:07 No.20609066 Report

Quoted By: >>20609083

>>20609039
WHENEVER I FALL
AT YOUR FEET
YOU LET YOUR TEARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:06:25 No.20609083 Report

Quoted By:

>>20609066
AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:13:23 No.20609148 Report

Quoted By:

>>20606964
WHAT
IF
WE'RE
BOTH CRAZY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:16:26 No.20609184 Report

Quoted By: >>20609191 >>20609271

My first girlfriend was a chubby animu-gamer gal, she was so crazy, and everything was great at first, but then it becomes teddious, i dunno, she was more in gaems than in college stuff, and the relation was only sex and videogames, i know, sounds fantastic, but after a year you start to ask yourself what the heck are you doing with your life, im not rich, and she certainly is a little more than my family at least, she can spend alñ her time in shit but i need to focus in my stuff. Also she wasnt that pretty. Then i know a really cute girl, apart from digimon or pokemon animes she wasnt see anyone and only plays casual shit on her phone, also her tits are massive and she isnt fattie, i drop my old grill and uñgrade for one better, my grades are uprising and everything is cool now.
My exgf is now a landwhale, kek.

Tl:dr; Gamer girls can suffocate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:17:35 No.20609191 Report

Quoted By: >>20609283

>>20609184
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:26:43 No.20609271 Report

Quoted By:

>>20609184
Maybe i need to enable the autocorrector.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:29:01 No.20609283 Report

Quoted By:

>>20609191
She also does shitty cosplays for you, other me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:31:10 No.20609306 Report

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None of my gfs have ever been into Pokémon except for one almost-landwhale who was up for basically anything but after we broke up told everyone how it was all rape every single time and it was always awful and horrible

Can confirm, girls who play Pokémon are bitchfit nutters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2014 14:33:28 No.20609323 Report

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SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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